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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4150 on: 08/11/2014 15:19:25 »
They sat at the table and broke bread = BUNS TEARS
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« Reply #4151 on: 08/11/2014 21:57:14 »
YES FOLKS, ITS TRUE TODAY IS
Abet and Aid Punsters Day



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« Reply #4152 on: 09/11/2014 22:13:31 »
I aid a bet that demo wouldn't post that. Looks like I lost.
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« Reply #4153 on: 09/11/2014 22:14:59 »
Cattle fed on bread rolls = bun steers.
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« Reply #4154 on: 09/11/2014 22:16:12 »
There's plenty more where that came from, I keep them in my pun stores.
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« Reply #4155 on: 10/11/2014 01:49:09 »

There's plenty more where that came from, I keep them in my pun stores.


Haha! Don_1 is always the king of pun sters!



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« Reply #4156 on: 10/11/2014 02:04:55 »
Sell this escalator = PAWNSTAIRS

$Buy this escalator = $UP$TAIR$



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« Reply #4157 on: 10/11/2014 02:24:25 »
Today is "Hug a Bear Day"

This should be the official dress code ... http://youtu.be/h0cfsHGjC_g?t=41s


....and this the song??? http://wn.com/huggy_bear_(band)

Its riot grrrl band.



I hope that's not Anna again with her friend 'Reckless Rick'!


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« Reply #4158 on: 10/11/2014 02:46:15 »

I aid a bet that demo wouldn't post that. Looks like I lost.


Aida is the biggest if not the best opera ever performed on the opera stage.

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« Reply #4159 on: 10/11/2014 03:05:15 »

Nah. I'm just being a horse's a** .


UK = a***

I thought we were just two peoples divided by a common language. I didn't realise we were also divided by an asterisk!

Don_1 wins The 2014 Asterisk Award ! Congratulations!!




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« Reply #4160 on: 10/11/2014 03:20:47 »

ps - whoops,forgot to mention, the system itself will cost you £5,000/year...sorry...

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« Reply #4161 on: 10/11/2014 03:50:08 »
We have flexible payment schedules.

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« Reply #4162 on: 10/11/2014 09:17:42 »

I aid a bet that demo wouldn't post that. Looks like I lost.


Aida is the biggest if not the best opera ever performed on the opera stage.

Now I don't wish to be a name dropper, but during a match in which I played as a sweeper and David Beckham as the striker, I was perfectly positioned for a shot at the goal. Beckham raced down the left wing with total control of the ball. He crossed it to me and aida it toward the top right corner of the goal mouth. The keeper thought he had the shot covered, but the ball was spinning and Verdi to the right, straight into the back of the net. The crowd roared with delight. "Gius!!! eppeness was in the air.
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« Reply #4163 on: 10/11/2014 13:13:34 »



"Thanks, Don_1!
GV"

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« Reply #4164 on: 11/11/2014 08:43:17 »
That' quite some liszt there. Just one question, bizet all operatic works?
I'd listen to some now if I could hear properly, but the dog next door is making such a row. He offen bachs as he plays with a schu bert then he goes off playing haydn seek.
If you are having trouble unravelling the post, rip your corsets off to allow better blood flow to your brain.
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« Reply #4165 on: 11/11/2014 17:24:46 »
Why äre thöse musical names sö difficült -- ßharp we must be tö understand, I guess .


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« Reply #4166 on: 11/11/2014 17:37:07 »
That' quite some liszt there. Just one question, bizet all operatic works?
I'd listen to some now if I could hear properly, but the dog next door is making such a row. He offen bachs as he plays with a schu bert then he goes off playing haydn seek.
If you are having trouble unravelling the post, rip your corsets off to allow better blood flow to your brain.

Don_1 wins!



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« Reply #4167 on: 11/11/2014 17:49:06 »


Waiting for Don_1 to come onstage and accept his 2014 Brit Award !

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« Reply #4168 on: 12/11/2014 09:43:07 »

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Waiting for Don_1 to come onstage and accept his 2014 Brit Award !

So many people!!! They aspir all of them to reach the top of the ladder.
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« Reply #4169 on: 12/11/2014 16:05:35 »



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« Reply #4170 on: 12/11/2014 19:56:12 »
Another "Stairway To Heaven" I presume.

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« Reply #4171 on: 13/11/2014 16:28:53 »
Another "Stairway To Heaven" I presume.

I shall resist the temptation to do that pun about the Marx Bros. The one that goes 'Harpo led zeppolin to the restaurant.

Opps!

Sorry, I didn't mean to plant that one on you. I shall refrain from such puns at least until we turn the page.

"I should zinc zo." Said the Frenchman eating his lunch, adding, "Zis is un bon ham zandwhich."

"Hey, you, Frenchy; no going to sleep after lunch here. We don't want you going for a nap o lyin about."

"Who me Monsieur? Whhy ze very psought could nut 'ave bin furtheur fgrom ma mihnd. Anyvon whho mackes zuch un zuggeztion I will tear limb fgrom limb. I shall rip their bone apart."
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« Reply #4172 on: 13/11/2014 16:36:28 »
It was Napoleon who gave rise to the saying 'Be careful of what you wish for."

Emerging from the latrine, he complained, "Ih do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo.
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« Reply #4173 on: 14/11/2014 02:57:53 »
It was Napoleon who gave rise to the saying 'Be careful of what you wish for."

Emerging from the latrine, he complained, "Ih do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo.




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« Reply #4174 on: 14/11/2014 03:16:37 »
Besides , it's unfair to Anna's dog!!



Quoting Don_1's Mr. Bone Apart: "Ih (Monsieur Le Doggy) do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo."





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« Reply #4175 on: 14/11/2014 18:32:43 »
Odyn has a bone to pick with Wiley wolf.
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

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« Reply #4176 on: 14/11/2014 22:59:59 »

Odyn has a bone to pick with Wiley wolf.


My money's on Odyn!!!



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« Reply #4177 on: 15/11/2014 05:47:32 »


Here's Odyn about to chop up Wiley wolf with sharp feline axioms!




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« Reply #4178 on: 16/11/2014 21:22:29 »
First Odyn was alarmed...
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

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« Reply #4179 on: 16/11/2014 21:23:50 »
But then he decided it was okay because he could duck.
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« Reply #4180 on: 17/11/2014 00:19:40 »

But then he decided it was okay because he could duck.


When I was a bartender, the duck said to me, 'put it on my bill.'

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« Reply #4181 on: 17/11/2014 00:30:09 »

First Odyn was alarmed...





Don_1 always keeps an alarm clock in the back window of his car.

He is always ahead of his time.


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« Reply #4182 on: 17/11/2014 16:20:30 »
Wheelie?
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« Reply #4183 on: 17/11/2014 22:19:54 »

C'mon, Dohhah, you know I'm hurdly ever rong!

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« Reply #4184 on: 18/11/2014 17:32:34 »
You're having a good run, you must be on a roll.
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« Reply #4185 on: 19/11/2014 02:03:45 »
You're having a good run, you must be on a roll.

I lost my job: deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.

If you know anyone sharp who needs an expert cutter, I'll slice off some of my cutting edge/state-of-the-art resumes with my razor-edged teeth -- and get them to you ASAP.



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« Reply #4186 on: 19/11/2014 14:13:52 »
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................ the guillotine industry



Did you know the gill o' teen sharks come in five pairs?
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« Reply #4187 on: 19/11/2014 14:30:12 »
First Odyn was alarmed...

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« Reply #4188 on: 19/11/2014 14:35:29 »

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn


Q. - Where are the Andes?

A. - At the end of your armes
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« Reply #4189 on: 19/11/2014 14:44:10 »
Besides , it's unfair to Anna's dog!!

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Quoting Don_1's Mr. Bone Apart: "Ih (Monsieur Le Doggy) do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo."






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« Reply #4191 on: 19/11/2014 17:58:01 »

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn


Q. - Where are the Andes?

A. - At the end of your armes

I'm not so sure...I just couldn't stand to be without my legs.

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« Reply #4192 on: 19/11/2014 18:14:42 »
Without legs, life would be a bummer.
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« Reply #4193 on: 19/11/2014 21:19:02 »
True, Donnah. And some bummers need donated items to sit on -- it's called chairity.




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« Reply #4194 on: 20/11/2014 15:57:05 »

................ the guillotine industry


Did you know the gill o' teen sharks come in five pairs?



No. But Grandma just got attacked by a shark!:
http://cheezburger.com/62285057



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« Reply #4195 on: 21/11/2014 01:29:23 »
At the Calgary zoo I saw a rude little girl making faces at a large male gorilla.  He turned around and pushed his bum into the glass where her face was.  The rude little girl was horrified.  Bummer.
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« Reply #4197 on: 21/11/2014 06:08:58 »
At the Calgary zoo I saw a rude little girl making faces at a large male gorilla.  He turned around and pushed his bum into the glass where her face was ...

This Boo-luga whale is more playful.

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« Reply #4198 on: 21/11/2014 06:56:48 »
"Baby Beluga" was one of my kids' (as youngsters) favorite songs - joyful images.

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« Reply #4199 on: 21/11/2014 23:29:07 »
In the mid 1980s I was having a lovely conversation with a Beluga at the Vancouver aquarium.  We were both pregnant.  Some noisy tourists with a plethora of cameras came and horned in on our moment.  The beluga ducked under water and bobbed back up, spraying water all over the tourists (but not me).  Soon the Spew-luga and I were alone again. 

After giving birth to my son, he was a Raffi fan too, and "Baby Beluga" was a favourite song.  You could say that album was a whale of a success.
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