Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

Don_1 · « **Reply #3440 on:** 22/11/2013 21:19:25 »

Quote from: Dave B on 20/11/2013 21:42:20

Does the evidence in a stitch-up hang by a thread?

Yar never know.

Donnah · « **Reply #3441 on:** 23/11/2013 00:29:08 »

Just like the boogie, man.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3442 on:** 23/11/2013 01:50:04 »

Quote from: Donnah on 23/11/2013 00:29:08

Just like the boogie, man.

The Boogie Man??? Isn't that Demo?

demografx · « **Reply #3443 on:** 23/11/2013 02:56:59 »

I'll never tell.

demografx · « **Reply #3444 on:** 23/11/2013 23:15:29 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 22/11/2013 21:17:49

Quote from: SimpleEngineer on 21/11/2013 08:35:15
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat

Knotty, ash a nuisance.

Dis might lead us to di strictest kind of knotty Liverpool problems ever seen before!

demografx · « **Reply #3445 on:** 24/11/2013 00:15:31 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 22/11/2013 21:17:49

Quote from: SimpleEngineer on 21/11/2013 08:35:15
knotty problem there.. although I think the subject has been tangled somewhat

Knotty, ash a nuisance.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3446 on:** 28/11/2013 15:04:58 »

She who must be obeyed is no good at knitting or sewing, you can bank on that.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3447 on:** 28/11/2013 15:08:25 »

So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3448 on:** 28/11/2013 15:14:43 »

In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.

Donnah · « **Reply #3449 on:** 29/11/2013 05:35:43 »

Just looking, not fingering?

demografx · « **Reply #3450 on:** 30/11/2013 21:14:22 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:14:43

In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.

Quote from: Donnah on 29/11/2013 05:35:43

Just looking, not fingering?

demografx · « **Reply #3451 on:** 01/12/2013 14:39:29 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:08:25

So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?

Don_1 · « **Reply #3452 on:** 02/12/2013 18:10:56 »

Quote from: demografx on 30/11/2013 21:14:22

Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:14:43
In the jewelery shop:

Which one would Sir care to look at?

That one on the very end, if you please.

Ah! The far ring Don was looking at.
Quote from: Donnah on 29/11/2013 05:35:43
Just looking, not fingering?

Will you stop hanging teatowels there!!!

Don_1 · « **Reply #3453 on:** 02/12/2013 18:15:32 »

Quote from: demografx on 01/12/2013 14:39:29

Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:08:25
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?

Oh yes, so expensive and snobbish people even put a hat on their Garden

Not to mention dear park

demografx · « **Reply #3454 on:** 02/12/2013 22:02:57 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 02/12/2013 18:15:32

Quote from: demografx on 01/12/2013 14:39:29
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/11/2013 15:08:25
So sorry, that pun was a bit on the cheap side.

Is there an expensive side?

Oh yes, so expensive and snobbish people even put a hat on their Garden

What do you call the Garden Police?

Lawn and Order.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3455 on:** 03/12/2013 11:59:55 »

I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.

demografx · « **Reply #3456 on:** 04/12/2013 05:56:32 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 03/12/2013 11:59:55

I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.

Don_1, only thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3457 on:** 04/12/2013 10:58:42 »

Quote from: demografx on 04/12/2013 05:56:32

Quote from: Don_1 on 03/12/2013 11:59:55
I had to call the police to my garden because some of the flowers were stalking me, they just wouldn't leaf me alone. A detective rooted out the offenders and scent them to jail.

Don_1, only thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

No shortage of that around here!

demografx · « **Reply #3458 on:** 05/12/2013 00:39:55 »

demografx · « **Reply #3459 on:** 05/12/2013 04:51:33 »

December, 2013 is:
National Tie Month

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