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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4400 on: 02/01/2016 21:41:02 »
Yule ball* me over with your giffs one day.

Don't over-do the puns here, Demo, or I can see accusations that you hog manay posts.


*Harry Potter pun.

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« Reply #4401 on: 03/01/2016 19:26:26 »
Yule ball* me over with your giffs one day.

Don't over-do the puns here, Demo, or I can see accusations that you hog manay posts.


*Harry Potter pun.



Oh, stop with the possible accusations, Don_1!

Why won't you just let me enjoy edin my burgher and drinking my soda???


<<<<<<<demo's hair circa 1965


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« Reply #4402 on: 03/01/2016 20:42:37 »

...I can see accusations that you hog manay posts.


Plural nounsense!!

Where's your proof?








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« Reply #4403 on: 05/01/2016 13:45:35 »

Where's your proof?


Proof! Proof?

You ask me for proof, what do you think I am? A proofessor?
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« Reply #4404 on: 05/01/2016 14:00:51 »

Why won't you just let me enjoy edin my burgher and drinking my soda???





The last time I left you to your own devices with a take-away, I found you with some Peruvian of questionable character named Edna Bucket.


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« Reply #4405 on: 05/01/2016 21:22:16 »

Why won't you just let me enjoy edin my burgher and drinking my soda???





The last time I left you to your own devices with a take-away, I found you with some Peruvian of questionable character named Edna Bucket.




Questionable character!!!???! Grrrrr!

Ok then! I'll Machu Picchu for picture then!

Winner takes all!!




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« Reply #4406 on: 06/01/2016 00:53:11 »
Looks like that Mount has been Snowd on
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« Reply #4407 on: 06/01/2016 01:04:43 »

Mount Signeye?
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« Reply #4408 on: 06/01/2016 01:11:55 »

Mount Signeye?

Eye am not sure if that sEYEne is correct.

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« Reply #4409 on: 06/01/2016 01:13:49 »
When Hollywood heart-throb Burt Lancaster said he wanted to climb the highest peak in the Rockies, Spencer Tracy said to him, " 'Ell bert its a long way to the top."
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« Reply #4410 on: 06/01/2016 01:16:19 »

Mount Signeye?

Eye am not sure if that sEYEne is correct.

Oh I'm sure it must be, after all it is heye visibility.
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« Reply #4411 on: 06/01/2016 11:26:14 »
Looks like that Mount has been Snowd on

When Hollywood heart-throb Burt Lancaster said he wanted to climb the highest peak in the Rockies, Spencer Tracy said to him, " 'Ell bert its a long way to the top."






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« Reply #4412 on: 06/01/2016 11:31:58 »

Mount Signeye?

Eye am not sure if that sEYEne is correct.

Oh I'm sure it must be, after all it is heye visibility.


Are you on the [eye] level?

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« Reply #4413 on: 06/01/2016 11:58:27 »
EYE am posting this for Donnah!

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« Reply #4414 on: 07/01/2016 01:07:06 »
EYE am posting this for Donnah!


How thoughtful of you, Demo. Allow me to second you:-
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« Reply #4415 on: 07/01/2016 01:18:33 »
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« Reply #4416 on: 07/01/2016 01:30:09 »
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« Reply #4417 on: 08/01/2016 00:33:19 »
Don_1:   "I really hope that someone is mountain a search party.

Searchers are now mounting one.

Again! 

Those men never take a rest!

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« Reply #4418 on: 08/01/2016 12:04:32 »
Searchers are now mounting one.

Those men never take a rest!

OK Men, Ural here to search for some lost and injured mountaineers. One has hurt his andes and wristies, the other has a broken pair of knees. Make sure you have some US currency with you as there is a café between the two peaks where a dollar mite come in handy for a cup of hot soup & a roll, but don't gorge yourself.

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.
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« Reply #4420 on: 08/01/2016 21:55:46 »

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.


Snow what if we get a cramp on?

It's really not a big deal, Don_1.

Do you get my drift?




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« Reply #4421 on: 09/01/2016 03:05:26 »

[attachment=20734]


Take my hand,
I'm a strange looking parasite
All lost in a leeching land
A strange looking parasite

If I stand hosting eyed,
That's a danger for parasites
Exploiters who stand beside
An angel like us

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« Reply #4422 on: 09/01/2016 07:35:07 »
Searchers are now mounting one.

Those men never take a rest!

OK Men, Ural here to search for some lost and injured mountaineers. One has hurt his andes and wristies, the other has a broken pair of knees. Make sure you have some US currency with you as there is a café between the two peaks where a dollar mite come in handy for a cup of hot soup & a roll, but don't gorge yourself.

Keep yourselves warm. We don't want you to get a cramp on.


The sporting goods store owner wanted to stop a robbery from mounting but he didn't have a gun -- only a store merchandise item of bow & arrow -- so he pierced the robber as he was fleeing with an arrow in his back.

It just goes to show you, that you can Kill ai man with just an arrow.


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« Reply #4423 on: 11/01/2016 09:29:06 »

Snow what if we get a cramp on?

It's really not a big deal, Don_1.

Do you get my drift?


I certainly do get your drift and accordingly invite you to have a lunch on me.
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« Reply #4424 on: 11/01/2016 09:33:23 »

The sporting goods store owner wanted to stop a robbery from mounting but he didn't have a gun -- only a store merchandise item of bow & arrow -- so he pierced the robber as he was fleeing with an arrow in his back.

It just goes to show you, that you can Kill ai man with just an arrow.


Demografx wins this month's contrived pun award and receives this engraved glassy 'ere.

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« Reply #4425 on: 11/01/2016 09:37:27 »
Phew, gee, What an award.
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« Reply #4426 on: 11/01/2016 14:42:56 »

Demografx wins this month's contrived pun award and receives this engraved glassy 'ere.

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I ce-e

I'll skip the thank you speech this time around.

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« Reply #4427 on: 11/01/2016 20:15:30 »
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


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« Reply #4428 on: 11/01/2016 20:22:37 »
January, 2016 is:
Learn to Ski and Snowboard Month
http://www.skiandsnowboardmonth.org

which perfectly augments the mountains of information we have gleaned from only snow-snow sources.


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« Reply #4429 on: 11/01/2016 20:51:10 »
For Donnah, maybe her cat Odyn will like this. But it'snow problem if they don't:


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« Reply #4430 on: 12/01/2016 05:32:56 »
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?

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« Reply #4431 on: 12/01/2016 11:57:28 »
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


Was it not in this very state that the indigenous Indian population took umbrage with the railroad wanting to plough through their hunting lands and led to court action in which they tried to souix the NPR.
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« Reply #4432 on: 12/01/2016 12:04:38 »
For Donnah, maybe her cat Odyn will like this. But it'snow problem if they don't:



I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.
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« Reply #4433 on: 12/01/2016 12:12:29 »
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?

Ah! I get the picture...

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« Reply #4434 on: 12/01/2016 18:48:53 »
Oh! lymping behind USA are we?

Ah! I get the picture...





After this TV show, she was waiting for her photos to be developed, so she sang 'Some day my prints will come'


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« Reply #4435 on: 12/01/2016 19:09:07 »
The State of Mountana has had Rainier weather this January.


Was it not in this very state that the indigenous Indian population took umbrage with the railroad wanting to plough through their hunting lands and led to court action in which they tried to souix the NPR.


No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


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« Reply #4436 on: 13/01/2016 00:44:23 »

No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


But can you be sure she was genuinely your ancestor and not just a pseudo ancestor? Of course chey Anne is a different matter altogether.
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« Reply #4437 on: 13/01/2016 00:47:00 »



After this TV show, she was waiting for her photos to be developed, so she sang 'Some day my prints will come'




That's what I like about you, Demo, your never negative about anything.
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« Reply #4438 on: 13/01/2016 01:58:21 »

That's what I like about you, Demo, your never negative about anything.


Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.

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« Reply #4439 on: 13/01/2016 10:49:01 »

......... others are quite positive.


Well, that's a plus.
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« Reply #4440 on: 13/01/2016 10:54:37 »

Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.


Which reminds me Ann ode me a fiver and Cath ode me £15.
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« Reply #4441 on: 14/01/2016 14:45:04 »

Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive.


Which reminds me Ann ode me a fiver and Cath ode me £15.

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?
http://www.hikespeak.com/trails/twin-peaks-mount-waterman/


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« Reply #4442 on: 14/01/2016 15:08:26 »

No PRoblem, but I personally believe that my ancestor Sue Demografx, wasn't involved in any way.


But can you be sure she was genuinely your ancestor and not just a pseudo ancestor?

No, I'm sure.

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE



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« Reply #4443 on: 14/01/2016 15:26:58 »
Today, January 14, 2016 is:
Dress Up Your Pet Day




Doggone it, I hope you're paying attention.


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« Reply #4444 on: 14/01/2016 15:34:37 »

I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.


You were right. He looks adrift.





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« Reply #4445 on: 14/01/2016 18:43:25 »

You were right. He looks adrift.



Woman as pirate adrift in a sea of snow

Credit: Lori Andrews
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« Reply #4446 on: 15/01/2016 01:44:06 »

chey Anne is a different matter altogether.


Don_1, Why do you mingle with people like Anne?

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« Reply #4447 on: 15/01/2016 15:03:12 »

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?


Yes, both of them.

You could say they are two-a-breast
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« Reply #4448 on: 15/01/2016 15:07:48 »

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE


I've heard of the 'Three Bears'. Any relation?
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« Reply #4449 on: 15/01/2016 15:12:34 »

I wouldn't mind betting that Odyn rather than playing out in the snow is flaked out on a cosy warm cushion.


You were right. He looks adrift.




Despite living on an arable farm, come sun or snow, plough, he wont once he's made himself comfortable.
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