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Quote from: Donnah on 09/03/2012 05:12:17iMac, aw. Demo seams to have found that awfuly funny, ore did he? I have a mined to remined him to observe the ground rules.I believe that's halft of my duty, on the face of it.Any deviation from the norm may result in a goo feeling in the gut.
March 12 - March 18, 2012 is: International Brain Awareness WeekAre you aware that brawn is not the only thing in life?Or is this a no-brainer?Don't be in the rain too long. Umbrella time!
Hmmm, just how plastic is the brain?
I'm really not interested in what Brian is wearing.
Quote from: Don_1 on 11/03/2012 10:42:03I'm really not interested in what Brian is wearing.Which one are you and which one is Brian?
March 13, 2012 is:Open An Umbrella Indoors DayIs the weather bureau an umbrella organization?
If you want to be a weather forecaster, you need a lot of degrees.
I'm the one who grabbed the wrong end of his club and lost his balls.
And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!
Quote from: demografx on 14/03/2012 21:26:28And yes, The Brass Award goes to Don_1!Typical! Not gold, not silver, not even bronze! Just brass.
If you want to go far an hight, you certainly do.
Quote from: Don_1 on 20/01/2012 13:01:36Good Grief Demo, you've clocked up 6666 posts. Does this make you one (or six) better than the devil?demografxGlobal ModeratorNeilep Level MemberPosts: 6666Quote from: Donnah on 22/01/2012 07:02:44I think it means you'd have a devil of a time making that many posts.Oh no! This Friday, I will be 66! Is this a conspiracy??? Quick, someone start a new Science Thread!!
Good Grief Demo, you've clocked up 6666 posts. Does this make you one (or six) better than the devil?demografxGlobal ModeratorNeilep Level MemberPosts: 6666
I think it means you'd have a devil of a time making that many posts.
March is:Berries and Cherries Month
........And today the $balance on one of my accounts was...666!
Quote from: demografx on 20/03/2012 06:10:31March is:Berries and Cherries MonthI presume you found this in some seedy newspaper under currant affairs. Probably berried away in the small print. How many times did you have to go fru it before you found this star? By the way, are you sure you have got the date right? The way I figure it, it should be in September and Anna would have agreed had she not been banned. I think I told you they had to ban Anna, her posts were getting too fruity. Its enough to give you the pip.
...its a pack o' lies.
Are we all uh, bored?
You must grin and bear it!
And a proper serving with nuts on the side.
Quote from: demografx on 23/03/2012 19:30:58And a proper serving with nuts on the side.Nuts on the side! Now there's a novelty. By what strange quark of evolution did that happen?More to the point, vod kan you do with such a strange adaptation?Do you get laughed at or maybe even beerated? Do they get in they way when you rummage through your pockets searching for those elusive sweets covered in fluff, the ones called brand 'A', brand 'X' or brand 'E'. Its a sham paying such a price for unprotected sweeties. But there's no sense in wineing at the makers, they just bay'le sweets should not be kept in your pocket'. I think its a con, yakking on about how you should & shouldn't keep your sweeties.
Don_1 is hereby inducted into The Alcohol Of Fame!!
Quote from: demografx on 24/03/2012 14:40:44Don_1 is hereby inducted into The Alcohol Of Fame!!How.... er.. howv ... ve.... ve... ferrrrry (*HIC*) ferrry ferrrruurry (*HIC*) kahnd o... o....... ovvvvv lew. Una (*HIC*) cuuuztuuuummmmmmmmmed azz ah am (*HIC*) tooooOOooo mahkking speeeeecheeees (*HIC*)OHhhh ta ta ta bluuuuuuuudy heeel wiv it (*HIC*), leeets huv a dri dri driiiink (*HIC*)
Alan, estranged brother of Olympic Gold medalist Seb Coe, is reported to be suffering from Tourette's syndrome.Headline........ "Al Coe holler"Titter ye not, it could have been true but for one flight problem. Can ye gueff what it might be?
Quote from: demografx on 23/03/2012 19:30:58And a proper serving with nuts on the side.Nuts on the side! Now there's a novelty. By what strange quark of evolution did that happen?
A liar who doesn't pass the bar can grin and beer it.
Quote from: Donnah on 25/03/2012 08:12:06A liar who doesn't pass the bar can grin and beer it.Especially when they are selling cheap bar grin booze.