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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3460 on: 05/12/2013 12:36:55 »
Will the President be making an appearance today?

Aye ham shure yoou vill be vlad to hchear zat zer pchreesident vill be hcheer to ansver yoour qveschuns schortlee. Hche iss jusst putin on hchiss tie.




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3461 on: 05/12/2013 12:41:04 »
Should we bow to this month then? I bet they'll be pleased in Windsor, well, at least half of them might be.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3462 on: 05/12/2013 12:45:41 »
Part two......

Is the President coming or not?

Pchleeese be payschunt, hche iss jusst dohing up hchiss boot laces.


End of part two.     to be continued.......
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3463 on: 05/12/2013 12:47:30 »
I entered a competition to see who could do up their neckwear fastest, but it was a tie.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3464 on: 05/12/2013 12:52:57 »
Part three.


Hchi am veery soorey ghentleemans, za Pchrezident vill noht be ayble to zee yoou tohday hafterhall.


I knew it, we've been stitched up like a kipper.


The End.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3465 on: 05/12/2013 13:05:07 »
The big problem with the world these days is nepotism and the 'old school tie' network.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3466 on: 05/12/2013 13:28:03 »
In 2011 in Germany, the tie wearer of the year received a stainless steel tie made by......

ThyssenKrupp.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3467 on: 05/12/2013 14:19:36 »
"How To Tie A Tie" Necktie

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3468 on: 05/12/2013 14:27:35 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 05/12/2013 12:47:30
I entered a competition to see who could do up their neckwear fastest, but it was a tie.

Don_1, a visiting dictator was really upset about your neckwear competition tie.

What a tie rant.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3469 on: 05/12/2013 15:03:34 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 05/12/2013 12:41:04

Hche iss jusst putin on hchiss tie.


Or iss hche jusst...



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3470 on: 06/12/2013 03:19:59 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 05/12/2013 12:45:41

Is the President coming or not?

Pchleeese be payschunt, hche iss jusst dohing up hchiss boot laces.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3471 on: 06/12/2013 05:09:30 »
Quote from: demografx on 05/12/2013 15:03:34
Quote from: Don_1 on 05/12/2013 12:41:04

Hche iss jusst putin on hchiss tie.


Or iss hche jusst...





Well, I can't top that.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3472 on: 06/12/2013 05:15:50 »
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3473 on: 07/12/2013 01:09:06 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 06/12/2013 05:15:50
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.

I had amnesia and couldn't remember how to walk up the stairs, so I had to go back and learn step by step.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3474 on: 07/12/2013 10:08:58 »
I'm surprised you remember that.

Did you ask your therapist "Am knees 'ere the best option when stair climbing?"
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« Reply #3475 on: 07/12/2013 10:11:11 »
I don't want to bring back painful memories, so I'll take care to tread carefully and try not to stare at you.
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« Reply #3476 on: 07/12/2013 10:15:31 »
I thought we needed a young lad 'ere to help Demo climb, so I rung the hospital.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3477 on: 07/12/2013 18:52:47 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 06/12/2013 05:15:50
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.
Quote from: demografx on 06/12/2013 05:15:50

I had amnesia and couldn't remember how to walk up the stairs, so I had to go back and learn step by step.
Quote from: Don_1 on 07/12/2013 10:08:58
I'm surprised you remember that.

Did you ask your therapist "Am knees 'ere the best option when stair climbing?"

I did.

My therapist's reply:

"Forget it!"



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« Reply #3478 on: 07/12/2013 19:00:14 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 07/12/2013 10:15:31
I thought we needed a young lad 'ere to help Demo climb, so I rung the hospital.

This reminds me of the time when I was up high on a ladder and I saw a beautiful girl below.

I fell for her.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3479 on: 07/12/2013 22:48:57 »
Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 19:00:14

I fell for her.


I hope you didn't damage your ardour!!!!
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