Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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« Reply #2800 on: 26/03/2013 21:18:29 »

demo, where do you poach all your pictures from?


Stolen eggs are poached.

I get my pics from Google. Why? Do you have a better source?

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« Reply #2801 on: 27/03/2013 11:24:44 »

Stolen eggs are poached.


I see you are eggstollen* your capabilities as a baker now, but did you know that because of the high fruit content of this culinary delight, it tends to mar zi pan during baking. Yes, its true delights such as these can be quite corrosive.

*Please note yet another double pun.
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« Reply #2802 on: 27/03/2013 11:27:38 »
...........Do you have a better source?

When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketch up with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.
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« Reply #2803 on: 27/03/2013 17:54:02 »

*Please note yet another double pun.


So now you expect FOUR prizes??? (2 double-entendres)

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« Reply #2804 on: 27/03/2013 17:56:03 »
...........Do you have a better source?

When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketch up with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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« Reply #2805 on: 27/03/2013 22:16:12 »

*Please note yet another double pun.


So now you expect FOUR prizes??? (2 double-entendres)

Four candles will suffice, thank you.
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« Reply #2806 on: 27/03/2013 22:31:33 »
...........Do you have a better source?

When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketch up with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.


May your nazel passage always find that which you salt and never leave you in a pickle. I garn ishue you with any baetter wishes or nonsense other than the balls a Mick gave to me when I suggested he should treat his corn with flowers with all the pep 'er indoors can musterd.
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« Reply #2807 on: 28/03/2013 03:07:34 »

*Please note yet another double pun.


So now you expect FOUR prizes??? (2 double-entendres)

Four candles will suffice, thank you.




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« Reply #2808 on: 28/03/2013 10:31:52 »
Bill hooks!

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« Reply #2809 on: 28/03/2013 17:44:21 »



Oh no! Did I poach a bad pun?????


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« Reply #2810 on: 28/03/2013 21:58:13 »

Stolen eggs are poached.


I see you are eggstollen* your capabilities as a baker now, but did you know that because of the high fruit content of this culinary delight, it tends to mar zi pan during baking. Yes, its true delights such as these can be quite corrosive.


To Don_1!


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« Reply #2811 on: 28/03/2013 22:34:03 »

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« Reply #2812 on: 28/03/2013 23:57:22 »
Edit post-"picture poach"ing[:)]:bizerl, omletting you know that you understand how to keep the sunny side up.

[:)]


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« Reply #2813 on: 29/03/2013 00:07:54 »


...........Do you have a better source?


When it comes to being sourcey, I'll have to go a long way to ketchup with you. You just leave me miles beheinz.

You left out Worcestershire source.


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« Reply #2814 on: 29/03/2013 16:45:01 »
Worcester matter with that? Though some say 'the more the merrier', on the contrary others say 'the leicester better'. What's more, wycombe if you are bald? You'll only end up feeling surrey for yourself. But have no fear, I will send you a greetings card iff it will make you feel any better.
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« Reply #2815 on: 29/03/2013 19:38:42 »

Wycombe if you are bald?


My hat's off on to you! (covering my baldness)


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« Reply #2816 on: 31/03/2013 19:11:11 »
Worcester matter with that? Though some say 'the more the merrier', on the contrary others say 'the leicester better'. What's more, wycombe if you are bald? You'll only end up feeling surrey for yourself. But have no fear, I will send you a greetings card iff it will make you feel any better.


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« Reply #2817 on: 31/03/2013 19:24:51 »
Don_ 1 is temporarily lost. He is working feverishly to find the next great location(s) for his Silver Award 2014!

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« Reply #2818 on: 31/03/2013 20:45:39 »
Bill hooks!

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On Don_1's telly (US = TV) show, the assistant reveals that the request was for billhooks.

The audience is intended to infer that the shopkeeper misread it as bollocks or pillocks.
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« Reply #2819 on: 31/03/2013 20:59:57 »
Tomorrow, *April 2, 2013, is:
April Fool's Day

*First April Fool trick: it's NOT on April 2!

And here's a great April Fool wake-him-up-with-a-nice-surprise trick which will make any lover/spouse love you all day long!


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« Reply #2820 on: 02/04/2013 17:53:24 »
Do I detect a web of deceit here?


Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
which sat down beside her
so she trod on it.
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« Reply #2821 on: 02/04/2013 17:57:02 »
I was about to tuck in to my easter egg, when I found the box had been openned by 'er indoors. I looked in the box with horror. My discovery got me in a spin 'er ette all my eggy!


For a punishment I decided a rack ni did the job.
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« Reply #2822 on: 03/04/2013 09:51:47 »

Do I detect a web of deceit here?


Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider
which sat down beside her
so she trod on it.

I was about to tuck in to my easter egg, when I found the box had been openned by 'er indoors. I looked in the box with horror. My discovery got me in a spin 'er ette all my eggy!


For a punishment I decided a rack ni did the job.

On the contrary, Don_1, you are awarded this waterproofed Arachnids Chart!!

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« Reply #2823 on: 03/04/2013 13:16:57 »
The female arachnid thought she could hide from me, but I spied 'er. I yelled 'Run under the cupboard, or be trodden on.'

Ann (remember her?) was having difficulty with her scales, do, ray, me and so on were OK but she was unable to 'la'. I decided to help her, so now I train Ann to la.
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« Reply #2824 on: 03/04/2013 13:19:44 »
Demo, your last post was a little unclear until I red back over it.
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« Reply #2825 on: 03/04/2013 13:34:24 »
Don_ 1 is temporarily lost. He is working feverishly to find the next great location(s) for his Silver Award 2014!



With the dor set ajar, I turned my mind to matters placenamewise in Blighty. On my laptop I clicked the linc on East Anglia, but it gave me no insight to the area nor folk who live there.

Chest er minute. I thought, perhaps I should look to the west. That was a wales of an idea. My new port of call would be the western coast, where some towns are inland and some r set on the sea's edge. But I had better watch it or I may get muddled up and be gived a red card iff I make a mistake.

I shall do my best to avoid mention of Bristol Cities...... Oops!
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« Reply #2826 on: 03/04/2013 20:12:35 »
The female arachnid thought she could hide from me, but I spied 'er. I yelled 'Run under the cupboard, or be trodden on.'

Ann (remember her?) was having difficulty with her scales, do, ray, me and so on were OK but she was unable to 'la'. I decided to help her, so now I train Ann to la.

Demo, your last post was a little unclear until I red back over it.


As Don_1 is an airplane pilot, he should know that too many spiders in his house can turn it into a no fly zone!

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« Reply #2827 on: 04/04/2013 05:10:56 »
Demo, your last post was a little unclear until I red back over it.

Oh no!!! Yikes !!!




Redback Spider (brrrrr!)

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« Reply #2828 on: 04/04/2013 05:20:16 »
Don_ 1 is temporarily lost. He is working feverishly to find the next great location(s) for his Silver Award 2014!



I turned my mind to matters...in Blighty.


This Blighty???

What will Anna say???



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« Reply #2829 on: 04/04/2013 13:16:12 »

This Blighty???

What will Anna say???




I did vow not to mention Bristol Cities (curses, done it again), Demo, however, made no such promise, as is clear in this post.

I see that magazine was priced at 6d, a better way to spend a couple of thrupenny bits, I can't imagin.

Now look what you've made me do. I've mentioned them again. Doubtless I will be attacked by my knockers for having such afront as to mention them again. It was only my dialect being as me Londoner.

DOH!!! I've boobed!
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« Reply #2830 on: 04/04/2013 13:26:27 »
I get the feeling this is going to turn into a pair of posts I shall be gland to see burnt in a brassiere brazier. Cross my heart.
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« Reply #2831 on: 04/04/2013 16:58:13 »

This Blighty???

What will Anna say???




I did vow not to mention Bristol Cities (curses, done it again), Demo, however, made no such promise, as is clear in this post.

I see that magazine was priced at 6d, a better way to spend a couple of thrupenny bits, I can't imagin.

Now look what you've made me do. I've mentioned them again. Doubtless I will be attacked by my knockers for having such afront as to mention them again. It was only my dialect being as me Londoner.

DOH!!! I've boobed!
I get the feeling this is going to turn into a pair of posts I shall be gland to see burnt in a brassiere brazier. Cross my heart.

It is only fitting that Don_1 earns yet another Punning Award!


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« Reply #2832 on: 05/04/2013 17:55:32 »
Fitting? FITTING? FITTING!!! I can do that, gis a job.
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« Reply #2833 on: 05/04/2013 18:02:31 »

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He was known as Vic Damoan because he always had something to complain about.
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« Reply #2834 on: 05/04/2013 23:21:32 »

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He was known as Vic Damoan because he always had something to complain about.

A complainer??? We always treated Mr. Damoan to the very best culinary offerings and treats that Punning Thread has to offer!

Sigh. I guess no matter how great the cuisine, some people just like to whine-and-dine!
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« Reply #2835 on: 05/04/2013 23:37:06 »
What annoyed me was he would always liqu your plate after dinning. That's just not in the spirit of things, ale have you know. He's naught but a sham pain in the glass.
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« Reply #2836 on: 06/04/2013 00:55:29 »
What annoyed me was he would always liqu your plate after dinning. That's just not in the spirit of things, ale have you know. He's naught but a sham pain in the glass.

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« Reply #2837 on: 07/04/2013 12:28:52 »
William was an ageing moonshine runner who became known as 'Over the hill Billy'
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« Reply #2838 on: 07/04/2013 18:41:03 »

William was an ageing moonshine runner who became known as 'Over the hill Billy'


Here in the U.S., old Senators don't die, they just go over the Hill.



Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C.

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« Reply #2839 on: 08/04/2013 00:31:10 »
April 8, 2013 is:
Trading Cards for Grown-ups Day
http://www.wellcat.com/april/trading_cards_for_grown.htm

Baseball trading cards are expected to increase in $ value right off the bat!




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« Reply #2840 on: 08/04/2013 00:38:47 »
What annoyed me was he would always liqu your plate after dinning.





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« Reply #2841 on: 08/04/2013 03:12:53 »
was that a tongue in cheek remark, demo?
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« Reply #2842 on: 08/04/2013 05:30:32 »
It sure looks like it, JimBob.

Mighty perceptive!

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« Reply #2843 on: 08/04/2013 18:16:25 »
Here's a mighty perceptive.


Oh! Beg pardon, that was a mighty perspective.

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« Reply #2844 on: 08/04/2013 19:28:16 »

was that a tongue in cheek remark, demo?


It sure looks like it, JimBob.

Mighty perceptive!


Here's a mighty perceptive.


Oh! Beg pardon, that was a mighty perspective.



Old artists never die, they just put things in perspective.


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« Reply #2845 on: 10/04/2013 14:34:35 »


Don_1, don't worry about running out of awards if you get too wordy. Our fortified fortress has one stored for every Punning Occasion!



One of the thousands of Award Rooms in the fortified fortress.

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« Reply #2846 on: 11/04/2013 00:43:23 »
Fitting? FITTING? FITTING!!! I can do that, gis a job.

Send your resume/application, with 14 copies to: Personnel Search Office,
Bra Fitting Awards, 14 Expansion Lane, Blighty, U.K.

We demand hands-on experience!

No theorists !!
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« Reply #2847 on: 11/04/2013 00:57:28 »
*Armchair philosophers, however, will be given secondary consideration.

*it's a gripping experience!



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« Reply #2848 on: 22/04/2013 00:04:10 »
Sounds like a most fulfilling job, if one has ability to handle the pressure. I would like to give it a try, I'm sure you'll be gland you were brave enough to give me a try.

I, for my part, know that my cup shall runneth over, if her's does. And, of course, it will be done in the breast possible taste.
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« Reply #2849 on: 22/04/2013 00:08:28 »
Oh how I just love Boobies........


Blue Footed Booby,

(National Geographic)
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