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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3520 on: 31/12/2013 20:22:01 »
My friend, Diatrist, doesn't have a note to his name.  Po' Diatrist.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3521 on: 02/01/2014 01:46:40 »
Quote from: Donnah on 31/12/2013 20:22:01
My friend, Diatrist, doesn't have a note to his name.  Po' Diatrist.

Po'Diatrist = Convicted Saudi shop lifter who must eat from a gazunder.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3522 on: 02/01/2014 01:49:32 »
Quote from: demografx on 27/12/2013 22:07:39
Quote from: alancalverd on 23/12/2013 17:01:56
Does he play footnotes on a shoe horn? Or is that a load of old cobblers?

Quote from: Don_1 on 24/12/2013 08:18:55

He has always said, his favourite composer is Schubert.


But they say that Schumann is da mann.




Schu maker
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3523 on: 02/01/2014 01:53:08 »
Quote from Paris:
"Aye kill his heel".
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3524 on: 02/01/2014 01:54:57 »
Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3525 on: 02/01/2014 02:13:22 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 01:54:57

Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!


My new year's resolution - -  as a bankrupt gardener - - is  to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3526 on: 02/01/2014 13:29:09 »
Quote from: demografx on 02/01/2014 02:13:22
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 01:54:57

Happy new year to one & all.

Now, let's all have a new year punch up!


My new year's resolution - -  as a bankrupt gardener - - is  to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia.

"Hiya dranger"
"Hiya Cynthia"
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3527 on: 02/01/2014 13:32:33 »
My new year resolution is to make more glue, and I intend on sticking to it.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3528 on: 02/01/2014 21:46:09 »


« Last Edit: 24/01/2014 05:28:08 by demografx »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3529 on: 02/01/2014 21:48:59 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 13:32:33

My new year resolution is to make more glue, and I intend on sticking to it.


I didn't tell Mrs. Demo that I ate some of that tasty glue you made.

My lips are sealed.





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3530 on: 02/01/2014 22:05:14 »
January, 2014 is:
Get Organized Month

Breaking News - Angry Villagers Organize. Storm White House.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3531 on: 03/01/2014 03:14:36 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 13:29:09

"Hiya dranger"


Hydrangea quercifolia - - 'Harmony'

 
or


Golden Needle Hydrangea - Hydrangea aspera - - 'Golden Needle'

WHICH ONE?????
[;D]





 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3532 on: 15/01/2014 06:29:58 »
Did you hear the one about the Dendrite? It had an Axon to grind!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3533 on: 15/01/2014 16:12:19 »
Quote from: demografx on 03/01/2014 03:14:36
Quote from: Don_1 on 02/01/2014 13:29:09

"Hiya dranger"


Hydrangea quercifolia - - 'Harmony'

 
or


Golden Needle Hydrangea - Hydrangea aspera - - 'Golden Needle'

WHICH ONE?????
[;D]


As pera hydrageas go, these two are well suited.

Despite all the rain, walking through the woods, I noticed there's now drops around.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3534 on: 15/01/2014 16:24:27 »
Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?

I think I'm going inSeine.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3535 on: 15/01/2014 16:29:45 »
By the way, can anyone enlighten me? Why could I find no mention of Trafalgar & Nelson at the Musée national de la Marine???
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3536 on: 16/01/2014 05:20:38 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

I think I'm going inSeine.


Quote from: demografx on 10/06/2010 16:59:24

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you're in Seine.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3537 on: 16/01/2014 05:37:58 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 15/01/2014 06:29:58

Did you hear the one about the Dendrite? It had an Axon to grind!


Q. What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?

A. "Let's connect!"



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« Reply #3538 on: 16/01/2014 08:30:54 »
Good luck celling that line!
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