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Quote from: demografx on 28/08/2014 19:05:22Quote from: Don_1 on 28/08/2014 15:15:51That's only a toy ota, I'm going to get a real ota.You're right. I ota know more about these things!But I haven't an iota of a clue how to learn.
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/08/2014 15:15:51That's only a toy ota, I'm going to get a real ota.You're right. I ota know more about these things!
That's only a toy ota, I'm going to get a real ota.
Then I shall give you a clue - 3.If you need some iota, take letter 3 and add 3, thus:t + 3 = w. Therefore iota - t + w = IowaYou must enrol at the Iowa State University department for the clueless, just as I did.Do yourself a favour (US = favour), don't mention my name to the bursar, because I owe 'er some money.I am thinking of getting all new teeth implants. I have chosen a dental practice in Boston to fit this new mass of chew sets.I have laid a new multi coloured random pattern carpet. this helps the flor 'ide a heap of sins.The wife has starched my shirt. I asked her not to do it again because it makes the collar 'ard, o.The father of the bride thought he would give his daughter one last chance to change her mind. He thought 'As we walk down the aisle ask 'er if she is doing the right thing'.The current state of affairs around the world seems to bring nothing but Missouri to innocent defenceless people.Walking around the antique shop, my eye was caught by a large ceramic pot. "Why o ming vase!" I exclaimed.
The train conductor was impatient with this woman who was dawdling around the entrance to the train, so he blew his whistle and shouted, "All aboard, ma'am!"
I've got my coat back from the cleaners. They've been washing tons of mud off it.
What sort of trouble might she cause if she were going by car o' liner?
Demo asked me to contact him, so I said, "Call, I fone ya tomorrow.
WOA!!!! There I was cleaning the WC when I looked up and on the loo I see Anna.
Quote from: Don_1 on 29/08/2014 15:52:50WOA!!!! There I was cleaning the WC when I looked up and on the loo I see Anna.Are you sure it isn't Lucy you see?
Abdul didn't know whether to speak to the calif or near imam about sacking all the children working near the harem and if he should sac ra men too.
On the flor I'd a large model of a Giraffe. Demo came to look at it and exclaimed "Tall ah as seen on wild life programmes."
As Mary landed, Anna polised the crowd of onlookers.
Can't think of any more Texan puns for now, so El Passo it on to you Demo.
Quote from: Don_1 on 05/09/2014 16:36:02Can't think of any more Texan puns for now, so El Passo it on to you Demo.Are Hyou stoned, Don_1?