Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #450 on: 13/08/2010 21:11:13 »
Somehow I think we have gotten our knickers in a knot, gone off the straight and narrow, been punning and oblivious, and have taken the teapot and have thrown it out with the bath water.

Seriously, I think we are punning it on a bit thick, making a mountain out of a teabag, and are bagging each other silly, all over two leaves and a bud originally from Darjeeling, and now, as it is said by some, being pretentious over a mere colour and assorted dissolved solutions of dried and mixed plant leaves that have steeped in hot water.

Tea is a sacred ritual, and the only tea to drink is the one that you prefer, not any other. As the one closest to sea level, at a mere 5m ASL at work ,and at 80m ASL at home, I can guarantee you all that the water is more important than anything else, and living in a city with good quality water is very important, as this influences the taste of the brew considerably.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #451 on: 13/08/2010 22:27:53 »


...solutions of dried and mixed plant leaves that have steeped...


SeanB, this means that the whole thread is in hot water???

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« Reply #452 on: 13/08/2010 22:36:44 »

I can guarantee you all that the water is more important than anything else, and living in a city with good quality water is very important, as this influences the taste of the brew considerably.


Interesting, Sean. On a serious note <no giggles> it took me _decades_ to find out why my old NYC pizza was so superior to the crappy L.A. pizza.

Yup, it's the water.

Some pizza merchants out here go to significant expense to import the water from NYC, or to filter and re-filter it many times over in order to achieve the same level of quality.

Now THIS is Science!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #453 on: 14/08/2010 20:27:42 »

Demo has too much time on his hands! Doesn't he have a job or a hobby?  What about getting him a pet fish? Can he be trusted with the care of a dog? Bloody hell, what is wrong with this agitator?????? 

It is time for us to seek a home for this elderly, misanthropic troublemaker.


And your point is?

(Harrumph. That'll show him!)


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #454 on: 15/08/2010 03:17:14 »
Spot-on, sharp, barbed, intrinsically correct.

Pun on, my good fellows, the chase is on for suitable punning material.

Lets begin with the phrase "The clothes are on the Rack"
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #455 on: 15/08/2010 07:27:23 »

Especially at the Austin PD.

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« Reply #456 on: 15/08/2010 07:39:15 »

Pun on, my good fellows


A slap in the face to The Lovely Ladies! Apology!

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« Reply #457 on: 15/08/2010 16:56:27 »
fellow - A member of a literary or scientific society; as, a Fellow of the Royal Society.

This is the TNS punning fellowship. Women are not excluded; far from it.

They are the ones with the racks!   
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« Reply #458 on: 15/08/2010 19:38:40 »
Fellowship - a gathering of like minded Hobbits, or a group with common aims, hopefully not destined to immolation as the counterpoint to a sad tale of want, determination and really big hairy feet, destined to eat raw fish, and not sushi to be worried about anything  other than a mythical ring said to bind all together.

Somehow I am all tolkiened out, and feel a little like Gollum after loosing the ring.

I hope to avoid the rack though, I feel I have been stretched out enough for the day.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #459 on: 15/08/2010 21:33:08 »
Primary definitions for "fellow":

From The Oxford Dictionary:
fellow (fel·low)

Pronunciation:/ˈfelō/noun

1 informal a man or boy:
he was an extremely obliging fellow

  a boyfriend or lover:
has she got a fellow?


From Princeton University WordNet:

chap: a boy or man; "that chap is your host"; "there's a fellow at the door"; "he's a likable cuss"; "he's a good bloke"

an informal form of address for a man; "Say, fellow, what are you doing?"; "Hey buster, what's up?"

boyfriend: a man who is the lover of a girl or young woman; "if I'd known he was her boyfriend I wouldn't have asked"


From American Heritage Dictionary
fel·low   /ˈfɛloʊ/  Show Spelled[fel-oh]  Show IPA
–noun

1. a man or boy: a fine old fellow; a nice little fellow.

2. Informal . beau; suitor: Mary had her fellow over to meet her folks.


From American Heritage Dictionary Idioms & Phrases

fellow 

see regular guy (fellow); strange bedfellows


From The Free Dictionary:

fel·low (fl)
n.
1.
  a. A man or boy.
 
  b. Informal A boyfriend.


From Roget's Thesaurus: 

Noun 1. fellow - a boy or man; "that chap is your host"; "there's a fellow at the door"; "he's a likable cuss"; "he's a good bloke"
bloke, chap, fella, lad, blighter, feller, gent, cuss
male person, male - a person who belongs to the sex that cannot have babies
dog - informal term for a man; "you lucky dog"


Quick! Apologies now to The Wonderful Ladies of Punning - before it's too late and the punishment goes up a notch!! Take advantage now, gents! (er, I mean fellows)

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #460 on: 15/08/2010 21:36:30 »
Fella- from the word fellatio   [:P] [;D]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #461 on: 15/08/2010 21:42:10 »

Fella- from the word fellatio   [:P] [;D]


To My Wonderful Variola Lady/Woman/Female/NonFellow: You took the words right out of my, er, mouth...and you beat me to it!
« Last Edit: 15/08/2010 21:48:07 by demografx »

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« Reply #462 on: 15/08/2010 21:44:36 »

I would call this absolutely treacherous, unforgivable word-distortion.........WaterFellowgate!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #463 on: 15/08/2010 22:14:08 »

Fella- from the word fellatio   [:P] [;D]


To My Wonderful Variola Lady/Woman/Female/NonFellow: You took the words right out of my, er, mouth...and you beat me to it!

[:I] [:I] [:I] awww. You are so much nicer to me than that Jimbob...
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #464 on: 16/08/2010 00:57:32 »

<bowing graciously>

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #465 on: 16/08/2010 16:01:32 »


Lets begin with the phrase "The clothes are on the Rack"



A punny place to hang your clothes




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« Reply #466 on: 16/08/2010 16:04:57 »

                   

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #467 on: 16/08/2010 16:08:57 »
All freezers are male! Do you know how I know?

"Freezer jolly good fellow, freezer jolly good fellow"

Punning thread fixed and back on track!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #468 on: 16/08/2010 16:15:36 »

LOL, Make it Lady. A hearty welcome rack back!
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« Reply #469 on: 16/08/2010 16:21:06 »


All freezers are male! Do you know how I know?

"Freezer jolly good fellow, freezer jolly good fellow"

Punning thread fixed and back on track!


         

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« Reply #470 on: 16/08/2010 16:27:20 »

...Fellowship.....

...I hope to avoid the rack though, I feel I have been stretched out enough for the day.


       

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« Reply #471 on: 16/08/2010 16:30:39 »

And lest we forget.........

         

(They didn't have SpellCheck back then)
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #472 on: 16/08/2010 16:56:21 »

...Fellowship.....

...I hope to avoid the rack though, I feel I have been stretched out enough for the day.


       

I'd attach the ropes somewhere else as I like to stretch a point!
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #473 on: 16/08/2010 20:12:19 »

But too much stretching and it becomes pointless!

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« Reply #474 on: 16/08/2010 20:30:13 »


Punning thread fixed and back on track rack!


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« Reply #475 on: 17/08/2010 04:27:27 »


Punning thread fixed and back on track rack!


It took a LONG time to get back to the POINT.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #476 on: 17/08/2010 06:22:38 »

But a pinions are like arse holes - everyone has one.


And everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.


Some people have several.


Geezer was right!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i80717

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« Reply #477 on: 17/08/2010 23:18:42 »
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Quote from: JimBob on 09/06/2010 01:00:15

But a pinions are like arse holes - everyone has one.

Quote from: demografx on 09/06/2010 01:09:09

And everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

Quote from: Geezer on 09/06/2010 01:13:30

Some people have several.


Geezer was right!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i80717 


And some people marry theirs too thinking it might change....  [;)]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #478 on: 17/08/2010 23:51:40 »
And everyone knows that a psychiatrist cannot change a light bulb unless the light bulb REALLY wants to change.

That is why Geezer is so dull.

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« Reply #479 on: 18/08/2010 03:03:12 »

1st Kid:
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

2nd Kid:
I dunno, how many?

1st Kid:
I'm going to ride my bicycle now.

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« Reply #480 on: 18/08/2010 04:49:13 »
It sounds as if 'add' is less.

That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.
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« Reply #481 on: 18/08/2010 08:10:54 »
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That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.
   

FFS! Stop ogling rocks all day and get out more....!


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

10- 1 to change it and 9 to write a paper entitled "Coping with darkness"  [;D]
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« Reply #482 on: 18/08/2010 20:46:34 »

Haha!! Variola strikes again!! [;D] [;D] [;D]

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« Reply #483 on: 18/08/2010 20:52:50 »

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That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.


FFS! Stop ogling rocks all day and get out more....!


Like this, Var?

         

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« Reply #484 on: 18/08/2010 20:55:42 »

10 [psychiatrists]- 1 to change it [the lightbulb] and 9 to write a paper entitled "Coping with darkness"  [;D]


Yep. And here it is!
http://www.mysticaljudaism.org/Coping_With_Darkness.pdf

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« Reply #485 on: 18/08/2010 22:47:19 »
It sounds as if 'add' is less.

That is mathematically impossible except in theoretical numbers.

I am trying to get the thread back to PUNS!!! The above WAS a pun of the previous message.

So what does it take to refocus on puns?
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« Reply #486 on: 18/08/2010 22:50:23 »
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So what does it take to refocus on puns?
 

Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  [;)]
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« Reply #487 on: 18/08/2010 23:06:25 »
JimBob is right!!! We've lost our way!!! Let's all refocus on
 




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« Reply #488 on: 18/08/2010 23:08:37 »

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So what does it take to refocus on puns?


Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  [;)]


 [:o] [:o] [:o]

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« Reply #489 on: 18/08/2010 23:18:30 »

If we're still talking about a rack, is it true that it contains weapons of mass destruction??



             
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« Reply #490 on: 18/08/2010 23:33:04 »
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So what does it take to refocus on puns?
 

Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  [;)]

Isn't that a bit like what the Irish girl said to her sisters when the photographer kept asking them to get closer to the camera? OK - I remember now. What she said was,

"He's trying to focus."


There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force æther.

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« Reply #491 on: 18/08/2010 23:33:30 »
My rack is




( I actually have a T-shirt very similar to that)  [:)]
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« Reply #492 on: 19/08/2010 00:49:04 »
Variola, don't forget, this is a sharing thread.  And that comes in handy. [:)]
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« Reply #493 on: 19/08/2010 00:51:54 »
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So what does it take to refocus on puns?
 

Twiddling the knob usually sets the focus ok for me...  [;)]

Isn't that a bit like what the Irish girl said to her sisters when the photographer kept asking them to get closer to the camera? OK - I remember now. What she said was,

"He's trying to focus."




Brilliant, Geezer! You just came up with a motto for the Fellows Of This Thread, "Focus Or Leave Us!"

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« Reply #494 on: 19/08/2010 00:54:12 »

Of course, let's not forget JimBob for firstly getting us back on rack with focus!

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« Reply #495 on: 19/08/2010 02:59:24 »
Not to mention getting Pox in hand!!
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« Reply #496 on: 19/08/2010 04:46:18 »

Pox-in-hand? Is that curable? Contagious?

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« Reply #497 on: 19/08/2010 08:11:20 »
A pox in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.


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« Reply #498 on: 19/08/2010 17:42:56 »

 [:o] [:o] [:o]

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« Reply #499 on: 19/08/2010 17:45:29 »

But Var, then you gave up the bird!