Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

demografx · « **Reply #3180 on:** 17/07/2013 02:14:49 »

I hope this doesn't come to a screeching halt!

Donnah · « **Reply #3181 on:** 18/07/2013 01:44:01 »

We seem to be at a crossroad. Time for a brake.

demografx · « **Reply #3182 on:** 19/07/2013 01:40:57 »

You're right. You're no squealer, so it's not right to just go race ahead.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3183 on:** 23/07/2013 15:33:09 »

I see this tyre pun has become inflated. I shall need to beware of re-treading your steps, because that wheely wont do.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3184 on:** 23/07/2013 15:36:44 »

Would someone be so good as to tell me which is the hub pun? I'll need to know if I am to get a grip of the situation

demografx · « **Reply #3185 on:** 25/07/2013 13:10:16 »

Damned if I know, Don_1. See how lost and disorganized and fragmented and scattered and frightened and isolated we are without you? [

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demografx · « **Reply #3186 on:** 25/07/2013 13:16:23 »

Don_1 · « **Reply #3187 on:** 27/07/2013 18:30:59 »

Quote from: demografx on 25/07/2013 13:10:16

Damned if I know, Don_1. See how lost and disorganized and fragmented and scattered and frightened and isolated we are without you? []

Oh come come now, you flatter me.

Or should that read, 'you fatter me'? Not that I'm a pig, or anything like that

Don_1 · « **Reply #3188 on:** 27/07/2013 18:36:27 »

Is a phlebotomist a proctologist who is obsessed by infestations of Pulex irritans?

Don_1 · « **Reply #3189 on:** 27/07/2013 18:42:20 »

My uncle suffers from Hay Fever rather badly because he was always too late taking his pills. I told my aunty his timing is just no good at all.

demografx · « **Reply #3190 on:** 28/07/2013 19:05:48 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 27/07/2013 18:42:20

My uncle suffers from Hay Fever rather badly because he was always too late taking his pills. I told my aunty his timing is just no good at all.

Yes, very true. Allergy sufferers are itching to get through the hay fever season.

bizerl · « **Reply #3191 on:** 29/07/2013 04:22:54 »

My GP told my wife and I about a new hayfever trial. I told him "Sign us up!"

demografx · « **Reply #3192 on:** 29/07/2013 16:40:17 »

Sinus problems blow.

demografx · « **Reply #3193 on:** 29/07/2013 16:56:26 »

Don_1 · « **Reply #3194 on:** 30/07/2013 15:37:53 »

Quote from: demografx on 29/07/2013 16:56:26

I'm sure I nose that fella.

Don_1 · « **Reply #3195 on:** 30/07/2013 16:04:29 »

Taking lunch with an associate of mine in France a while ago, I said to him I had a need to point Percy at the porcelain, water the Pyjama Python, take a leak (whatever you want to call it), before the sweet was served. As he is fluent in French, I followed his instruction; beckoning the waiter, I asked him 'Where is the lavvy?' The waiter looked at me questioningly, as did my associate.

"Lavvy Monsieur?" The waiter enquired.

"Lavvy?" My associate echoed.

"Well, you told me to 'say lavvy'," I retorted.

My associate, dumbfounded, explained, "I commented, in the French colloquialism, 'Such is life', not 'say lavvy'."

Don_1 · « **Reply #3196 on:** 30/07/2013 16:10:53 »

Noses run in our family.

demografx · « **Reply #3197 on:** 31/07/2013 03:15:11 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 30/07/2013 16:10:53

Noses run in our family.

The charges of the otolaryngologist were exorbitant, I had to pay through the nose!

bizerl · « **Reply #3198 on:** 01/08/2013 04:45:33 »

I knew a man who was good at smelling, but he had nose sense.

demografx · « **Reply #3199 on:** 01/08/2013 21:29:05 »

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