[demografx (OP)]

No no no, it's NEW AGE!!!!

New age, Sew age; Much the same thing really.

Its all a load of http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register]

"I agree!"

[Don_1]

Well now, that jolly chubby chappy looks like he's on a Trip o'ling about his posture.

And speaking of Li, b ya watching carefully Demo?

Yes, 'tis I speaking (or rather typing) from Old Tripoli Town In Libya and making a pretty bad job of punning from foriegn shores.

[demografx (OP)]

Speaking of Li, b ya watching carefully Demo?

When a thief stole several volumes from Library A he was quickly booked.

[Donnah]

Perhaps he could have sneaked out if he'd turned down the volumes.

[Don_1]

Perhaps he could have sneaked out if he'd turned down the volumes.

He wasn't a clever enough chap ter figure that one out, hence he received a long sentence from the judge.

Gaol terms for these offences have been pretty static over the past years, as a pair o graphs illustrate.

[demografx (OP)]

When a thief stole several volumes from Library A he was quickly booked.

Perhaps he could have sneaked out if he'd turned down the volumes.

He wasn't a clever enough chap ter figure that one out, hence he received a long sentence from the judge.

Gaol terms for these offences have been pretty static over the past years, as a pair o graphs illustrate.

[demografx (OP)]

Today, May 27, 2014 is:
Cellophane Tape Day

I imagine that doing business in Libya must involve a lot of red tape.

[Don_1]

Opposite the hotel in Tripoli was a mosque. Every morning the call to prayer was blasted out at 5am.
Though it did wake me, I went back to sleep after a couple of minarets.

[Don_1]

When a thief stole several volumes from Library A he was quickly booked.

Perhaps he could have sneaked out if he'd turned down the volumes.

He wasn't a clever enough chap ter figure that one out, hence he received a long sentence from the judge.

Gaol terms for these offences have been pretty static over the past years, as a pair o graphs illustrate.

I am told your word is binding and that you have the spine to back up your words. This should entitle you to an award.

You may pick your own award, authorwise one can be selected for you.

[demografx (OP)]

Opposite the hotel in Tripoli was a mosque. Every morning the call to prayer was blasted out at 5am.
Though it did wake me, I went back to sleep after a couple of minarets.

Don_1, you're remarkable: you have more workable steps than the stairway of a minaret!

[demografx (OP)]

When a thief stole several volumes from Library A he was quickly booked.

Perhaps he could have sneaked out if he'd turned down the volumes.

He wasn't a clever enough chap ter figure that one out, hence he received a long sentence from the judge.

Gaol terms for these offences have been pretty static over the past years, as a pair o graphs illustrate.

I am told your word is binding and that you have the spine to back up your words. This should entitle you to an award.

You may pick your own award, authorwise one can be selected for you.

Thank you.

My writer's cramp is also known as authoritis.

[Don_1]

Don_1, you're remarkable: you have more workable steps than the stairway of a minaret!

Shouldn't that be a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZb8s7Kxa4 [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register].

I think you may have been led up the wrong path, perchance by one of the Marx Bros. namely Zeppo, linning  his pocket, as usual.

[Don_1]

My writer's cramp is also known as authoritis.

Just wait till you suffer from the scrolls......

But I have to say that man, you scripted that well.

[Don_1]

Demo was having a spot of bother finding the right key to play a certain piece of music in.

"Its no good in A minor or D flat." He exclaimed. With my limited knowledge of things musical, I could only make one suggestion.
I said, "Why don't you try lo G?

[demografx (OP)]

My writer's cramp is also known as authoritis.

Just wait till you suffer from the scrolls......

But I have to say that man, you scripted that well.

[demografx (OP)]

Demo was having a spot of bother finding the right key to play a certain piece of music in.

"Its no good in A minor or D flat." He exclaimed. With my limited knowledge of things musical, I could only make one suggestion.
I said, "Why don't you try lo G?

You can always try lo Gic or reason if intuition and emotions don't work.

[demografx (OP)]

Don_1, you're remarkable: you have more workable steps than the stairway of a minaret!

Shouldn't that be a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZb8s7Kxa4 [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register].

I think you may have been led up the wrong path, perchance by one of the Marx Bros. namely Zeppo, linning  his pocket, as usual.

[Don_1]

I refer you to the GRAPH ZEPpo LINed his pockets with, which he later hid beHIND AN iceBERG.

[Don_1]

I asked a local chap if the long mound of earth obscured the view from the town square.
He replied "Oh yes, der ridge able to block any such vista."

[demografx (OP)]

I asked a local chap if the long mound of earth obscured the view from the town square.
He replied "Oh yes, der ridge able to block any such vista."

[demografx (OP)]

I refer you to the GRAPH ZEPpo LINed his pockets with, which he later hid beHIND AN iceBERG.

[demografx (OP)]

Demo was having a spot of bother finding the right key to play a certain piece of music in.

"Its no good in A minor or D flat." He exclaimed. With my limited knowledge of things musical, I could only make one suggestion.
I said, "Why don't you try lo G?

You can always try lo Gic or reason if intuition and emotions don't work.

Besides, last time I tried lo G it sounded too Guttural.

[demografx (OP)]

June, 2014, is:
Adopt-A-Cat-Month
http://www.americanhumane.org/animals/programs/special-initiatives/adopt-a-cat-month/ [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register]

Odyn isn't available so I'll wait till I'm feline better.

[Don_1]

June, 2014, is:
Adopt-A-Cat-Month
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Odyn isn't available so I'll wait till I'm feline better.

I'm always more than willing to give aid to a pu

[demografx (OP)]

[Don_1]

Me??? Shame??? Oh no, there's nun here.

[demografx (OP)]

June, 2014, is:
Adopt-A-Cat-Month
http://www.americanhumane.org/animals/programs/special-initiatives/adopt-a-cat-month/ [Links inactive - To make links active and clickable, login or click here to register]

Odyn isn't available so I'll wait till I'm feline better.

I'm always more than willing to give aid to a pu

Me??? Shame??? Oh no, there's nun here.

Good for you, Don_1, shame can become a bad habit.

My 3rd cousin's (twice removed) long lost sister -- Sally Field (

-- flies into a shaming fit until she unveils the unsuspecting listener's real motives (usually sinful!).

Be compassionate: Sally grew up cloistered.

[Don_1]

Yet anmother superior post from the father of the punning thread.

All you novices take good note or Demo will make monkies of you all.

Now then, ATTEN-SHUN, QUIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIICK MARCH, left, right, left, right, left, right ABBOT TURN!

[demografx (OP)]

"All ye novices: listen to Don_1 or you will ALL
go to...
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[Don_1]

As you can see, Demo is not one to simply infer, no, he gets straight down to the nitty gritty.

[demografx (OP)]

Looming inferno?? Satan?? Pitchforks??

Oh, hell, then why Dante we do something about it??

[Don_1]

............ why Dante we do something about it??

I passed on your suggestion to the Mrs. But she said we could never win the battle. So I'm afraid we will loose if 'er indoors says so.

[Don_1]

I see the problems in Iraq are returning. Will there ever be a solution for that dam nation?

[Don_1]

I firmly believe that the first life forms to evolve mouth parts appeared on Earth during the Pliocene. I refer to this period as the Epoch 'o lips.

[demografx (OP)]

I see the problems in Iraq are returning. Will there ever be a solution for that dam nation?

Do you mean THIS Eye-rack?

[demografx (OP)]

I firmly believe that the first life forms to evolve mouth parts appeared on Earth during the Pliocene. I refer to this period as the Epoch 'o lips.

In that case, Armageddon my facts straight.

Thanks, Don_1, what would we do without your infernal precision?

[demografx (OP)]

............ why Dante we do something about it??

I passed on your suggestion to the Mrs. But she said we could never win the battle. So I'm afraid we will loose if 'er indoors says so.

I agree with Mrs. Don_1: we would have a devil of a time even trying to prepare for battle!

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

As you can see, Demo is not one to simply infer, no, he gets straight down to the nitty gritty.

I confess to the truth of the above statement.
Signed,

[Don_1]

Most plants reproduce by means of seeds, however, in fern only the ancient system of spores are used.

[Don_1]

Signed,

By chance celery use the seed method.

[Don_1]

Dateline June 24, 2014
Today is National Pralines Day

Originally created in France the praline got its name from French soldier and sugar industrialist, Marshal du Plessis-Praslin, who's cook who invented it.
Pralines evolved when French settlers brought the recipe to Louisiana where chefs in New Orleans eventually substituted pecans for almonds and added cream.

Today they come in many flavours and are soooooooo yummy, it's no wonder they have their own day.
Happy National Pralines Day!

Its also International Fairy Day. I shall say no more.

[demografx (OP)]

Dateline June 24, 2014
Today is National Pralines Day

I pray as well to be lean one day. Diet! Diet! Diet!

[demografx (OP)]

Signed,

By chance celery use the seed method.

Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

[Donnah]

"Oh grow up!" said the gardener to her little sprouts.  "And stop doing weed! Must tardiness be part of the schedule?  If you don't squash that habit, I'll have to beet you!" 

[demografx (OP)]

"Oh grow up!" said the gardener to her little sprouts.  "And stop doing weed! Must tardiness be part of the schedule?  If you don't squash that habit, I'll have to beet you!" 

Donnah wins this Award for Outstanding Gardening Punning!

[Donnah]

Lettuce all take a bough.

[demografx (OP)]

Lettuce all take a bough.

[Donnah]

Looks like a ghoulish wave!

[demografx (OP)]

Looks like a ghoulish wave!

Goulash?

Yes, I do prefer that to steak.