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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3480 on: 07/12/2013 22:50:20 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 07/12/2013 22:48:57
Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 19:00:14

I fell for her.


I hope you didn't damage your ardour!!!!

So very sorry, that's got nothing to do with punning, that's just plain & simple smut.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3481 on: 07/12/2013 22:55:58 »
That's perfectly all right.

My ardor is intact [;D]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3482 on: 07/12/2013 22:58:13 »
Ego: only slightly bruised [:)]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3483 on: 07/12/2013 23:36:13 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 07/12/2013 10:15:31
I thought we needed a young lad 'ere to help Demo climb, so I rung the hospital.

Hmmm. That has a familiar ring to it.

I'm not sure if I've heard that hospital chime before, but it rings a bell.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3484 on: 07/12/2013 23:54:16 »
Ring Ring!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3485 on: 08/12/2013 00:39:44 »
Good gracious! Its a jellyphone. Must be for the hard of hearing............
"Look, you'll have to speak up, I'm a triffle deaf."
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3486 on: 08/12/2013 00:42:05 »
Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 22:55:58
That's perfectly all right.

My ardor is intact [;D]

My ardour is in tact too, but it is a tad softer these days.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3487 on: 08/12/2013 05:38:10 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 08/12/2013 00:42:05
Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 22:55:58
That's perfectly all right.

My ardor is intact [;D]

My ardour is in tact too, but it is a tad softer these days.

I once got hit in the head with a can of soda.

I was lucky it was a soft drink.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3488 on: 08/12/2013 15:26:03 »
So da can be bad for your teeth.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3489 on: 08/12/2013 16:45:27 »
ENGLISH:ENGLISH TRANSLATION 101


Quote from: Don_1 on 08/12/2013 00:42:05
Quote from: demografx on 07/12/2013 22:55:58
That's perfectly all right.

My ardor [US] is intact

My ardour [UK] is in tact...

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3490 on: 08/12/2013 17:10:50 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 08/12/2013 15:26:03
So da can be bad for your teeth.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3491 on: 08/12/2013 23:08:37 »
I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.


« Last Edit: 08/12/2013 23:10:20 by demografx »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3492 on: 08/12/2013 23:25:25 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 06/12/2013 05:15:50
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.

Thanks Don, that pun gave me a real lift.

Did you know if you give a duck soda, they become forever pheasant?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3494 on: 09/12/2013 11:23:55 »
Quote from: bizerl on 08/12/2013 23:25:25

Did you know if you give a duck soda, they become forever pheasant?


Yes indeed, but they don't half grouse about it.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3495 on: 09/12/2013 11:36:51 »
Quote from: demografx on 08/12/2013 23:08:37
I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.




I hope you met all the chalanges this requires and when you were done you put it in the airing cupboard. You'd better have made a good job of it, Mrs Demo will not be pleased if there are steel creases in the clothes.

The last time I did some ironing, I was getting it all wrong and began to sweat profusely. The missus hurled expletives at me, saying "You're a tit an' u hum". She then gave a clip around the ear and my arse a nick.

This was blatant husband beating, so I called the coppers.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3496 on: 09/12/2013 11:53:54 »
Quote from: bizerl on 08/12/2013 23:25:25
Quote from: Don_1 on 06/12/2013 05:15:50
Ah! Good old Fred Astair, they don't make 'em like that any more, it seems to be escalat or be damned.

Thanks Don, that pun gave me a real lift.


I see it as my job to elevat or be damned.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3497 on: 09/12/2013 11:55:46 »
Quote from: demografx on 08/12/2013 23:08:37
I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.




Tip for the day.

If you feel depressed you need deep rest.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3499 on: 09/12/2013 20:34:42 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 09/12/2013 11:36:51
Quote from: demografx on 08/12/2013 23:08:37
I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing.

It was soda pressing.




I hope you met all the chalanges this requires and when you were done you put it in the airing cupboard. You'd better have made a good job of it, Mrs Demo will not be pleased if there are steel creases in the clothes.

The last time I did some ironing, I was getting it all wrong and began to sweat profusely. The missus hurled expletives at me, saying "You're a tit an' u hum". She then gave a clip around the ear and my arse a nick.

This was blatant husband beating, so I called the coppers.

Don_1 wins yet another Irony Ironing Award!! <applause cue to freebie audience!>

« Last Edit: 10/12/2013 23:49:35 by demografx »
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