[Aemilius]

I think I like the first one better though.... I could tell right away by her bra size that she's just my cup of tea!

[Aemilius]

Yeah, it's definitely the first one.... she just seems so much more well rounded than the other one.

[demografx (OP)]

Aemilius' request to Committee has been granted:

Approved: Punning Date Award _switched_ from Ms. Oscar to Ms BeltUp aka HugeOnes. They have been notified by Twitter.

[demografx (OP)]

Owned by Ae!

[Aemilius]

Thanks, I wish I could accept the award but the truth is.... I heard all those jokes years ago on the boob-tube!

[demografx (OP)]

Thanks, I wish I could accept the award but the truth is.... I heard all those jokes years ago on the boob-tube!

I used to repair boob-tubes, but my business went down the tubes!

[demografx (OP)]

As Don_1 indicates, television sets in Britain have to cross the English Channel.

[Aemilius]

I used to repair boob-tubes, but my business went down the tubes!

That's the thing about the old vacuum tube technology.... it really sucked!

[Aemilius]

I remember taking apart a TV once that I forgot to unplug.... I was shocked to discover what really makes them work!

[Aemilius]

I actually remember the first show I saw in color, it was a real last minute cliffhanger of a football game.... I was electrified!

[Aemilius]

I even saw a Tesla coil once on TV.... it was a really stunning display!

[Aemilius]

The overall quality of TV programming has definitely declined though.... much of it is simply re-volt-ing!

[demografx (OP)]

I remember taking apart a TV once that I forgot to unplug.... I was shocked to discover what really makes them work!

The overall quality of TV programming has definitely declined though.... much of it is simply re-volt-ing!

Some folks are revolted by, have resistance to and find shocking watt is charged in our ohms for the use of electric current.

[Aemilius]

Then there's the one about the drawing of the cartoon character that almost seemed to move.... It was in a state of suspected animation!

[demografx (OP)]

Happy Valentine's Day!

[Aemilius]

How about that botched 9/11 investigation and cover-up, it was a clear case of....

....Gorillas in the NIST !

[Aemilius]

A guy got his big toe blown off taking a shortcut accross his new neighbors property. They seemed friendly enough when they moved in... he really didn't think they'd mined at all!

[Aemilius]

He'll definitely be on his toes whenever dealing with them in the future!

[Aemilius]

If it were me.... I'd be watching every step they take!

[Aemilius]

People are crazy these days, I'm telling you .... almost anything can set them off!