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Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3440 on: 22/11/2013 21:19:25 »
Quote from: Dave B on 20/11/2013 21:42:20
Does the evidence in a stitch-up hang by a thread?

Yar never know.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3441 on: 23/11/2013 00:29:08 »
Just like the boogie, man.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3442 on: 23/11/2013 01:50:04 »
Quote from: Donnah on 23/11/2013 00:29:08
Just like the boogie, man.

The Boogie Man??? Isn't that Demo?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3443 on: 23/11/2013 02:56:59 »
I'll never tell.

« Last Edit: 23/11/2013 02:59:44 by demografx »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3444 on: 23/11/2013 23:15:29 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 22/11/2013 21:17:49
Quote from: SimpleEngineer on 21/11/2013 08:35:15
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat

Knotty, ash a nuisance.

Dis might lead us to di strictest kind of knotty Liverpool problems ever seen before!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3445 on: 24/11/2013 00:15:31 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 22/11/2013 21:17:49
Quote from: SimpleEngineer on 21/11/2013 08:35:15
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat

Knotty, ash a nuisance.

« Last Edit: 25/11/2013 23:53:05 by demografx »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3446 on: 28/11/2013 15:04:58 »
She who must be obeyed is no good at knitting or sewing, you can bank on that.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3447 on: 28/11/2013 15:08:25 »
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3448 on: 28/11/2013 15:14:43 »
In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3449 on: 29/11/2013 05:35:43 »
Just looking, not fingering?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3450 on: 30/11/2013 21:14:22 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:14:43
In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.
Quote from: Donnah on 29/11/2013 05:35:43
Just looking, not fingering?


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3451 on: 01/12/2013 14:39:29 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:08:25
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?
« Last Edit: 01/12/2013 14:51:32 by demografx »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3452 on: 02/12/2013 18:10:56 »
Quote from: demografx on 30/11/2013 21:14:22
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:14:43
In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.
Quote from: Donnah on 29/11/2013 05:35:43
Just looking, not fingering?




Will you stop hanging teatowels there!!!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3453 on: 02/12/2013 18:15:32 »
Quote from: demografx on 01/12/2013 14:39:29
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:08:25
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?

Oh yes, so expensive and snobbish people even put a hat on their Garden

Not to mention dear park
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3454 on: 02/12/2013 22:02:57 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/12/2013 18:15:32
Quote from: demografx on 01/12/2013 14:39:29
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:08:25
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?

Oh yes, so expensive and snobbish people even put a hat on their Garden



What do you call the Garden Police?

Lawn and Order.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3455 on: 03/12/2013 11:59:55 »
I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.
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« Reply #3456 on: 04/12/2013 05:56:32 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 03/12/2013 11:59:55
I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.

Don_1, only thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3457 on: 04/12/2013 10:58:42 »
Quote from: demografx on 04/12/2013 05:56:32
Quote from: Don_1 on 03/12/2013 11:59:55
I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.

Don_1, only thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.


No shortage of that around here!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3459 on: 05/12/2013 04:51:33 »
December, 2013 is:
National Tie Month




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