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I have decided to confffesss (excuse the stuttttter) to my age.View my profile, if you are really that hard up for something to do.
Quote from: Don_1 on 22/07/2012 01:26:02I thought this was a brilliant idea, so asked 'er indoors to assist me in a lobotomy.Alas, she did not quite understand what a lobotomy means and proceeded to chop my bum off.Shitting will never be the same again.Problem shifting? Just get an automatic like I did!
I thought this was a brilliant idea, so asked 'er indoors to assist me in a lobotomy.Alas, she did not quite understand what a lobotomy means and proceeded to chop my bum off.Shitting will never be the same again.
Demo, have you considered that we may be like two old farts in a pair of incontinence pants?!
By jove, I'm getting my chelonians out all over the place here recently.Who will be first to say 'put a shell sock in it.'
'Tis with great thanks that I reply to you, oh wonderous one.Armed with this information, I'm sure I will be able to finger any terrorwrist now. I'm sure hel bow to my soupearior nolij and not try to palm me off with any humerous stories.I shall metataskforce and raid 'is 'ouse. I'm sure I can now shoulder this burden with a little trainning from the Special Boat Service men in Scapula Flow.
I'm not sure any gods can protect anyone from the inmates of this looney bin.
...resolve stronger than iron! Man was not born to crawl like the spider! Man was made to wonder! Woman too.