Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3600 on: 07/02/2014 23:27:36 »
One might even say that the diaper is all washed up!

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« Reply #3601 on: 07/02/2014 23:30:20 »
Sounds like it was a good clean fight.

Reminds me of a man who stole a case of soap from the corner store. The police said he made a clean getaway.
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« Reply #3602 on: 07/02/2014 23:38:28 »
I'm sure the theft was by design. Criminals are known to be very slippery individuals!
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« Reply #3603 on: 07/02/2014 23:41:36 »
Reminds me of a man who stole a case of soap from the corner store.

If he gets caught he could spend time behind bars!

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« Reply #3604 on: 07/02/2014 23:48:48 »


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« Reply #3605 on: 08/02/2014 00:19:14 »

Did you hear about the fight at a local Laundromat?

A washing machine beat the crap out of a diaper.



One might even say that the diaper is all washed up!



Sounds like it was a good clean fight.




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« Reply #3606 on: 08/02/2014 13:11:27 »
....and no hitting below where your belt should be.

I don't think a belt would help the fellow on the left.... it looks like his knees are already buckled!
« Last Edit: 08/02/2014 13:39:12 by Aemilius »

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« Reply #3607 on: 08/02/2014 13:15:08 »
Odd that they don't have more complete uniforms.... they must have been really strapped for cash!

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« Reply #3608 on: 08/02/2014 13:20:53 »
Looking at the bare breasted woman.... I could use a belt myself!

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« Reply #3609 on: 08/02/2014 15:20:23 »

....and no hitting below where your belt should be.

I don't think a belt would help the fellow on the left.... it looks like his knees are already buckled!



Odd that they don't have more complete uniforms.... they must have been really strapped for cash!


In order to help this cash-strapped community, what if he wore a cardboard belt?

Nah. That would be a waist of paper.

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« Reply #3610 on: 08/02/2014 15:26:49 »



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« Reply #3611 on: 09/02/2014 06:35:08 »
Looks like a nice girl from what I can see.... What if anything is known about her jean-etic endowment?
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« Reply #3612 on: 09/02/2014 06:45:29 »
I think I see now where the guy who invented Air Bags got the idea!

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« Reply #3613 on: 09/02/2014 06:55:45 »
Physically she's a good specimen too.... definitely the kind of shape I'd like to be in!
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« Reply #3614 on: 09/02/2014 07:13:13 »
Alright, the truth is I'd go out with her no matter what her background was.... looks like I'm busted!

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« Reply #3615 on: 09/02/2014 08:43:01 »
I know if she got pregnant.... I'd do everything in my power to support them both!
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« Reply #3616 on: 09/02/2014 09:00:00 »
I'd even bring her flowers every day.... I'll bet her favorite is Honey-suckle!

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« Reply #3617 on: 09/02/2014 09:10:01 »
I could have used her help on the swim team in high school.... I really struggled with the breast stroke!

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« Reply #3618 on: 09/02/2014 09:12:14 »
Looks like a nice girl from what I can see.... What if anything is known about her jean-etic endowment?
I think I see now where the guy who invented Air Bags got the idea!
Physically she's a good specimen too.... definitely the kind of shape I'd like to be in!
Alright, the truth is I'd go out with her no matter what her background was.... looks like I'm busted!
I know if she got pregnant.... I'd do everything in my power to support them both!
I'd even bring her flowers every day.... I'll bet her favorite is Honey-suckle!
I could have used her help on the swim team in high school.... I really struggled with the breast stroke!

Aemilius once again wins a Breast Punning Award: a date with "Best Breasts At Academy Awards"

But will you date the rest of her, too???



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« Reply #3619 on: 10/02/2014 04:08:38 »

But will you date the rest of her, too???


I'd certainly be willing to explore that.... I've always taken a broad approach to relationships.
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« Reply #3620 on: 10/02/2014 04:10:54 »
I think I like the first one better though.... I could tell right away by her bra size that she's just my cup of tea!
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« Reply #3621 on: 10/02/2014 04:27:35 »
Yeah, it's definitely the first one.... she just seems so much more well rounded than the other one.

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« Reply #3622 on: 11/02/2014 01:34:09 »
Aemilius' request to Committee has been granted:

Approved: Punning Date Award _switched_ from Ms. Oscar to Ms BeltUp aka HugeOnes. They have been notified by Twitter.
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« Reply #3623 on: 11/02/2014 02:50:09 »



Owned by Ae!

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« Reply #3624 on: 11/02/2014 03:48:57 »
Thanks, I wish I could accept the award but the truth is.... I heard all those jokes years ago on the boob-tube!
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« Reply #3625 on: 11/02/2014 23:49:40 »

Thanks, I wish I could accept the award but the truth is.... I heard all those jokes years ago on the boob-tube!


I used to repair boob-tubes, but my business went down the tubes!


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« Reply #3626 on: 12/02/2014 00:29:12 »
As Don_1 indicates, television sets in Britain have to cross the English Channel.

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« Reply #3627 on: 12/02/2014 05:57:48 »

I used to repair boob-tubes, but my business went down the tubes!


That's the thing about the old vacuum tube technology.... it really sucked!
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« Reply #3628 on: 12/02/2014 06:07:32 »
I remember taking apart a TV once that I forgot to unplug.... I was shocked to discover what really makes them work!
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« Reply #3629 on: 12/02/2014 06:14:27 »
I actually remember the first show I saw in color, it was a real last minute cliffhanger of a football game.... I was electrified!
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« Reply #3630 on: 12/02/2014 06:26:56 »
I even saw a Tesla coil once on TV.... it was a really stunning display!
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« Reply #3631 on: 12/02/2014 06:36:33 »
The overall quality of TV programming has definitely declined though.... much of it is simply re-volt-ing!
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« Reply #3632 on: 12/02/2014 06:36:47 »
I remember taking apart a TV once that I forgot to unplug.... I was shocked to discover what really makes them work!
The overall quality of TV programming has definitely declined though.... much of it is simply re-volt-ing!

Some folks are revolted by, have resistance to and find shocking watt is charged in our ohms for the use of electric current.
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« Reply #3633 on: 12/02/2014 17:44:35 »
Then there's the one about the drawing of the cartoon character that almost seemed to move.... It was in a state of suspected animation!
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« Reply #3634 on: 14/02/2014 22:42:06 »
Happy Valentine's Day!



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« Reply #3635 on: 15/02/2014 21:09:23 »
How about that botched 9/11 investigation and cover-up, it was a clear case of....

....Gorillas in the NIST !
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« Reply #3636 on: 15/02/2014 21:26:14 »
A guy got his big toe blown off taking a shortcut accross his new neighbors property. They seemed friendly enough when they moved in... he really didn't think they'd mined at all!
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« Reply #3637 on: 15/02/2014 23:24:22 »
He'll definitely be on his toes whenever dealing with them in the future!

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« Reply #3638 on: 15/02/2014 23:27:04 »
If it were me.... I'd be watching every step they take!
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« Reply #3639 on: 15/02/2014 23:30:34 »
People are crazy these days, I'm telling you .... almost anything can set them off!
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« Reply #3640 on: 15/02/2014 23:52:19 »
He won't allow his children to play with the new neighbors children anymore either.... he's really put his foot down this time!

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« Reply #3641 on: 17/02/2014 03:10:59 »
Favorite flower of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.... the Pentagon-ia!

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« Reply #3642 on: 18/02/2014 00:15:27 »
The guy who raised the "Stars and Stripes" each morning at the Pentagon had to be replaced.... his enthusiasm for the job was flagging!

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« Reply #3643 on: 18/02/2014 00:21:21 »
The nations largest manufacturer of American Flags has announced layoffs.... they'll only be able to work at half staff!
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« Reply #3644 on: 18/02/2014 18:29:25 »
A fight broke out after a perfectly fair race between two spotted leopards.... the winner was accused of being a cheetah!
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« Reply #3645 on: 19/02/2014 05:59:30 »
The accusing leopard ultimately relented though after reviewing the video several times.... seeing that had really given him paws!
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« Reply #3646 on: 19/02/2014 06:36:41 »
My bookie always has the inside dope on which cat will win, so when he called.... I really pounced on the opportunity!
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« Reply #3647 on: 19/02/2014 06:42:38 »
I wasn't mistaken either. The competition was fierce but.... I really made a killing!
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« Reply #3648 on: 25/02/2014 22:43:54 »
Quote from: Aemilius
the winner was accused of being a cheetah!

Someone should have spotted that before they started.

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« Reply #3649 on: 26/02/2014 13:38:55 »
Well someone did spot it, but spectators couldn't address the Judges directly.... it was some kind of claws in their contract!
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