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Odyn loves cantaloupe and papaya.
Odyn said, "OK Papa ya gonna try to stop us?"
10 hours!!!!!?? Oh my Thor!!Quote from: Don_1 on 22/06/2012 20:22:43"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her.
"Yep." Said Anna's father, "You can't elope with her.
My human misleads you. I had the plant in my mouth but I didn't inhale.Odyn
Guess where I'm going.... [ Invalid Attachment ] The Lemon 24hr race.
Quote from: Don_1 on 24/06/2012 09:39:09Guess where I'm going.... [ Invalid Attachment ] The Lemon 24hr race.Good luck! I bet $50 on you to win!
Quote from: demografx on 26/06/2012 06:54:45Quote from: Don_1 on 24/06/2012 09:39:09Guess where I'm going.... [ Invalid Attachment ] The Lemon 24hr race.Good luck! I bet $50 on you to win!Sucker!!!
When life gives you melons, are you supposed to make melonade???
I seriously need help.Is there a trick cyclist in the house?
Would someone kindly change the subject? I'm out of lemon gifs.
I have a whole battery of them!
Here, have this one on me:
Quote from: demografx on 27/06/2012 20:33:24I'm sure you didn't mean it, Don, but this one feels left out.Like you don't want to gif it a kiss.
Quote from: demografx on 28/06/2012 02:36:22Quote from: demografx on 27/06/2012 20:33:24I'm sure you didn't mean it, Don, but this one feels left out.Like you don't want to gif it a kiss.sour-puss
Let's you, me, and Don_1 get together and lemonstrate! Protest!
After I had been sucking on a lemon and tried to speak, a chap with a speech impediment said to me, 'Are you taking the pith?'
Could something more bitter than a lemon be described as sublime?
Don't we all deserve some lemon meringue pie for all these beautifully bitter lemon puns???
As I was going to Scarborough Fair,I met a man who had no hair.'What ho baldy' said I and laughed,'Wrong rhyme' said he, 'I think your daft.''What's that?' I questioned of the manAnd turned my head my ears to pan.I have some custard and sponge in this earAnd in the other jelly and orange appear.'Custard and sponge in one orificeJelly and orange,that can't be very nice'You're either a very clumsy chefOr I think that you are a triffle deaf.
Quote from: Don_1 on 10/07/2012 15:06:16君召使擯，色勃如也，足躩如也。揖所與立，左右手。衣前後，襜如也。趨進，翼如也。賓退，必復命曰：「賓不顧矣 Sometimes I detect confucian in Don_1's puns. Yet I cant honestly say why.But right now I am hungry and want to chow down.And don't tell me that's mandarintory!
Q. Do you know how to catch a unique bunny?A. Unique up on it.Q. Do you know how to catch a tame bunny?A. Tame way.
Quote from: demografx on 11/07/2012 07:03:28君召使擯，色勃如也，足躩如也。揖所與立，左右手。衣前後，襜如也。趨進，翼如也。賓退，必復命曰：「賓不顧矣 Translation:-The prince called 擯, color, and also as Hubble is HKSARG has been in close communication. With the National Police, left- and right-handed. Yi 襜 as before and after also. In inlet appear poised to wing it. Gentlemen, life will be raised up: "Gentlemen, careth not Yep, anything you say.