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« Reply #2250 on: 05/06/2012 23:48:00 »
Today is June 5th
Cinco de Junio???
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« Reply #2251 on: 05/06/2012 23:50:59 »

Where DO you get this stuff?  Got a pic of the Build-a-burgers?





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« Reply #2252 on: 06/06/2012 03:44:51 »
Hahahahaha.
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« Reply #2253 on: 06/06/2012 09:04:28 »
My wish is your command, O Donnah!

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« Reply #2254 on: 07/06/2012 06:43:44 »
Right then, I'd like to have the winning lottery ticket please.
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« Reply #2255 on: 07/06/2012 15:21:11 »


As you requested!

Just look in your back yard! You'll see it!

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« Reply #2256 on: 09/06/2012 23:46:34 »
Well we have catnip plants that is our cat currency.  Odyn comes when I call as long as I wave a catnip frond at him (the little nipper).
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« Reply #2257 on: 10/06/2012 21:35:53 »
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« Reply #2258 on: 11/06/2012 05:20:39 »
My human misleads you.  I had the plant in my mouth but I didn't inhale.

Odyn
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« Reply #2259 on: 11/06/2012 22:49:11 »


Odyn!

Listen to *Master Donnah!

*Mistress just doesn't sound right...
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« Reply #2260 on: 13/06/2012 17:08:26 »
Here Odyn!!!

I've got your supper




Yes, you could say they are Odyn's Golden Kippers
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« Reply #2261 on: 13/06/2012 17:28:00 »
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.  Please send the recipe to my human.  She only gives me sardines, herring, beef, pork, chicken, veggies and biscuits.  Kippers smothered in butter and garnished with fresh catnip sounds so much better!!

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« Reply #2262 on: 13/06/2012 22:32:43 »




Mmm, looks like yummy fried plantains/bananas!

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« Reply #2263 on: 13/06/2012 23:53:01 »
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.  Please send the recipe to my human.  She only gives me sardines, herring, beef, pork, chicken, veggies and biscuits.  Kippers smothered in butter and garnished with fresh catnip sounds so much better!!

Odyn

Good grief Odyn, I would have Thort you would have got your human under control by now.
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« Reply #2264 on: 13/06/2012 23:55:56 »

Mmm, looks like yummy fried plantains/bananas!

Yes, we have no plantains,
We have no plantains today.


Doesn't seem to work so well, does it? Perhaps Herb Alpert should do it tijuana style. He could get Anna to do the vocals....... Oh no, I forgot, you banned anna.
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« Reply #2265 on: 14/06/2012 00:08:56 »
Sorry I have been absent for a while, and I will be again for now. I'm off back to Glasgow 1st thing in the morning.

Another chance to stock up on Haggis.

Och aye the noo.
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« Reply #2266 on: 14/06/2012 00:56:24 »
Best wishes in Glasgow!

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« Reply #2267 on: 14/06/2012 18:04:49 »

Mmm, looks like yummy fried plantains/bananas!


Yes, we have no plantains,
We have no plantains today.


Doesn't seem to work so well, does it? Perhaps Herb Alpert should do it tijuana style. He could get Anna to do the vocals....... Oh no, I forgot, you banned anna.



No. Anna was un banned.

So she is not to be banned, that anna, ok?

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« Reply #2268 on: 15/06/2012 16:33:31 »

And he hURLs himself out of the helicopter.


It must be a whURLybird.

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« Reply #2269 on: 15/06/2012 16:34:35 »


M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.  Please send the recipe to my human.  She only gives me sardines, herring, beef, pork, chicken, veggies and biscuits.  Kippers smothered in butter and garnished with fresh catnip sounds so much better!!

Odyn



Good grief Odyn, I would have Thort you would have got your human under control by now.




As you can see from this recent sculpting, Odyn's attitude does not leave room for listening to mere mortals like Don_1. Nooo.



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« Reply #2270 on: 15/06/2012 17:48:18 »
Valerie! Where are you? Come see what Demo wrote here.

Just loki at that, he'l be sorry. Come on Val hall a look and tell me, what have I dun to him?
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« Reply #2271 on: 15/06/2012 17:53:31 »
Best wishes in Glasgow!

Ta very much. Back home now, but off again tomorrow. Looking forward to Haggis Neeps & Tatty's on Sunday. I'd have a wee dram with it, but I only have open the bottle, these days, and I'm pi**ed as a fart!


Just to set record straight and in case you were wondering when I shall be enjoying my Haggis,
it should be obvious from the above posts. O dinner time.
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« Reply #2272 on: 15/06/2012 19:25:14 »
I had Haggis for lunch, it was offal.

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« Reply #2273 on: 17/06/2012 22:10:19 »
Haggis self a good time Don_1.
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« Reply #2274 on: 18/06/2012 02:26:35 »
If he's kilt his haggis & scoffed his tartan custard, Don'll get the griddle out and drop a few Scottish puncakes.

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« Reply #2275 on: 19/06/2012 03:05:10 »




Donnah, does the above statue adequately convey Odyn's outlook on life?



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« Reply #2276 on: 19/06/2012 11:48:35 »
If he's kilt his haggis & scoffed his tartan custard, Don'll get the griddle out and drop a few Scottish puncakes.


A pancake pun!!! Crumbs, that's got me in a flap Jack. Oh crepe, I just can't think of one.
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« Reply #2277 on: 20/06/2012 00:02:06 »
No time for pancakes!

I was in a big hurry so I just scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.

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« Reply #2278 on: 20/06/2012 00:43:58 »
I hope you came by those eggs legitimately, I should hate to think were poached.
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« Reply #2279 on: 20/06/2012 04:15:25 »
Is this a yolk?

Poaching?

You think I would stoop as low as an Egg Benedict and be a traitor?

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!

Fry my words!
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« Reply #2280 on: 20/06/2012 05:56:45 »
The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!
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« Reply #2281 on: 20/06/2012 08:12:40 »
Is this a yolk?

Poaching?

You think I would stoop as low as an Egg Benedict and be a traitor?

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!

Fry my words!


I'm glad to hear this. Well, read it actually. I can only hope that al bu men and women have not been shelling out too much dosh for your eggs. Personally, I think the price of eggs should be laid down in law.

A cracking idea, don't you think. Om letteing my MP know of my proposal and asking him to submit a private members beak bill to parliament. I do hope it dosen't get beaten in the vote. The trouble is, some MP's can be vindictive. You'll find them er ingueing about Westminster, waiting to whip up trouble. Perhaps I'll just nog them on the head or flip them over, cus t ard treatment is all they understand.


Do you sometimes get the feeling you've seen these puns somewhere before?
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« Reply #2282 on: 20/06/2012 08:32:08 »
The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!

I tried to phone Odyn yesterday.

ring ring - ring ring - ring ring
Hello.
Hello is t'at ue Odyn?
Nah, this is Thor here
Sorry, I dun rung the wrong number
You mere mortals have got a liberty ringing us Gods, I'm getting a bit bronzed brassed off with it.
click click - brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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« Reply #2283 on: 20/06/2012 08:35:47 »

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!


When they go out for a meal with friends, do they always go dutch?
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« Reply #2284 on: 20/06/2012 18:17:06 »

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!


Dozen that say it all!

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« Reply #2285 on: 20/06/2012 18:20:29 »

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!


When they go out for a meal with friends, do they always go dutch?


Eggsellent observation, Don_1!

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« Reply #2286 on: 20/06/2012 18:21:15 »

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!


Dozen that say it all!

Not half!
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« Reply #2287 on: 20/06/2012 18:26:17 »

I'd become a Hollandaise citizen before ever considering THAT!


When they go out for a meal with friends, do they always go dutch?


Eggsellent observation, Don_1!

Thank you so very much, and you should know, being a man of great eggsperience
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« Reply #2288 on: 21/06/2012 07:44:04 »
June 21-24 (Last Weekend Thurs. to Sun.) is:
Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:

Items Needed:
1. Watermelon seeds

2. A watermelon for the winner

Instructions:
1. Give each player a watermelon seed.

2. Have the players line up and take turns spitting the watermelon seeds as far as they can.

3. The one that spits the watermelon seed the farthest is the winner.

4. Award the winner a watermelon.

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« Reply #2289 on: 21/06/2012 11:32:16 »

Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:


Oh my gourd, whatever next!

I suppose the winner of the contest might be happy enough, but the one who is pipped at the post might become meloncholy.
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« Reply #2290 on: 22/06/2012 00:12:06 »

The one who is pipped at the post might become meloncholy.



Just like a sheep dog puppy who likes cantaloupe might become a melon collie baby.
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« Reply #2291 on: 22/06/2012 00:36:43 »

The statue conveys Odyn's outlook on life egg-xactly!


I tried to phone Odyn yesterday.

ring ring - ring ring - ring ring
Hello.
Hello is t'at ue Odyn?
Nah, this is Thor here
Sorry, I dun rung the wrong number
You mere mortals have got a liberty ringing us Gods, I'm getting a bit bronzed brassed off with it.
click click - brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr




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« Reply #2292 on: 22/06/2012 03:28:31 »

Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:



Oh my gourd, whatever next!


Oh, you heard about the upcoming pee-ing contest???

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« Reply #2293 on: 22/06/2012 03:59:13 »

And he hURLs himself out of the helicopter.


It must be a whURLybird.


Or am I confusing that with, "It's the URLy bird that gets the worm."?

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« Reply #2294 on: 22/06/2012 18:20:48 »

Watermelon Seed Spitting Week:

Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest:



Oh my gourd, whatever next!


Oh, you heard about the upcoming pee-ing contest???

Isn't that the daily MO for some peeple?

BTW Odyn loves cantaloupe and papaya.
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« Reply #2295 on: 22/06/2012 20:22:43 »
Odyn was going to take Anna to Gretna Green so they could get married.
Anna said, "Will we ride off into the sunset with me on the back of your bike?"
Odyn answered "I don't have a bike, but I 'av a car do.
Anna said, "Good man go and get it."
Anna's father suddenly appeared.
Odyn said, "OK Papa ya gonna try to stop us?"
"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her. I ban Anna from marrying you."


Not the 'Ban Anna' again!!!!
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« Reply #2296 on: 22/06/2012 21:35:47 »
Odyn was going to take Anna to Gretna Green so they could get married.
Anna said, "Will we ride off into the sunset with me on the back of your bike?"
Odyn answered "I don't have a bike, but I 'av a car do.
Anna said, "Good man go and get it."
Anna's father suddenly appeared.
Odyn said, "OK Papa ya gonna try to stop us?"
"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her. I ban Anna from marrying you."


Not the 'Ban Anna' again!!!!



Yup, you guessed it: I checked the Awards Committee and Don_1 indeed qualifies!!

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« Reply #2297 on: 23/06/2012 08:46:09 »
As does 'The Melon song', all 10hrs of it.

No, that's not a typo, 10hrs!!!

Link = The Melon Song. Don't even think about going there.

Its not for the puny.
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« Reply #2298 on: 24/06/2012 08:21:01 »
10 hours!!!!!????? Oh my Thor!!


"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her.


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« Reply #2299 on: 24/06/2012 08:49:13 »

Dyslexic melon.
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