[Donnah]

Pointless, but rivetting nonetheless. 

At least you're not board.

[demografx (OP)]

At this rate, he will be chairing soon!

[Donnah]

alancalverd for chairman of the (not) board!

[demografx (OP)]

I second the notion!

[demografx (OP)]

alancalverd for chairman of the (not) board!

I hope he's on board with the nomination!

[Donnah]

I hope he didn't ship out.

[SimpleEngineer]

I've got a sinking feeling about this.. lets hope he is playing with an even deck

[alancalverd]

No, just displaying MASTery of the subject.

[Donnah]

Glad you are on an even keel.

[demografx (OP)]

Sure he is.

See how well he navigates this thread!

[demografx (OP)]

I've got a sinking feeling about this...

Just sync your smartphone but don't ship out!

[alancalverd]

We seem to be sailing close to the wind with this tack and much as I'd luff to go about my business I'd feel thwarted if I did so with no clew as to which port of call we might enter next. So let me be stern and stem the tide of bilge by pointing out that I am three sheets to the wind, as befits a tar on a friday, so I'll just cut adrift before anyone jibes about my inability to hold course. Aweigh, Master Bates!

[demografx (OP)]

We seem to be sailing close to the wind with this tack and much as I'd luff to go about my business I'd feel thwarted if I did so with no clew as to which port of call we might enter next. So let me be stern and stem the tide of bilge by pointing out that I am three sheets to the wind, as befits a tar on a friday, so I'll just cut adrift before anyone jibes about my inability to hold course. Aweigh, Master Bates!

These women are proud and happy to present alancalverd with The 2013 Sailing Pun Award!

[demografx (OP)]

I think National Novel Writing Month is a novel idea.

[demografx (OP)]

I think National Novel Writing Month is a novel idea.

Old romance novelists never die, they just run out of steam.

[Don_1]

Cooee, 'tis I returned from the cold to annoy the pants off one and all.

Old romance novelists never die, they just run out of steam.

Julius & Mark Anthony..... They were old romans.

[Don_1]

No, just displaying MASTery of the subject.

I say, you there with the mast, is it for sale?

[Don_1]

I've got a sinking feeling about this...

Just sync your smartphone but don't ship out!

That's the trouble cell phone lines at sea, mine's cuttle the time.

[Don_1]

I think National Novel Writing Month is a novel idea.

Ah! The pie chart, some say it was Florence Nightingale who invented it, but come on now, play fair, it was William, Bill (US = check) to his friends and the waitress who served him with the pie.

BILL CHECK??? No that bit just don't work at all, do it?!?!

[Don_1]

We seem to be sailing close to the wind with this tack and much as I'd luff to go about my business I'd feel thwarted if I did so with no clew as to which port of call we might enter next. So let me be stern and stem the tide of bilge by pointing out that I am three sheets to the wind, as befits a tar on a friday, so I'll just cut adrift before anyone jibes about my inability to hold course. Aweigh, Master Bates!

These women are proud and happy to present alancalverd with The 2013 Sailing Pun Award!

Shouldn't that be "sailing punt award"?