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Nosetradamus predicted sinus problems would lead to tsunamis.
Quote from: demografx on 01/08/2013 21:38:22Nosetradamus predicted sinus problems would lead to tsunamis.Breaker 19: He predicted a wave of catastrophes.
Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?You should have bri now.
The experiment, which was extremely dangerous, involved combining 9 parts potassium with 1 part phosphorus.The result was K9P.
The Devil came unto me and said, "Would you like to see heaven or would you like to see my domain?"I replied, "I wouldn't mind seeing heaven," but I said "Nah, see hell!* You must be joking."*NaCl
Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?
Quote from: Don_1 on 16/08/2013 13:31:23Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?More like a surfeit , I think.
Quote from: demografx on 20/08/2013 23:31:25Quote from: Don_1 on 16/08/2013 13:31:23Would it be safe to say that we have had surficient of these puns?More like a surfeit , I think.Sir Feet at your service, my Lord Demo.
Why, thank you kindly, Sir Feet, for your abundance of services on my behalf!Lord Demo
When they all leave the dance floor, it would be a void ance
If there are a bakers dozen less 3, then it would be a ten dance.
Synchronised swimmers never use the shallow end of a pool, they have a dep end ance on the other end.
A group of musicians bopping at a party were astonished when the band's guitarist hit a bum note. This caused some dis cord ance.
Otherwise, water we here for?
I do tend to walk with a skip in my step, but the Mrs tells me to stop it and walk properly. Must I suffer such im ped ance?
The Mexican fireman had twin sons.He named them Jose and Hose B
I went to the zoo, but the only animal on display was a dog.It was a Shitzu.
Quote from: alancalverd on 24/08/2013 00:08:28The Mexican fireman had twin sons.He named them Jose and Hose B Funny! 
Doggone! Lion gone!
They were re-lion on people not cat-ching on.
The zookeepers weren't really lion. It was their feline that the dog was a copy cat.