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« Reply #3900 on: 31/07/2014 14:41:25 »
What's that pig doing by the dog food? Oi! get that hog nose out of that dish.
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« Reply #3901 on: 31/07/2014 15:06:14 »
What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?
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« Reply #3902 on: 31/07/2014 15:08:50 »
And now for a song.

Ven om calling yoooo oooowooo oooowoooooo,
Vill you answer toooo oooowoooo ooowoooo


Paleface sing with forked tongue.
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« Reply #3903 on: 31/07/2014 15:36:15 »
Howdy paleface, or should I say bucketface.
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« Reply #3904 on: 01/08/2014 03:46:36 »
What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?


On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.

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« Reply #3905 on: 01/08/2014 04:00:32 »

Cor all snakes are slippery creatures. Some are shy, yes Mam ba they'll gopher you and carpet you if you don't watch your step.


I invested in the inventor of the shag carpet and made a big pile.

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« Reply #3906 on: 01/08/2014 10:10:10 »

Cor all snakes are slippery creatures. Some are shy, yes Mam ba they'll gopher you and carpet you if you don't watch your step.


I invested in the inventor of the shag carpet and made a big pile.



I started up a new business and was looking for an investor to help with funds.

One potential investor ask me "What lin o you in?"

Though he did invest, after a while, he pulled the rug from under my feet. Another investor said "Don't worry, I willton up the motorway to replace the lost funding. Together we'll ax minster woolyhead."
My Mexican workforce did a Mexican wave and shouted in appreciation, "Underlay, underlay." I felt quite touched.
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« Reply #3907 on: 01/08/2014 10:27:02 »
What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?


On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.



So you're Friesian out the snake puns eh!
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« Reply #3908 on: 01/08/2014 16:56:11 »

What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?


Don_1, please get her the right size this time.

Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!



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« Reply #3909 on: 01/08/2014 18:47:30 »
What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?


On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.



So you're Friesian out the snake puns eh!


S N A K E!!!   

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« Reply #3910 on: 03/08/2014 18:32:19 »

Alright, who doesn't believe me? You are so wrong, there really IS a Bismarck Ringed Python.


Well, then, how come this Leading Snake Charmer I asked knows nothing about it???


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« Reply #3911 on: 06/08/2014 11:56:38 »

What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?


Don_1, please get her the right size this time.

Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!





I seem to have goofed again. this time I got a brazier by mistake. I wouldn't mind so much, but I went a long way to coal chest her.
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« Reply #3912 on: 06/08/2014 12:02:27 »

Alright, who doesn't believe me? You are so wrong, there really IS a Bismarck Ringed Python.


Well, then, how come this Leading Snake Charmer I asked knows nothing about it???



That silly old fakir knows nothing.

It looks like he's trying to frighten the life out of that poor snake. Is he the turbanator?
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« Reply #3913 on: 08/08/2014 20:01:39 »

Is he the turbanator?


No, but he has a mean wrist.

A terror wrist!



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« Reply #3914 on: 09/08/2014 16:12:41 »

What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?


Don_1, please get her the right size this time.

Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!





I seem to have goofed again. this time I got a brazier by mistake. I wouldn't mind so much, but I went a long way to coal chest her.

Then I suppose you and Anna will celebrate the gift and stay at the 3 Cups Hotel?





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« Reply #3915 on: 10/08/2014 14:40:37 »

Then I suppose you and Anna will celebrate the gift and stay at the 3 Cups Hotel?





Only if the cups are made of tri titanium.


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« Reply #3916 on: 12/08/2014 22:57:59 »



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« Reply #3917 on: 14/08/2014 02:29:25 »

Only if the cups are made of tri titanium.







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« Reply #3918 on: 15/08/2014 10:58:15 »
No, no Demo, TRITITANIUM, not 'try Ronald Regan'.

He may not have been in a sci-fi during his Hollywood days, but he came close to The War of the Worlds as the president. He even suggested to UK premier Mrs Thatcher that the US & UK should look into developing weapons using Gama rays. Maggie was quite keen on the idea until she realised it could result in the 'Regan Ray gun'.
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« Reply #3919 on: 15/08/2014 11:03:16 »
And so soon after Robin Williams,



Betty Joan Perske, better known as Lauren Bacall ; September 16, 1924 August 12, 2014
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« Reply #3920 on: 15/08/2014 18:14:38 »
Don_1, with so many people passing, at least we can be thankful that we and our friends are staying forever young!!






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« Reply #3921 on: 15/08/2014 18:27:46 »
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« Reply #3922 on: 17/08/2014 07:12:01 »


Don_1, she is annaticipating your gift and celebration!

Don't keep her in suspense!

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« Reply #3923 on: 17/08/2014 07:19:16 »


Is he the turbanator?


All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.

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« Reply #3924 on: 18/08/2014 10:59:38 »


Is he the turbanator?


All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.

Oh I know what you mean. Its my neighbour who is to blame, the one with all the cats.
Buddah not to worry, his time is about due, I'm going to muzzle him, the silly old cat-a-holic. I'll creep up from behind do it and scarper before he cries t' Ian for help. It wont be until I slam the door behind me that he will be able to page Anna for help.
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« Reply #3925 on: 19/08/2014 00:25:44 »


Is he the turbanator?


All these puns about turbans are making me Sikh.

Oh I know what you mean. Its my neighbour who is to blame, the one with all the cats.
Buddah not to worry, his time is about due, I'm going to muzzle him, the silly old cat-a-holic. I'll creep up from behind do it and scarper before he cries t' Ian for help. It wont be until I slam the door behind me that he will be able to page Anna for help.

Don_1 easily walks away with The Supreme Multi-Religious Tolerance Award of the Century !!




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« Reply #3926 on: 19/08/2014 10:07:22 »

Don_1 easily walks away with The Supreme Multi-Religious Tolerance Award of the Century !!





How magnanimous of you. I trust there will be an Award Ceremony; I should like Anna's uncles to come with their wives so I can give to all 'er aunts a gift.
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« Reply #3927 on: 19/08/2014 10:31:13 »
British comic Tim Vine, who already holds the record for the most jokes cracked in an hour, has yet again delivered the funniest joke of the Edinburgh Festival.
In 2010  his crack "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again." won him the accolade, this year he walked away the award again with this one-liner: "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust."
Well done Tim.
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« Reply #3928 on: 19/08/2014 10:43:55 »
Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.
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« Reply #3929 on: 19/08/2014 14:03:24 »
Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.

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« Reply #3930 on: 20/08/2014 10:14:38 »
Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.


I had the baguette with a jumbo sausage.

Tea & coffee was served in a china cup on a flying saucer.
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« Reply #3931 on: 21/08/2014 02:41:22 »
Today is National Aviation Day.

So we should all get off to a flying start, not just try to get by on a wing and a prayer.

Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food.


I had the baguette with a jumbo sausage.

Tea & coffee was served in a china cup on a flying saucer.

But -- upon landing/arrival -- no Free Saucer Ride??? Hmph...next time I'll just fly in a private plane! (I have a pilot friend in the UK who might let me fly with him -- AND HIS INSTRUCTOR!!!)






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« Reply #3932 on: 21/08/2014 22:07:10 »

 (I have a pilot friend in the UK who might let me fly with him -- AND HIS INSTRUCTOR!!!)


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« Reply #3933 on: 22/08/2014 01:35:57 »

 (I have a pilot friend in the UK who might let me fly with him -- AND HIS INSTRUCTOR!!!)


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I'm ready!

Volunteer #1 from Punning Thread!

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« Reply #3934 on: 25/08/2014 05:18:20 »


Well, sort of textbook landing, but for one point.


Oh, c'mon, that's close enough!

Don't be such a pairfectionist!

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« Reply #3935 on: 25/08/2014 05:26:38 »


Today is National Aviation Day.


I just don't get puns about aviation.

They're usually way over my head.

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« Reply #3936 on: 26/08/2014 05:18:30 »


Don_1, she is annaticipating your gift and celebration!

Don't keep her in suspense!

No word from you .

Now she is annaoyed!



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« Reply #3937 on: 26/08/2014 11:15:03 »
So sorry for the delay, but I have been pondering what might be a suitable gift.

I ruled out a life size model of Noah's boat as I fear she might be the cause of a mutiny. We can do without any Ann arky.
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« Reply #3938 on: 26/08/2014 11:22:27 »
I have settled on this for her:


Now she will be able to annalyse things.
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« Reply #3939 on: 26/08/2014 23:44:40 »
But...but...but....all that focus could make her...annal !

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« Reply #3940 on: 27/08/2014 00:01:49 »
Besides, too much annalysis leads to paralysis!

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« Reply #3941 on: 27/08/2014 04:16:31 »
I have settled on this for her:


Now she will be able to annalyse things.

Silly move, Don_1: now she will find out if there really is any chemistry between you two!

Oh well, you can always have a "Nice To Know You" finale/dinner/ahem at The Three Cups Hotel!

Bon nuit!

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« Reply #3942 on: 27/08/2014 09:44:50 »

Silly move, Don_1: now she will find out if there really is any chemistry between you two!

Bon nuit!

Oh my! I hadn't considered that might be the reaction. It could cause all salts of problems.

Perhaps I should get her a new car instead. Her's got damaged while racing with a friend. She got pasted to the wall when, accidentally of course, passing at some speed Anna clipt her off side rear bumper (US = fender).

Yes, that's it, I've cracked it. I'll give her the keys and say "Here's your new car Bon voyage.

What clever little sod I um.
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« Reply #3943 on: 27/08/2014 09:58:45 »
In an effort to conserve energy, I have devised a means of lighting the house during the long winter nights, with an exercise rowing machine.
I call it the nit ro generator.
But I must find a way to stop the cat from chlorine at the cables.
Also I need to find the optimum seat position, cause man g knees get achy with all that pedalling.
Once I iron out the details I'll give a full report in what I hope will be a post which wont be boron the pants off one & all.
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« Reply #3944 on: 27/08/2014 18:22:18 »

Silly move, Don_1: now she will find out if there really is any chemistry between you two!

Bon nuit!

Oh my! I hadn't considered that might be the reaction. It could cause all salts of problems.

Perhaps I should get her a new car instead. Her's got damaged while racing with a friend. She got pasted to the wall when, accidentally of course, passing at some speed Anna clipt her off side rear bumper (US = fender).

Yes, that's it, I've cracked it. I'll give her the keys and say "Here's your new car Bon voyage.

What clever little sod I um.
In an effort to conserve energy, I have devised a means of lighting the house during the long winter nights, with an exercise rowing machine.
I call it the nit ro generator.
But I must find a way to stop the cat from chlorine at the cables.
Also I need to find the optimum seat position, cause man g knees get achy with all that pedalling.
Once I iron out the details I'll give a full report in what I hope will be a post which wont be boron the pants off one & all.


I don't have the slightest clue how Don_1 manages to rack up so many awards. Now a Chemistry Award !! The Award Committee will go broke if this keeps up !




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« Reply #3945 on: 27/08/2014 20:14:33 »

Silly move, Don_1: now she will find out if there really is any chemistry between you two!

Bon nuit!

Oh my! I hadn't considered that might be the reaction. It could cause all salts of problems.

Perhaps I should get her a new car instead. Her's got damaged while racing with a friend. She got pasted to the wall when, accidentally of course, passing at some speed Anna clipt her off side rear bumper (US = fender).

Yes, that's it, I've cracked it. I'll give her the keys and say "Here's your new car Bon voyage.

What clever little sod I um.

Oh, c'mon, Don_1, can't you do better than THIS????






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« Reply #3946 on: 28/08/2014 15:15:51 »

Oh, c'mon, Don_1, can't you do better than THIS????

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Indeed yes I can do better than that.

That's only a toy ota, I'm going to get a real ota.
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« Reply #3947 on: 28/08/2014 19:05:22 »

That's only a toy ota, I'm going to get a real ota.


You're right. I ota know more about these things!

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« Reply #3948 on: 28/08/2014 21:25:05 »

That's only a toy ota, I'm going to get a real ota.


You're right. I ota know more about these things!

But I haven't an iota of a clue how to learn.

« Last Edit: 28/08/2014 23:04:35 by demografx »

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3949 on: 29/08/2014 10:14:55 »
Then I shall give you a clue - 3.

If you need some iota, take letter 3 and add 3, thus:
t + 3 = w. Therefore iota - t + w = Iowa

You must enrol at the Iowa State University department for the clueless, just as I did.
Do yourself a favour (US = favour), don't mention my name to the bursar, because I owe 'er some money.

I am thinking of getting all new teeth implants. I have chosen a dental practice in Boston to fit this new mass of chew sets.

I have laid a new multi coloured random pattern carpet. this helps the flor 'ide a heap of sins.

The wife has starched my shirt. I asked her not to do it again because it makes the collar 'ard, o.

The father of the bride thought he would give his daughter one last chance to change her mind. He thought 'As we walk down the aisle ask 'er if she is doing the right thing'.

The current state of affairs around the world seems to bring nothing but Missouri to innocent defenceless people.

Walking around the antique shop, my eye was caught by a large ceramic pot. "Why o ming vase!" I exclaimed.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.