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..... only the vitreous humour. E name all the parts please.
E by gum! That's an eye openner, but there's no mention of the fovea, macular, suspensory ligament and aqueous humour, only the vitreous humour. E name all the parts please.
The Eye-Q test
Quote from: JimBob on 28/04/2013 11:07:34The Eye-Q testIt can certainly be a testing time when you have to Q to C an optician.
what does the word campabella mean - kind of rings a bell
Quote from: Don_1 on 25/04/2013 12:41:09Had an eye test the other day, "How far can you read down this?" asked the optician: [ Invalid Attachment ]
Had an eye test the other day, "How far can you read down this?" asked the optician: [ Invalid Attachment ]
If you want to refresh your wardrobe, you can always re-colour some older faded items. Never do this in the morning, as you will need to hang them out to dry after the sun has gone down. Its always best to dilate.
What a wonderful pair of....... erm....... eyes?! I could play with look into them for hours!
OK, so I just looked at the picture again and still can't see the colour of her eyes. Something seems to be getting in the way. Well, a couple of things actually.Yes, she might well be described as 'buxom'. That is in that she makes some bucks [double pun duly noted] for displaying her attributes.
Getting back to the tantaleyesing bint young lady with the fine pair of ti eyes, I promise, I have not looked at her eyes to give me a clue (no surpeyes there), were they brown?
OK, I'll play along with you Demo and I promeyes not to take a sneak peak.
Eye, can de colour be mixed?
I must be honest, I didn't spend too much time looking into her eyes, its rude to stare.
After a short while I let my eye drop to other features. I thought that might be a weyes move to make. T'is true I tell you, would I tell a leye
I think I'll go to the Polar Cafe for lunch today. Their Oriental fruit and camembert entree is famous among polar explorers. Yes, they all love Leye cheese, in fact eyeseecallers on the horeyezon even now.
"I think I need glasses Doc.""Really? Come over to the window. Now, look up there, tell me what you see.""The Sun.""So, just how bloody far do you want to see?"
[Dorset's] village mayor, Leonard is blind and has a guide dog. Asked about the dog's temperament, the mayor said "Len's a pet ure bound to love."
I did notice she has a rather nice and somewhat revealing blouse on.
You remind me of all the waterfowl who keep their eyes closed except for one. He is a Peking Duck.
If you stared at her belly button too much, you'd be promoted demoted to Navel Officer.
This reminds me of the promeyes of some tailors I know: they're pure fabrication.
Those who eat can de with both hands are ambi-dextrose
*recent Demo photo
Man,d you're in good form today.
Just to qualify that pun:Mandarin DuckSee I can find pictures of pretty birds too!
Quote from: demografx on 01/05/2013 17:50:51*recent Demo photoI can tell you that thiS aint quite all it appears.
Hmm.... Let me see, I need a 'sugar' pun......Let me see, there's dextrose, sucrose, fructose..... No, I'm not going there either!
Yangtze very much!
........my most obvious deeply pious nature --