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Quote from: demografx on 23/10/2014 02:45:23Quote from: Don_1 on 21/10/2014 14:45:31My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.On seeing this spectacle, a police officer approached the woman and told her that taking such an animal walkies in public was far too dangerous. He told her to pick it up and take it home. The woman said it was far too heavy for her to carry all the way home.The police officer said "OK men will have to do it for you".
Quote from: Don_1 on 21/10/2014 14:45:31My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.
My rather ancient car needs a new speedometer, so I shall have to get the old croc a dial if I am to be able to monitor my speed.
Quote from: demografx on 22/10/2014 23:43:16No, please don't turn around!
Don't listen to Don_1!I'll PAY you to turn around! 
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.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.
Quote from: demografx on 25/10/2014 20:09:38.......please clarify the meaning of that sound.I really should rephewse to do that on the grounds that it might incriminate me. However, under the circumstances and given that there a phew different connotations which anyone phiewing this post could arrive at, I have rephiewed the situation and will attempt to provide some clarity. However, I rephewdiate any misconceptions the reader may arrive at.This rear phiew of a previous image, lead me to gasp in relief at its content. Since the frontal phiew described the female reproductive system, I was sorely afraid that the rear phiew might describe the……… well I think you get my drift.I can categorically state that it had nothing to do with any phewmes emanating from this phewture contender for ‘Rear of the Year’.Now, if you’ll excuse me, as his favourite nephew I must attend to my late uncle’s phewneral with great care if I am to avoid a family phewd.
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