Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #2550 on: 07/11/2012 17:13:23 »
I'm no poster girl!!!!  er...ah...oh, you mean poster the verb, not poster the noun...well in that case, thank you!
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« Reply #2551 on: 08/11/2012 16:38:36 »


Thanks, Donnah! Our poster girl needs to be updated!

Maybe to Rosie The Riveter??

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« Reply #2552 on: 08/11/2012 19:11:34 »
My kind of woman!  (One with biceps.)  No princesses allowed in my girl's club.
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« Reply #2553 on: 09/11/2012 05:27:43 »
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?

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« Reply #2554 on: 09/11/2012 17:52:56 »
Gasp!!! :0
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« Reply #2555 on: 12/11/2012 03:05:53 »
I seem to be at my wits' end.
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« Reply #2556 on: 12/11/2012 03:58:33 »
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?

No. You're the real thing.

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« Reply #2557 on: 12/11/2012 04:07:27 »

I seem to be at my wits' end.




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« Reply #2558 on: 17/11/2012 03:30:28 »
I wonder how they came up with that name for their B&B?

I'm going to postulate that they were in financial trouble, needed some income and were at their wit's end when they got the idea to have a B&B. 

Anybody else want to make up a story about it?
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« Reply #2559 on: 18/11/2012 16:23:11 »
Donnah, the B&B started out as a...

.................

But they ran out of barley and hops, so they re-decorated and opened a B&B!

Instead of brewed coffee in the room each morning, there's a nice cold draft waiting for you in the B & B fridge !!



« Last Edit: 18/11/2012 16:28:44 by demografx »

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« Reply #2560 on: 21/11/2012 13:22:09 »
But don't drink too much, or you might find yourself coming to the end of your world........
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #2561 on: 21/11/2012 13:24:04 »
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?

Does this make me a four poster?
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #2562 on: 22/11/2012 02:49:17 »
Don_1 de Mark of four poster.
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« Reply #2563 on: 22/11/2012 02:50:47 »
Donnah, the B&B started out as a...

.................

But they ran out of barley and hops, so they re-decorated and opened a B&B!

Instead of brewed coffee in the room each morning, there's a nice cold draft waiting for you in the B & B fridge !!





So that's wit's brewing!
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« Reply #2564 on: 22/11/2012 21:28:49 »
But don't drink too much, or you might find yourself coming to the end of your world........








« Last Edit: 22/11/2012 23:10:50 by demografx »

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« Reply #2565 on: 22/11/2012 21:59:40 »

So that's wit's brewing!


Yes! As you may have heard on the news, when some underwear fell in the vat at the beer-makers, a scandal was brewing!


« Last Edit: 25/11/2012 05:49:28 by demografx »

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« Reply #2566 on: 22/11/2012 22:18:11 »
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?

Does this make me a four poster?


When I sleep surrounded by a four poster bed, I cannot py!

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« Reply #2567 on: 22/11/2012 23:27:09 »
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?
If I'm against posting, does that make me an imposter?

Does this make me a four poster?


When I sleep surrounded by a four poster bed, I cannot py!


Demo, I'm not sure what your intent is. You should check bivore u accost me with such swaggeringly incoherent words such as "py". A stretchier use of the inglish language, I have not scene!

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« Reply #2568 on: 22/11/2012 23:59:45 »

Demo, I'm not sure what your intent is...with such... incoherent words such as "py".


Why must I suffer de feet at de hands of bizerl?

Is there no respite? No shelter??

But he's talented. I wonder if he plays the pyano?

I bet he thinks he's a gynius.







« Last Edit: 25/11/2012 06:16:46 by demografx »

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« Reply #2569 on: 23/11/2012 01:05:54 »
Perhaps sleep will come when you REMove the light by drawing the curtains.  Or you could take a pill oh.
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« Reply #2570 on: 23/11/2012 01:11:24 »
But don't drink too much, or you might find yourself coming to the end of your world........









Are you suggesting that we should Treadwell in life? 
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« Reply #2571 on: 23/11/2012 02:21:30 »

Perhaps sleep will come when you REMove the light by drawing the curtains.  Or you could take a pill oh.


Every waking moment, I dream of the day when a pill oh some kind of medication will bring deep sleep relief.

Otherwise it's curtains for me.

But I refuse to REModel my life just to snore more.



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« Reply #2572 on: 26/11/2012 22:03:59 »
You could try reciting the alpha beta in your mind.
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« Reply #2573 on: 28/11/2012 00:07:12 »













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« Reply #2574 on: 28/11/2012 00:08:18 »
It worked! Just like counting sheep!

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« Reply #2575 on: 28/11/2012 00:27:11 »













Looks like you've had quite an AB work-out! What did you use? The ABGamma-niser?

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« Reply #2576 on: 29/11/2012 18:48:35 »

Looks like you've had quite an AB work-out! What did you use? The ABGamma-niser?


Life in the delta doesn't include fancy equipment like that.

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« Reply #2577 on: 29/11/2012 18:56:55 »

Don_1 de Mark of four poster.


How romantic! As is the florist who likes two-lips.
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« Reply #2578 on: 30/11/2012 11:01:32 »
Not so romantic is the florist who likes croc arse!
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« Reply #2579 on: 30/11/2012 11:05:08 »
A florist asked me, "what's your favourite (US = favorite) flower?"

I replied, "Self raising."
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« Reply #2580 on: 30/11/2012 11:07:36 »
On seeing a hedgehog, a fox said to his mate, "Look at that, a meal with built in tooth picks."
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« Reply #2581 on: 30/11/2012 12:52:32 »
Not so romantic is the florist who likes croc arse!


I'm amazed that something so pretty has a name like that!

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« Reply #2582 on: 30/11/2012 13:07:00 »
On seeing a hedgehog, a fox said to his mate, "Look at that, a meal with built in tooth picks."



I had to look it up to see what you meant.

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« Reply #2583 on: 30/11/2012 13:50:20 »
An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.
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« Reply #2584 on: 30/11/2012 17:15:01 »
« Last Edit: 30/11/2012 20:14:56 by demografx »

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« Reply #2585 on: 30/11/2012 17:16:56 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

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« Reply #2586 on: 30/11/2012 17:32:28 »
A florist asked me, "what's your favourite (US = favorite) flower?"

I replied, "Self raising."

You left out
(China = 喜愛)

We Never Know If They Are Peeking* At Our Punning!

*now Beijing
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« Reply #2587 on: 30/11/2012 17:52:14 »


We Never Know If They Are Peeking*

Peeking DUCK!!!
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« Reply #2588 on: 30/11/2012 17:54:15 »


You left out
(China = 喜愛)


I never leave them out, after all, I have shy knees.
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« Reply #2589 on: 30/11/2012 17:55:21 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.

Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.

You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.

Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.
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« Reply #2590 on: 30/11/2012 18:11:38 »
So long folks.....

( que music, Rossini's 'William Tell Overture')

Who was that man???



Just some brainless moron.
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« Reply #2591 on: 30/11/2012 20:20:45 »


We Never Know If They Are Peeking*

Peeking DUCK!!!

Duck everyone! Run for cover! Pilot-Don_1 is out with his plane!!

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« Reply #2592 on: 02/12/2012 01:14:11 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.

Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.

You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.

Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.



For Don...oh, wait...they left out the "D"!!!
« Last Edit: 02/12/2012 01:34:48 by demografx »

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« Reply #2593 on: 02/12/2012 21:24:21 »

An angler picked up his rod and went to the toilet saying "I'm going for a carp."

I'm not sure if he was a lousy fisherman or dyslexic.

Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.

Ha ha..... see, I knew you would take the bait.

Yes sirreee bob, ya fell fer it hook, line & sinker.

You can only blame yourself for creating a rod for your back. The net result of this will be, you will have to visit your local sturgeon.

Still, so long as he doesn't have a silly name like Mit Romney or Newt Gingrich.



For Don...oh, wait...they left out the "D"!!!


There ya go Don.

Ooh! I feel like Demografx now!

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« Reply #2594 on: 02/12/2012 22:43:14 »
Yes! bizerl feels the POWER now! [:)]

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« Reply #2595 on: 03/12/2012 03:55:25 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.
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« Reply #2596 on: 03/12/2012 04:16:12 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

Must be a parrotfish then.


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« Reply #2597 on: 03/12/2012 16:45:29 »


There ya go Don.

Ooh! I feel like Demografx now!

Could I have the hat to go with it please?

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« Reply #2598 on: 03/12/2012 16:46:50 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

Must be a parrotfish then.



No, I think its definately a pearch.
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« Reply #2599 on: 03/12/2012 16:51:25 »
I'm watching the fish from my perch.

Must be a parrotfish then.



No, I think its definately a pearch.

And now for the French version:-

Non, Monsewer. Cest definatamond un Pearsch.

La Fin
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.