Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4200 on: 22/11/2014 22:31:06 »


Hey Demo...You must have misunderstood me... I said, " I was Ape over You," not "The Ape at the zoo"!

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« Reply #4201 on: 23/11/2014 00:13:33 »

After giving birth to my son, he was a Raffi fan too, and "Baby Beluga" was a favourite song.  You could say that album was a whale of a success.




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« Reply #4202 on: 23/11/2014 00:29:25 »

Hey Demo...You must have misunderstood me... I said, " I was Ape over You," not "The Ape at the zoo"!




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« Reply #4203 on: 24/11/2014 21:02:31 »
What???  Demo's stumped for words???!!!

And why do boys get the best eyelashes anyway?
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« Reply #4204 on: 25/11/2014 00:04:17 »

1. What???  Demo's stumped for words???!!!

2. And why do boys get the best eyelashes anyway?


1. That's no stump. That's a full grown tree !!

2. Aren't THESE eyelashes cuter????





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« Reply #4205 on: 26/11/2014 23:02:35 »
I'd be lion if I said I wasn't feeling catty.
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« Reply #4206 on: 27/11/2014 02:56:41 »





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« Reply #4207 on: 27/11/2014 14:15:32 »
lol...lol...aww such a blushing guy....and I agree with the girlies getting the best of the lashes....

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« Reply #4208 on: 27/11/2014 21:07:57 »

I agree with the girlies getting the best of the lashes....




Now don't you be lion by trying to compare lashes between The Tooth Lady and Lilly Lioncub (3rd post above)!


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« Reply #4209 on: 28/11/2014 20:10:18 »

...belated...

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« Reply #4210 on: 28/11/2014 23:55:21 »
Happy belated back to you too! It was a terrific day here! Thanks Demo!

...belated...


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« Reply #4211 on: 29/11/2014 01:44:37 »
Good! Who needs a ghoulish day ??

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« Reply #4212 on: 29/11/2014 02:46:49 »
 Not me....  No Boo hoos here!
« Last Edit: 29/11/2014 02:56:48 by Karen W. »

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« Reply #4213 on: 29/11/2014 03:34:38 »
Not me....  No Boo hoos here!







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« Reply #4214 on: 02/12/2014 19:50:44 »
Who is this masquerading as The one & only Demografx?

Why, 'tis I, Don_1. Look.....

Yes, I am a dirty little hacker. Believe me, I've been called worse than that before now.



Now, what mischief can I get up to.............?

"Oh no, it wasn't me, it waas that naughty Demo, honest............... hehehe"


This is Demodon signing off, or is it Dondemo signing off?


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« Reply #4215 on: 03/12/2014 00:33:17 »
HELP !!!!!

IDENTITY (demo-dentity) THEFT!!







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« Reply #4216 on: 03/12/2014 00:42:28 »
In all sincerity, [edit: and despite his identity theft]... [;D]...I must thank Don_1 as the reason I'm....baaaaaaack!

The NSF password mysteries of my iPhone have been conquered -- but mainly WITH DON_1'S HELP!!!!

Thank you Don_1!!!!!!!!!!
Demo







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« Reply #4217 on: 04/12/2014 04:29:26 »

And *many* thanks to NSF's "daveshorts" for his technical guidance in resolving my password issues!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4218 on: 04/12/2014 22:13:20 »
Who is this masquerading as The one & only Demografx?

Why, 'tis I, Don_1. Look.....

Yes, I am a dirty little hacker. Believe me, I've been called worse than that before now.



Now, what mischief can I get up to.............?

"Oh no, it wasn't me, it waas that naughty Demo, honest............... hehehe"


This is Demodon signing off, or is it Dondemo signing off?




YIKES!!!!



The hacker has been hacked.



I've been edited, no wonder my 'ead 'urts, its been 'it.



I might have guessed you'd strike through back.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #4219 on: 04/12/2014 22:18:40 »
By the way, due to my hacking, I, in fact, have 6656 posts (inc this one) and Demo has 8078 up to the post above. But it will never show. Boy am I hacked off.
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« Reply #4220 on: 05/12/2014 01:53:13 »

By the way, due to my hacking, I, in fact, have 6656 posts (inc this one) and Demo has 8078 up to the post above. But it will never show. Boy am I hacked off.

At breakfast, "Don_1 The Hacker" downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port!

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« Reply #4221 on: 05/12/2014 22:58:21 »

YIKES!!!!



The hacker has been hacked.



I've been edited, no wonder my 'ead 'urts, its been 'it.



I might have guessed you'd strike through back.



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« Reply #4222 on: 08/12/2014 19:47:53 »
December, 2014 is:
National Tie Month







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« Reply #4223 on: 08/12/2014 20:46:54 »

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« Reply #4224 on: 08/12/2014 23:48:07 »


Holiday present(s) appropriate for Odyn????



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« Reply #4225 on: 09/12/2014 03:32:58 »
He saw them on the catwalk.
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« Reply #4226 on: 09/12/2014 03:42:17 »
I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry [:(]

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« Reply #4227 on: 10/12/2014 19:49:03 »
Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.
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« Reply #4228 on: 10/12/2014 21:34:50 »

Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.



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« Reply #4229 on: 11/12/2014 21:36:23 »
December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month



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« Reply #4230 on: 12/12/2014 21:41:25 »
I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry [:(]
Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.

But I thought I'd need to don _2_ fur coats to stand out from the rest!

Doesn't Don_1 get left out this way???

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« Reply #4231 on: 14/12/2014 10:28:40 »
I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning parlour, but can't think of a suitable name. I would appreciate any suggestions for a name which would convey to passing trade that they can get tanz in 'ere.

"TANGENTS"!

(Although now we need another name for the ladies !)



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« Reply #4232 on: 14/12/2014 10:33:49 »
Some of  your embarrassed customers who wish to preserve their reputations should put on more sun tan lotion in order to save face.



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« Reply #4233 on: 14/12/2014 19:50:37 »
If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.
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« Reply #4234 on: 14/12/2014 22:56:34 »

If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.




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« Reply #4235 on: 15/12/2014 21:54:49 »
December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month





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« Reply #4236 on: 16/12/2014 02:11:15 »
So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?
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« Reply #4237 on: 16/12/2014 05:22:19 »
So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?



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« Reply #4238 on: 16/12/2014 05:50:53 »

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     



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« Reply #4239 on: 22/12/2014 19:45:07 »
Could be a bit of a white elephant.
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« Reply #4240 on: 22/12/2014 20:42:38 »
Like this?



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« Reply #4241 on: 13/01/2015 00:01:19 »

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!
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« Reply #4242 on: 13/01/2015 00:03:53 »
The elephant made a trunk call to his friend Ivor in tuscany.
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« Reply #4243 on: 13/01/2015 22:35:49 »

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!

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« Reply #4244 on: 14/01/2015 12:47:47 »

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!




........ and on that note, I would like to add this note: [attachment=19415]
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #4245 on: 14/01/2015 12:50:48 »
[attachment=19415]

Had it not been for King George III, who knows?
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« Reply #4246 on: 14/01/2015 13:02:30 »
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

I get the feeling poor old Fido will be dressed up like a dog's dinner.
There'll be a Puss in Boots and a Cat suit.
Bubbles, the goldfish, will be stitched up like a kipper.
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« Reply #4247 on: 14/01/2015 13:09:24 »
[attachment=19415]

Had it not been for King George III, who knows?

On the other hand...... [attachment=19417]
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« Reply #4248 on: 14/01/2015 14:36:17 »
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

If it needs sedating first, try this stuff ...

[attachment=19421]
http://www.petco.com/product/6213/Good-Dog-Pet-Calming-Supplement.aspx

Rumour has it that it's about 13% alcohol [!] ...
https://www.change.org/p/petco-remove-pet-medications-that-contain-high-doses-of-alcohol

So more "Mad-Dog" than "Good-Dog"...

Quote from: urbandictionary.com
Mad Dog 20/20 , 18% or 13% alcohol by volume.

... As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, Mad Dog 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York ... Available in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum ...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mad+Dog+20%2F20
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« Reply #4249 on: 15/01/2015 06:37:37 »
[attachment=19415]

Had it not been for King George III, who knows?

What's that silly looking crown doing  on Obama's head???