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Quote from: demografx on 08/06/2010 20:53:54 She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.Surely that's a matter of a pinion?
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
charles de gaulle etoile at night, the parisians saw the dark de triumph
With those types of remarks in the last post, would someone please like to recommend a PUNishment for Greezer?
Quote from: JimBob on 11/06/2010 17:17:29With those types of remarks in the last post, would someone please like to recommend a PUNishment for Greezer?I looked through the Punning Thread Criminal Code and found no punalty where the punishment fits the crime. Lawnmowers and Batman rides are not punishable by Code. Thus decreed.
One day Queen Elizabeth the First got so sick and tired of all the puns in Shakespeare's plays that she summoned him to her court. "Master Shakespeare," she angrily said, "one more pun out of you, I'll have you hanged!" He replied, "Your Majesty, does this mean you'll make me your poet lariat?"
I hope there would be no punitive damages.
Contacts are easy to lose, so keep your eyes on them
Drop the pretense.
Hey, I like stirrup on pancakes and waffles!