Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4450 on: 15/01/2016 15:28:22 »

Woman as pirate adrift in a sea of snow


Credit: Lori Kenworth.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4451 on: 15/01/2016 15:34:20 »

chey Anne is a different matter altogether.


Don_1, Why do you mingle with people like Anne?

Wy? Oh mingling is a pastime of mine.

When I want to cal I phone ya.
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« Reply #4452 on: 15/01/2016 15:42:09 »
I've just realised Da kot ah bought is too short. The wife said it was while we were in the shop, but I just didn't listen to her and didn't bother to look in the mirror. If I had hark an' sas, I wouldn't have bought it.
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« Reply #4453 on: 15/01/2016 15:46:59 »
Oh hi! o, the state of those puns. I wouldn't blame you if U tar & feather me.
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« Reply #4454 on: 15/01/2016 15:58:13 »
I received an email telling me I had won that huge US $1.8 lottery, but the connect I cut as soon as I realised it was a wise con sent to fleece me.
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« Reply #4455 on: 15/01/2016 16:02:01 »
Oi! Flori, dah kettle's boiling.
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« Reply #4456 on: 15/01/2016 16:08:12 »
It was always said, somewhat discourteously, that The Bee Gees had a mass a chu setts.
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« Reply #4457 on: 15/01/2016 16:13:28 »
Oh yes! I'lliois you all with these puns. But don't be a Missouri guts. Enjoy them or ignore them.
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« Reply #4458 on: 15/01/2016 16:49:23 »

Ann & Cath: Twin Peaks?


Yes, both of them.

You could say they are two-a-breast

Don_1 says it breast:
Phew, gee...


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« Reply #4459 on: 16/01/2016 01:44:22 »

You could say they are two-a-breast





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4460 on: 16/01/2016 02:32:40 »
I received an email telling me I had won that huge US $1.8 [billion] lottery...

Like a fool, I participated:  [no pun]


My actual [losing] ticket



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« Reply #4461 on: 16/01/2016 02:35:57 »

George is a man from Atlanta.

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« Reply #4462 on: 16/01/2016 02:37:48 »

Oh yes! I'lliois you all with these puns. But don't be a Missouri guts. Enjoy them or ignore them.

O k it's late at homea.

My Contrived Pun Award is good till February 1st!

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« Reply #4463 on: 16/01/2016 03:02:17 »

You can verify this, Don_1,  by calling my personal injury lawyer, Ms Barbara Forbear at 1-800-LETS SUE


I've heard of the 'Three Bears'. Any relation?

I can't bear to go through with this one more time.


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« Reply #4464 on: 16/01/2016 04:20:27 »
I've just realised Da kot ah bought is too short...

Oh, c'mon! Da kot ah sold you suits you just fine.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4465 on: 28/02/2016 04:30:14 »
I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4466 on: 01/03/2016 04:16:51 »
I know, Boise will be Boise.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4467 on: 10/03/2016 12:03:36 »
I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.

U tahling me?

Righty ho!

Lefty rake (out in the garden).
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4468 on: 10/03/2016 12:25:14 »


Oh dear!!!

You'd have thought he does enough blowing his own TRUMPET.

Are they called the TRUMPETTES?
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« Reply #4469 on: 13/03/2016 02:02:39 »
Are they called the TRUMPETTES?

Why not? Ray Charles' backup singers were called The RAELETTES!






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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4470 on: 13/03/2016 06:00:21 »
I da ho...nope, not going to elaborate.

U tahling me?

Righty ho!

Lefty rake (out in the garden).


Nevah da rake should be left out in da garden!



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4471 on: 25/03/2016 21:27:41 »
NOW you tell me!
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4472 on: 28/03/2016 20:10:58 »

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4473 on: 28/03/2016 21:10:02 »
That's an APPropriate cartoon for the next few generations.
"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4474 on: 28/03/2016 22:03:02 »
I disagree. I think it would only APPly to just the next generation.

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« Reply #4475 on: 04/04/2016 01:04:12 »


That's an APPropriate cartoon for the next few generations.

I hope you're not disAPPointed.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4476 on: 27/06/2016 22:16:58 »
No, I dig it.
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4477 on: 18/07/2016 02:49:18 »
JimBob, your digging makes me sooooooooo  hAPPy !

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« Reply #4478 on: 18/07/2016 04:14:13 »
Then you are app to close the app?
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #4479 on: 18/08/2016 04:28:24 »

Then you are app to close the app?
No, JimBob, I'm too appreciative to do that.

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« Reply #4480 on: 26/08/2016 03:15:21 »
Now, I am wondering what has been done to this display on my computer.

on: 18/08/2016 04:28:24 to a post by demo

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WHY  HAVE THE TOPIC POSTS BEEN JUMBLED WHEN THIS SUBJECT IS OPENED - WHY? WHERE DO I GO WHEN I OPEN TOPIC????? Top of page or bottom?


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4481 on: 26/08/2016 18:45:15 »
Stumped! :(

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« Reply #4482 on: 30/08/2016 03:25:26 »
Stumped! :(

Are you 1) missing part of one of one of your limbs?

           2.) sitting on the part of a tree left in the ground?

           3.) a very short midget?

WELL ????????????????????????????????????
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #4483 on: 05/09/2016 02:24:52 »
Not only was I 'stumped,' JimBob,  but I was barking up the wrong tree!

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« Reply #4484 on: 05/09/2016 02:49:45 »

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« Reply #4485 on: 05/09/2016 06:04:43 »
Keep at it, my man.  You will root out the right (or left) of it!
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #4486 on: 05/09/2016 22:35:00 »
Thanks for rooting for me.

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« Reply #4487 on: 05/09/2016 22:45:21 »
Treeemendous work you've done here at TNS, JimBob.