Fruity puns are ok.
So long as they don't come in pears with afternoon tea. I do so hate two t frutti.
If I must stand trial for an infraction of this rule, I hope I'm judged by a
jurydhurrie of my pears.
But of course, after all, you don't want the carpet pulled from under you.
You're right. that happened to me while visiting Indianapolis!
But don't make carpet (blanket?) pronouncements; some people LIKE their carpets pulled from under them!
see: Masochism, wikipedia
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