[Don_1]

Forgive me if I start now, but tomorrow is International St........st............st........................ st........................stu........................st.......................stu............................................st.................

....................... uttering Awareness Day.

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[Don_1]

Total strangers keep walking along the path behind my garden. I shall have to get a new alley gate or put up with it.

As I watched the gators in the everglades, suddenly one with a long thin snout appeared. I thought to myself,
"Hello, sign o' genes gone wrong."

[Don_1]

Today is Count Your Buttons Day.

Errrrr.......... Ummmmmm..........

NONE. Well that didn't take long, what shall I do for the rest of the day???

AH! Just moment..... I'll sit down here. Now I have one button.

?

I have one butt on this chair.

I stared at my belly butt on so much, I was promoted to navel officer.

Ummm, Billy, call the naval officer in for his medication please.

[Don_1]

Mary wondered why she was no longer receiving information from the fertility clinic. She was unaware that they had relocated to new premises until the new place sent her their new address and explaining they had run out of womb at the old offices.


Oh vary funny I'm sure.

[Don_1]

Billy's boss had offered him a posting overseas. Bill's wife, Mary, said to him, "you tear us apart and we'll never have a baby.

[Don_1]

Suddenly I heard someone call out,
"Phil, open Ian's tubes.

[demografx (OP)]

Forgive me if I start now, but tomorrow is International St........st............st........................ st........................stu........................st.......................stu............................................st.................

....................... uttering Awareness Day.

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Whew!!! Just in time!! Congrats!!

[demografx (OP)]

Suddenly I heard someone call out,
"Phil, open Ian's tubes.

No, you misheard: someone called out, "pizza delivery is here!"

[demografx (OP)]

Ummm, Billy, call the naval officer in for his medication please.

Mary wondered why she was no longer receiving information from the fertility clinic. She was unaware that they had relocated to new premises until the new place sent her their new address and explaining they had run out of womb at the old offices.


Oh vary funny I'm sure.

Billy's boss had offered him a posting overseas. Bill's wife, Mary, said to him, "you tear us apart and we'll never have a baby.

Suddenly I heard someone call out,
"Phil, open Ian's tubes.

Don_1 female punatomy explained.

[demografx (OP)]

Today is also Reptile Awareness Day.

......and quite rightly so, after all, reptiles have tort us a great deal about telling the truth. Liz ardly ever leave their lips (or beaks).

[demografx (OP)]

My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.

[Don_1]

My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.

On seeing this spectacle, a police officer approached the woman and told her that taking such an animal walkies in public was far too dangerous. He told her to pick it up and take it home. The woman said it was far too heavy for her to carry all the way home.
The police officer said "OK men will have to do it for you".

[Don_1]

I am much obliged to Demo for this brief diagram of the female reproductive system and would like to thank him for showing his tour direct to me.

[Don_1]

Meshelle, who owned the tortoise, asked her mann to take her pet to the horse field for it to forage for food. How could he resist such a request from a woman who radiated such beauty. And, after all, there was a promise of pancakes when they returned home. The tortoise was getting somewhat agitated, so he had to carry a pace faster. Meshelle declared him to be a star.

When they got to the horse field, they found a man with a tractor there. He said he could plough & share the field with the tortoise, so there was no need to sulk at a crossing of their paths. The ploughman had a cut on his finger, so Meshelle put a plaster on it for him.

While the ploughman ploughed the middle of the field, the tortoise kept to the margin, ated his fill and then thought he had better go for a wee wee, before being taken home.

As they went home, they put on a spurt high on the hill because it turned a little cold. When they got home, Meshelle thought to herslf, 'I'll dab the mud off the shell before bedtime'. Bed, for the tortoise, was cosy cardboard box on which the lid would hinge back for easy access.

Meshelle thanked her mann for all his help and said he deserved his pancakes but first she said "I want to test you though on all you learnt about tortoises today". With one leap hard into the test, he came out with flying colours.

[demografx (OP)]

My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.

On seeing this spectacle, a police officer approached the woman and told her that taking such an animal walkies in public was far too dangerous. He told her to pick it up and take it home. The woman said it was far too heavy for her to carry all the way home.
The police officer said "OK men will have to do it for you".

If I have the right chordata, we could compose a nice song around this!

[Don_1]

Cor! data good idea.

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[Don_1]

No, please don't turn around!

[demografx (OP)]

No, please don't turn around!

No!

Don't listen to Don_1!

I'll PAY you to turn around!

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[Don_1]

Don't listen to Don_1!

I'll PAY you to turn around!

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NOoooooooo!!!

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Phew!!! You had me worried there.

[demografx (OP)]