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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3540 on: 17/01/2014 04:22:38 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:12:19

Despite all the rain, walking through the woods, I noticed there's now drops around.


When I forecast snow in the middle of July, people think I am a bit of a flake.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3541 on: 18/01/2014 03:10:04 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:12:19

As pera hydrageas go, these two are well suited.


As per annoy-ya takes over, these two eventually will come to believe that they are *not* well suited, but are both convinced deep down that each hydragea is diabolically plotting against the other!


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3542 on: 18/01/2014 04:52:58 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3543 on: 18/01/2014 04:55:57 »
Quote from: Donnah on 16/01/2014 08:30:54

Good luck celling that line!


I was fired from my job selling amplifiers.

I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3544 on: 19/01/2014 19:55:01 »
Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.
Which truck creamed the other?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3545 on: 19/01/2014 21:19:43 »
Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

I heard it was a bomb, alas. Ka BOOM!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3546 on: 19/01/2014 21:21:11 »
Did it happen near puddington?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3547 on: 19/01/2014 22:58:54 »
Quote from: Donnah on 19/01/2014 19:55:01
Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.
Which truck creamed the other?



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3548 on: 19/01/2014 23:04:15 »
Quote from: bizerl on 19/01/2014 21:21:11
Did it happen near puddington?
Is that in the des(s)ert?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3549 on: 20/01/2014 13:53:13 »
Sweet thought(s), Donnah! [:)]

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3550 on: 21/01/2014 06:28:55 »
Quote from: bizerl on 19/01/2014 21:19:43
Quote from: demografx on 18/01/2014 04:52:58
Quote from: Don_1 on 15/01/2014 16:24:27

Working in Paris last week at the Musée national de la Marine, I am rué to report that my best pun effort was (looking toward the Eiffel Tower), If that was made of sponge & jelly would it be called the triffel tower?


A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

I heard it was a bomb, alas. Ka BOOM!

Quote from: bizerl on 19/01/2014 21:21:11
Did it happen near puddington?

This is some pretty bomb...tapioca.

That's one way of pudding it!


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3551 on: 21/01/2014 22:56:20 »
Yesterday my Venus Flytrap choked.... I had to give it the Hemlock maneuver!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3552 on: 22/01/2014 02:57:48 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 21/01/2014 22:56:20
Yesterday my Venus Flytrap choked.... I had to give it the Hemlock maneuver!



I'm moving!
Demo

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3553 on: 23/01/2014 03:12:25 »
 A rather shortlived species of gay dinosaur.... Tyrannosoreass Rex!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3554 on: 24/01/2014 01:37:54 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 23/01/2014 03:12:25

Tyrannosoreass Rex


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3555 on: 24/01/2014 01:50:55 »
Tree-Rex ...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dinosaur-discovered-in-norfolk-or-at-least-a-tree-755249
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« Reply #3556 on: 24/01/2014 05:00:16 »
Nice pic, RD!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3557 on: 24/01/2014 16:58:15 »
January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3558 on: 24/01/2014 17:00:56 »
Do creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3559 on: 28/01/2014 15:27:10 »
Quote from: demografx on 24/01/2014 17:00:56
Do creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming?


By thunder they do and lightening quick at that.
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