Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #350 on: 30/07/2010 01:41:59 »
I thought they used Staples these days.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #351 on: 30/07/2010 02:13:02 »

Haha. That put me back in stitches. Thanks!

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« Reply #352 on: 30/07/2010 14:45:47 »
Well that has sewn this thread up!
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« Reply #353 on: 30/07/2010 15:30:20 »

 [:)] [:)]

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« Reply #354 on: 30/07/2010 17:46:57 »
Oh so cute. I've lost my big Tom, Mossy. I'm sure he'll turn up. He is not struck on the kitten.
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« Reply #355 on: 30/07/2010 21:29:23 »
There is hope, but we are missing something to knit things together into a complete tapestry, not a complete travesty.

We need to stay on our toes, keep an eye on the ball and not get caught up in a lot of old yarn.


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« Reply #356 on: 30/07/2010 22:11:15 »


                             


(ps - would someone kindly convey to JimBob that there's nuttin' wrong with my stomach!)

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« Reply #357 on: 30/07/2010 22:12:23 »

Variola, that is the utmost cutest thread demise I've ever seen!

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« Reply #358 on: 30/07/2010 22:13:20 »


                             


(ps - would someone kindly convey to JimBob that there's nuttin' wrong with my stomach!)

No but if you resemble that cartoon in anyway  then your dress sense needs some urgent attention!!! :-D
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« Reply #359 on: 30/07/2010 23:53:27 »

But...but....<sputter>...Variola! I just got these on sale at Toys 'R' Us!...........

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« Reply #360 on: 30/07/2010 23:55:08 »

But...but....<sputter>...Variola! I just got these on sale at Toys 'R' Us!...........

That is still no excuse for wearing shoes like that...  [:P]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #361 on: 31/07/2010 00:15:18 »

But...but....<sputter>...Variola! I just got these on sale at Toys 'R' Us!...........

That is still no excuse for wearing shoes like that...  [:P]

The problem is that the thread, Like the Toys 'R us shoes, has no soul.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #362 on: 31/07/2010 01:34:07 »

You're such a heel!!

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« Reply #363 on: 31/07/2010 01:38:47 »

I stand firm by these shoes.

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« Reply #364 on: 31/07/2010 03:12:26 »

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« Reply #365 on: 31/07/2010 04:16:18 »

I stand firm by these shoes.

"Stand fern?" Shouldn't that be "fern stand?"
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #366 on: 31/07/2010 04:55:41 »

No. Ferns don't stand out. And I'm just not head over heels about them.

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« Reply #367 on: 31/07/2010 05:02:28 »

Oh so cute. I've lost my big Tom, Mossy. I'm sure he'll turn up. He is not struck on the kitten.


Sorry to hear and best wishes!

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« Reply #368 on: 31/07/2010 05:08:00 »

We need to stay on our toes


Sean, you're always a step ahead of me.

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« Reply #369 on: 31/07/2010 11:16:05 »


[:P]


Nice tongue  [:)]

Yeah pity such blue language rolls off it...!
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« Reply #370 on: 31/07/2010 11:16:50 »

We need to stay on our toes


Sean, you're always a step ahead of me.

Well put your best foot forward, but change the shoes first.
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« Reply #371 on: 31/07/2010 20:32:12 »


[:P]


Nice tongue  [:)]

Yeah pity such blue language rolls off it...!

Actually, what my tongue does best is wrap it self around the little man in the boat for hours and hours at a time.
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« Reply #372 on: 31/07/2010 20:33:59 »
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Actually, what my tongue does best is wrap it self around the little man in the boat for hours and hours at a time.   

<<<<< checks flight times to Austin. [;)]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #373 on: 31/07/2010 21:59:07 »


Ooo, there goes my stomach again...

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« Reply #374 on: 31/07/2010 22:05:11 »

We need to stay on our toes


Sean, you're always a step ahead of me.

Well put your best foot forward, but change the shoes first.

Kick up your heels all you want, I'm not giving in to that fancy footwork of yours!

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« Reply #375 on: 31/07/2010 22:11:53 »


Ooo, there goes my stomach again...

Jimbob does look a bit scary I have to admit....
 [:D]

We need to stay on our toes


Sean, you're always a step ahead of me.

Well put your best foot forward, but change the shoes first.

Kick up your heels all you want, I'm not giving in to that fancy footwork of yours!

Not even if I pull my stockings socks up? My best ones with lace(s)?

 
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« Reply #376 on: 31/07/2010 22:43:42 »

Hmmmmmm..........

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« Reply #377 on: 31/07/2010 22:48:20 »

Too bad you're not just a hop, skip, and a jump away.

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« Reply #378 on: 31/07/2010 22:56:14 »

Too bad you're not just a hop, skip, and a jump away.

Is that a new form of travelling??

And I am nearer to you than..... um.... well someone who is not so near!!
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« Reply #379 on: 01/08/2010 03:14:17 »

You mean you're all interchangeable???

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« Reply #380 on: 01/08/2010 05:33:15 »
Ah, Heather, could I, I would 'Waltz across Texas(1)' with you showing the fancy footwork I once was capable of doing. Alas, Demo has a stomach ache and I can here the growls from his stomach ache HERE they are so loud. It breaks the rhythm of the waltz drastically.

Very disquieting.

(1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9GTKJrLgYc
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« Reply #381 on: 01/08/2010 08:43:38 »

Dis is more quiet than dat.

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« Reply #382 on: 01/08/2010 18:33:12 »



 [:)] [:)]


         

         So says JimBob as you can all plainly see!!!

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« Reply #383 on: 01/08/2010 18:39:45 »

(Rocks = Geology)

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« Reply #384 on: 01/08/2010 19:00:20 »
I like that picture.... it's so gneiss...  [:D]
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« Reply #385 on: 01/08/2010 20:18:33 »
With my dyslexia I thought that read Guiness
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #386 on: 01/08/2010 23:08:41 »


I like that picture.... it's so gneiss...  [:D]


With my dyslexia I thought that read Guiness


You mean...

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« Reply #387 on: 01/08/2010 23:21:37 »


With my dyslexia...


Then you must know the dyslexic cop who was arrested?

He was pulling over drunk drivers and issuing them IUD's...



(I hope this translates OK in the UK!)

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« Reply #388 on: 02/08/2010 16:44:50 »
It does. I have a Marina coil so I'm safe whilst sailing.

When I was told I had dyslexia, my Dad drove me to the Welsh boarders and pointed at all the signs and said "See, you are not the only one."   
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« Reply #389 on: 02/08/2010 20:15:48 »
It does. I have a Marina coil so I'm safe whilst sailing.

When I was told I had dyslexia, my Dad drove me to the Welsh boarders and pointed at all the signs and said "See, you are not the only one."  


That is twice now I have choked on my coffee..... the first was with the cookie monster quip....

Marina coil....sailing..... PMSL...!!!
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« Reply #390 on: 02/08/2010 21:18:58 »

When I was told I had dyslexia, my Dad drove me to the Welsh boarders and pointed at all the signs and said "See, you are not the only one."  


No, you're not. And don't forget the dyslexics battle cry, "Dyslexics: Untie!!"

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« Reply #391 on: 02/08/2010 21:20:23 »

Did you hear about the dyslexic who was also an insomniac and an agnostic? Stays up all night wondering whether there really is a Dog.

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« Reply #392 on: 02/08/2010 21:38:14 »

...choked on my coffee.....the cookie monster quip....


Cookie monster quip? I missed that one...

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« Reply #393 on: 02/08/2010 21:42:08 »

...choked on my coffee.....the cookie monster quip....


Cookie monster quip? I missed that one...

Its on the flash cookie thread!
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« Reply #394 on: 03/08/2010 00:24:31 »
Cookies? Have you checked you browser lately? It sets them all over the place.

And spys on you as well.
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« Reply #395 on: 03/08/2010 00:27:38 »

So THAT'S how the cookie crumbles!

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« Reply #396 on: 03/08/2010 01:08:14 »
No, a Crumble is a totally different item. Set him straight you Britishers.

Or if no one is on-line at 1 AM,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumble
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« Reply #397 on: 03/08/2010 05:03:30 »

How did ewe know that Apple Crumb Pie is my all-time flavorite! Yum!

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« Reply #398 on: 03/08/2010 18:49:28 »
It is not a pie. It has no pastry. It is simply an apple crumble. I like a spot of rhubarb myself.

What do biscuits say when you ask them how they are?
"Mustn't Crumble"
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« Reply #399 on: 03/08/2010 19:10:08 »
I guess it is the force expended during the fight that turns you on so much.


rhubarb
*** 4.) An excited, angry exchange of words, especially at a sporting event.

American slang
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