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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3560 on: 28/01/2014 15:27:52 »
Quote from: RD on 24/01/2014 01:50:55
Tree-Rex ...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dinosaur-discovered-in-norfolk-or-at-least-a-tree-755249

That's treemendous
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3561 on: 28/01/2014 15:37:23 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 23/01/2014 03:12:25
A rather shortlived species of gay dinosaur.... Tyrannosoreass Rex!


Terrance, the fella who was re-tiling our kitchen wall was good at his job, but rather short sighted. "Pterry,dactile is cracked." I told him.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3562 on: 28/01/2014 15:43:12 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3563 on: 28/01/2014 22:16:27 »
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Overheard in med school - 'I learned about the colon through the process of elimination.'

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3564 on: 29/01/2014 02:28:53 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/01/2014 15:27:10
Quote from: demografx on 24/01/2014 17:00:56
Do creative weather forecasters do a lot of brain storming?


By thunder they do and lightning quick at that.



Played at weather forecasting conferences?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3565 on: 29/01/2014 04:25:43 »
Quote from: demografx on 24/01/2014 16:58:15
January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month





Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3566 on: 29/01/2014 11:23:57 »
Quote from: demografx on 29/01/2014 04:25:43

Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?


Only if they are old tarts with makeup caked on their faces. The younger less crusty ones who no longer live for yeasterday tend to soak up modern technology like a sponge. Though it may cost them a good deal of dough, it usually proves to be the better option.

Yea, yea, yeah! wheatever you say. Have you been drinking? Are you a little tipsy?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3567 on: 29/01/2014 11:39:52 »
Q. What type of shoes do bakers wear?

A. Loafers.


Q. How do female bakers wear their hair?

A. In a bun.


Q. What do bakers do in their spare time?

A. Flour arranging.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3568 on: 30/01/2014 00:36:08 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 29/01/2014 11:39:52

Q. What type of shoes do bakers wear?

A. Loafers.




Quote from: Don_1 on 29/01/2014 11:39:52

Q. How do female bakers wear their hair?

A. In a bun.


If you have sticky buns you shouldn't put pants on.

Quote from: Don_1 on 29/01/2014 11:39:52

Q. What do bakers do in their spare time?

A. Flour arranging.


When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour!


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3569 on: 30/01/2014 00:47:03 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 29/01/2014 11:23:57
Quote from: demografx on 29/01/2014 04:25:43

Do all bakers use pie charts in their business plans and models?


Only if they are old tarts with makeup caked on their faces. The younger less crusty ones who no longer live for yeasterday tend to soak up modern technology like a sponge. Though it may cost them a good deal of dough, it usually proves to be the better option.

Yea, yea, yeah! wheatever you say. Have you been drinking? Are you a little tipsy?

For Don_1!

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3570 on: 02/02/2014 08:12:31 »
Quote from: demografx on 24/01/2014 16:58:15

January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3571 on: 03/02/2014 00:37:45 »
Quote from: demografx on 24/01/2014 16:58:15

January, 2014, is:
International Creativity Month




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3572 on: 03/02/2014 03:43:21 »
February, 2014 is:
Dog Training Education Month
http://www.dog-obedience-training-review.com/c/february-dog-training-education-month






I trained my dog to hunt for underground mushrooms but now he's more truffle than he's worth.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3573 on: 03/02/2014 12:35:20 »
Toilet humour?

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3575 on: 04/02/2014 00:27:47 »
Toilet humor? Well, a few years back, Johnny Carson (yes, I'm that old) had to sue to persuade a Porta-Potty outfit not to use Heeere's Johnny! as their business name. 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3576 on: 04/02/2014 00:39:48 »
I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3577 on: 04/02/2014 00:49:26 »
More creatively, I would opt for Obamas original campaign slogan as the ultimate, the YesWe-Can!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3578 on: 04/02/2014 01:00:54 »
Can you think of any others?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3579 on: 04/02/2014 05:21:14 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 00:27:47
Toilet humor? Well, a few years back, Johnny Carson (yes, I'm that old) had to sue to persuade a Porta-Potty outfit not to use Heeere's Johnny! as their business name. 

He should have sued like Chubby did ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967
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