Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #600 on: 27/09/2010 16:49:10 »



Hey! I just watched that new movie Abattoir. It's in 3-D too!


Geezer, what I meant was that I was stumped by your punning meaning directly above - ("Abattoir and 3-D").




A clue http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/  [;D]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #601 on: 27/09/2010 17:54:59 »
That was a clue?

You need to be a detective to work out that clue so
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« Reply #602 on: 27/09/2010 18:09:24 »

Haha!!  [;D]

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« Reply #603 on: 27/09/2010 19:06:57 »
That was a clue?

You need to be a detective to work out that clue so

Zat is vi a am at La SűretÚ, Monsieur.
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« Reply #604 on: 28/09/2010 02:43:21 »


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« Reply #605 on: 28/09/2010 04:33:33 »




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Oh! Don't go looking for the pun. I don't think there is one.
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« Reply #606 on: 28/09/2010 20:16:40 »

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Oh! Don't go looking for the pun. I don't think there is one.


Ahem, Inspector Clouseau, I am certain that we will find one. We only need to do some careful detective work!!

« Last Edit: 29/09/2010 18:03:10 by demografx »

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #607 on: 28/09/2010 21:53:28 »


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Yep, I found a pun for this:-

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How does that grab you?
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« Reply #608 on: 28/09/2010 23:18:46 »


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« Reply #609 on: 28/09/2010 23:42:20 »





In my college years I thought about studying astronomy, but I knew I would just be taking up space.



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« Reply #610 on: 29/09/2010 00:39:30 »
Not to worry, I suppose you didn't plan et.
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« Reply #611 on: 29/09/2010 01:06:38 »

No, it was a completely different world to me.

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« Reply #612 on: 29/09/2010 05:40:09 »




The Swami goes up to the hot dog vendor and says:
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"Make me one with everything".

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« Reply #613 on: 29/09/2010 12:13:40 »
Quote from: Thomas Edison

I have seen the light.
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« Reply #614 on: 29/09/2010 17:47:24 »
Quote from: Thomas Edison

I have seen the light.


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
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« Reply #615 on: 29/09/2010 17:54:30 »



The Swami goes up to the hot dog vendor and says:

"Make me one with everything".


So the Swami gives the vendor a $20 bill, and after a while says, "Where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor pauses to think, then says, "Change comes from within"...as the Swami wistfully walks away.

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« Reply #616 on: 29/09/2010 18:05:12 »
Swami how I love ya, how I love ya
My dear old Swami
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« Reply #617 on: 29/09/2010 19:22:41 »

Al, you're baaaaack!! You and I both said, "California Here I Come!"


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« Reply #618 on: 29/09/2010 19:26:35 »
she is at home sucking a minstrel (UK. Chocolate sweets)
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #619 on: 29/09/2010 19:48:33 »


Mammy? Indeed, how sweet it is!

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« Reply #620 on: 30/09/2010 06:25:19 »


Scientists allow us to see the sun in a different light.

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« Reply #621 on: 30/09/2010 16:56:18 »
That last pun doesn't regard the sun as a burning issue so should be receive with a black hole of mirth.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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« Reply #622 on: 30/09/2010 22:19:43 »


Make it Lady, I'm still waiting for you to finish my paint job. All talk. [;D]

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« Reply #623 on: 30/09/2010 22:21:34 »



Did you know that Geezer once got fired from his job as a software engineer? He just couldn't get with the program.




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #624 on: 30/09/2010 23:33:47 »


Make it Lady, I'm still waiting for you to finish my paint job. All talk. [;D]

I thought she was polishing (door)knobs for you.


The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #625 on: 01/10/2010 00:35:37 »

Make it Lady, I'm still waiting for you to finish my paint job. All talk. [;D]


I thought she was polishing (door)knobs for you.


Dang, JimBob, thank you for keeping me up-to-date!! What would we do without your terrific geological approach here???


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« Reply #626 on: 01/10/2010 00:38:01 »


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« Reply #627 on: 01/10/2010 02:56:44 »


An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.

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« Reply #628 on: 01/10/2010 15:40:06 »
It must have been very startling for him.
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« Reply #629 on: 01/10/2010 16:11:29 »

OK, Don, ready for a real groaner?
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« Reply #630 on: 01/10/2010 17:23:06 »
A,B,C,D goldfish?
M,N,O goldfish
S,D,R goldfish
R,D,L goldfish
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« Reply #631 on: 01/10/2010 17:47:36 »
F U N E M N X?

S, V F M N X.
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« Reply #632 on: 01/10/2010 17:54:12 »
...but we have no bananas today.
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« Reply #633 on: 01/10/2010 20:12:28 »



...I'm so lost....sigh.....

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« Reply #634 on: 01/10/2010 23:07:05 »
It's like text speak but came before texts were invented. apparently love letters in the 19th century used this type of notation. demo just read the letters really quickly and they sound like words.
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« Reply #635 on: 02/10/2010 06:03:59 »
It's like text speak but came before texts were invented. apparently love letters in the 19th century used this type of notation. demo just read the letters really quickly and they sound like words.

Whale oil be damned!
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« Reply #636 on: 02/10/2010 06:13:51 »
we have no bananas today.

V F N O bananas today
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« Reply #637 on: 02/10/2010 12:21:52 »
UB40

I wish I was, but I B alot older than that.
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« Reply #638 on: 03/10/2010 20:50:20 »


I M SX E

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« Reply #639 on: 03/10/2010 20:54:21 »

It's like text speak but came before texts were invented. apparently love letters in the 19th century used this type of notation. demo just read the letters really quickly and they sound like words.


Thanks much!

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« Reply #640 on: 04/10/2010 11:18:41 »
Well oil be damned!

Isn't that what Tony Hayward said?
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« Reply #642 on: 04/10/2010 22:02:39 »

Oil executives are always using crude language.

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« Reply #643 on: 05/10/2010 02:29:08 »
le Bastille is amazing of is that just a phalisy
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« Reply #644 on: 06/10/2010 14:40:42 »

One phalisy here is Make it Lady's blow torch. Hard to fathom.

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« Reply #645 on: 06/10/2010 18:43:06 »



Halloween is coming soon...

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« Reply #646 on: 06/10/2010 18:47:19 »

One phalisy here is Make it Lady's blow torch. Hard to fathom.
oi flower stop casting nasturtiums on my character.
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« Reply #647 on: 06/10/2010 19:53:03 »

Make it Lady, I apologize for the flower derangement. So let's kiss and make up: tulips are better than one.


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« Reply #648 on: 07/10/2010 05:57:59 »
I knew it was just be a matter of time until we bring again two lips from hamster jam.
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« Reply #649 on: 07/10/2010 06:56:48 »

                             


Funny then. Funny now.