Punning is hard(ly) work! Is groaning aloud here?

Aemilius · « **Reply #3580 on:** 04/02/2014 05:53:11 »

Hah! That's hilarious RD!

Aemilius · « **Reply #3581 on:** 04/02/2014 17:59:00 »

Quote from: RD on 04/02/2014 05:21:14

He should have sued like Chubby did ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967

Hey wait a minute! I looked at the link RD.... "Rock'n'roll singer Chubby Checker is suing HP over an app that used his name as a euphemism for penis size. The Chubby Checker app that appeared on websites for Palm OS devices claimed to guess the intimate measurement based on shoe size. Lawyers acting for the singer are seeking $500 million in compensation, saying the app has done irreparable damage to his reputation."

I don't understand, if the size of ones manhood corresponds to ones shoe size....

Wouldn't that have enhanced his reputation?

You have to admit, that mans got a lot of sole!.... I think if he wanted a job as the spokesperson for Viagra he'd be a real shoe in!

demografx · « **Reply #3582 on:** 04/02/2014 18:14:49 »

Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 00:39:48

I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!

No resistance.

As long as it's clean and uses wholly water (no impure elements).

Aemilius · « **Reply #3583 on:** 04/02/2014 22:01:55 »

Quote from: demografx on 04/02/2014 18:14:49

Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 00:39:48
I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!

No resistance.

As long as it's clean and uses wholly water (no impure elements).

I think you may be over anal-ylzing it.

Aemilius · « **Reply #3584 on:** 04/02/2014 22:05:56 »

We really need to look at the end result.

demografx · « **Reply #3585 on:** 04/02/2014 22:49:47 »

Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 22:01:55

Quote from: demografx on 04/02/2014 18:14:49
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 00:39:48
I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!

No resistance.

As long as it's clean and uses wholly water (no impure elements).

I think you may be over anal-ylzing it.

You're right: overanalysis can lead to paralysis.

demografx · « **Reply #3586 on:** 04/02/2014 22:52:59 »

Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 22:05:56

We really need to look at the end result.

To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid.

demografx · « **Reply #3587 on:** 04/02/2014 23:01:28 »

Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 17:59:00

Quote from: RD on 04/02/2014 05:21:14
He should have sued like Chubby did ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967

Hey wait a minute! I looked at the link RD.... "Rock'n'roll singer Chubby Checker is suing HP over an app that used his name as a euphemism for penis size. The Chubby Checker app that appeared on websites for Palm OS devices claimed to guess the intimate measurement based on shoe size. Lawyers acting for the singer are seeking $500 million in compensation, saying the app has done irreparable damage to his reputation."

I don't understand, if the size of ones manhood corresponds to ones shoe size....

Wouldn't that have enhanced his reputation?

You have to admit, that mans got a lot of sole!.... I think if he wanted a job as the spokesperson for Viagra he'd be a real shoe in!

Aemilius wins this Checkers Punning Award!

(Automatic Checkers Player -- battery not included!)

Aemilius · « **Reply #3588 on:** 05/02/2014 04:14:18 »

Surprising really in view of my checkered past.... I feel like such a heel!

demografx · « **Reply #3589 on:** 05/02/2014 20:59:19 »

Checkers was invented starting at square one.

demografx · « **Reply #3590 on:** 05/02/2014 21:55:36 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 28/01/2014 15:37:23

Quote from: Aemilius on 23/01/2014 03:12:25
A rather shortlived species of gay dinosaur.... Tyrannosoreass Rex!

Terrance, the fella who was re-tiling our kitchen wall was good at his job, but rather short sighted. "Pterry,dactile is cracked." I told him.

Terrance replied: "Look, Dino - er, I mean Don_1, sorry, but birds like us need to stick together...and not accuse each other of being a craock o' tile!"

demografx · « **Reply #3591 on:** 05/02/2014 22:15:40 »

Quote from: Aemilius on 05/02/2014 04:14:18

I feel like such a heel!

Don't!

You're always toegether with us in improving the legwork of this thread!

Aemilius · « **Reply #3592 on:** 05/02/2014 22:32:37 »

Hah! I sense a running theme developing here.... with 278428 views this thread already has quite a footprint!

demografx · « **Reply #3593 on:** 06/02/2014 02:11:10 »

Quote from: Aemilius on 05/02/2014 22:32:37

Hah! I sense a running theme developing here.... with 278428 views this thread already has quite a footprint!

I can't recall the last time I did any running, but I've been jogging my memory.

Memory Fail

demografx · « **Reply #3594 on:** 06/02/2014 04:21:56 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 03/02/2014 12:35:20

Toilet humour?

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Should we eliminate (pun intended) toilet humor?

Or do we need to have a birthday potty celebration?[

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RSVP

Aemilius · « **Reply #3595 on:** 06/02/2014 11:02:42 »

Quote from: demografx on 06/02/2014 04:21:56

Should we eliminate (pun intended) toilet humor?

Please, let's not go there, I just couldn't bear it! I'm against any dia-log here, freedom of speech is protected by an important document called....

....the Constipation of the United States of America

Aemilius · « **Reply #3596 on:** 06/02/2014 15:39:06 »

We even named a ship after it. I believe her Captain was a Rear Admiral....

....The USS Constipation

demografx · « **Reply #3597 on:** 06/02/2014 19:11:46 »

I'm for anything here as long as it doesn't makes us look like asses!

demografx · « **Reply #3598 on:** 07/02/2014 03:07:18 »

Did you hear about the fight at a local Laundromat?

A washing machine beat the crap out of a diaper.

Aemilius · « **Reply #3599 on:** 07/02/2014 06:08:46 »

Sounds like it was a good clean fight.

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