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Quote from: demografx on 25/04/2014 04:54:11"All Chancellors are mentally unstable".Hey doll for what purpose do you think Demo made that comment?
"All Chancellors are mentally unstable".
April 27 - May 3, 2014 is:Preservation Weekhttp://www.ala.org/alcts/confevents/Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables? Because they 'can'.
Quote from: demografx on 29/04/2014 06:04:18April 27 - May 3, 2014 is:Preservation Weekhttp://www.ala.org/alcts/confevents/Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables? Because they 'can'.Now that's jarred my memory. It was beautiful late summer's morning and down at the manor house, the gardener was tending to the fruit nets to stop birds from pectin at the redcurrants.The Squire had invited friends & relatives for the weekend and his good lady wife was conducting a preservice check on the breakfast table. She called to the maid, "Did you lay the table?" The maid replied, "Yes Ma am, I laid it first thing this morning.""Very well done," the Lady of the house retorted, "Now if you would please announce 'Breakfast is served' and jam open the French windows to let in the smell of the rose garden."
Alan and I didn't want anyone to see what we had found in the old natural history museum vaults until we were good and ready to make the announcement.But the invited guests to the unveiling were turning up to early so I had too inform Al d' hide the specimen jar.
Newsflash (AP) Don_1 awarded for above Preservation Punning by:
This line of punning has me in a bit of a pickle.We're going to have to know our onions if we're going to find a way to a new line.AHha! That's it, 'onions', of course, we can move on now rather than vegetate on the preserves.
Quote from: demografx on 29/04/2014 15:05:26Newsflash (AP) Don_1 awarded for above Preservation Punning by:Last year, they kept it to themselves and were accused of being the Self Preservation Society.
That jarring thought made me steaming mad. I'll put a lid on it though.
And here's my seal of approval.
Is this what Cinco de Mayo is all about???
Quote from: demografx on 05/05/2014 03:18:05Is this what Cinco de Mayo is all about???No, that's "Uno de Mayo"; you need five jars for "Cinco de Mayo".
Quote from: Don_1 on 03/05/2014 16:10:02And here's my seal of approval.More like sealed with a cat. When I clicked your "seal of approval" link and the baby started talking, Odyn got up from my keyboard and looked behind the computer. Super Odyn; guard cat extraordinaire!