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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3580 on: 04/02/2014 05:53:11 »
Hah! That's hilarious RD!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3581 on: 04/02/2014 17:59:00 »
Quote from: RD on 04/02/2014 05:21:14
He should have sued like Chubby did ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967

Hey wait a minute! I looked at the link RD.... "Rock'n'roll singer Chubby Checker is suing HP over an app that used his name as a euphemism for penis size. The Chubby Checker app that appeared on websites for Palm OS devices claimed to guess the intimate measurement based on shoe size. Lawyers acting for the singer are seeking $500 million in compensation, saying the app has done irreparable damage to his reputation."

I don't understand, if the size of ones manhood corresponds to ones shoe size....

Wouldn't that have enhanced his reputation?

You have to admit, that mans got a lot of sole!.... I think if he wanted a job as the spokesperson for Viagra he'd be a real shoe in!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3582 on: 04/02/2014 18:14:49 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 00:39:48
I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!

No resistance.

As long as it's clean and  uses wholly water (no impure elements).

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3583 on: 04/02/2014 22:01:55 »
Quote from: demografx on 04/02/2014 18:14:49
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 00:39:48
I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!

No resistance.

As long as it's clean and  uses wholly water (no impure elements).

I think you may be over anal-ylzing it.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3584 on: 04/02/2014 22:05:56 »
We really need to look at the end result.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3585 on: 04/02/2014 22:49:47 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 22:01:55
Quote from: demografx on 04/02/2014 18:14:49
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 00:39:48
I'm thinking there may be considerable resistance from the Catholic community if anyone were to try and start a Porta-Potty business called Vati-Can!

No resistance.

As long as it's clean and  uses wholly water (no impure elements).

I think you may be over anal-ylzing it.

You're right: overanalysis can lead to paralysis.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3586 on: 04/02/2014 22:52:59 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 22:05:56
We really need to look at the end result.

To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3587 on: 04/02/2014 23:01:28 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 04/02/2014 17:59:00
Quote from: RD on 04/02/2014 05:21:14
He should have sued like Chubby did ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21471967

Hey wait a minute! I looked at the link RD.... "Rock'n'roll singer Chubby Checker is suing HP over an app that used his name as a euphemism for penis size. The Chubby Checker app that appeared on websites for Palm OS devices claimed to guess the intimate measurement based on shoe size. Lawyers acting for the singer are seeking $500 million in compensation, saying the app has done irreparable damage to his reputation."

I don't understand, if the size of ones manhood corresponds to ones shoe size....

Wouldn't that have enhanced his reputation?

You have to admit, that mans got a lot of sole!.... I think if he wanted a job as the spokesperson for Viagra he'd be a real shoe in!

Aemilius wins this Checkers Punning Award!

(Automatic Checkers Player -- battery not included!)





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3588 on: 05/02/2014 04:14:18 »
Surprising really in view of my checkered past.... I feel like such a heel!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3589 on: 05/02/2014 20:59:19 »

Checkers was invented starting at square one.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3590 on: 05/02/2014 21:55:36 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 28/01/2014 15:37:23
Quote from: Aemilius on 23/01/2014 03:12:25
A rather shortlived species of gay dinosaur.... Tyrannosoreass Rex!


Terrance, the fella who was re-tiling our kitchen wall was good at his job, but rather short sighted. "Pterry,dactile is cracked." I told him.

Terrance replied: "Look, Dino - er, I mean Don_1, sorry, but birds like us need to stick together...and not accuse each other of being a craock o' tile!"







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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3591 on: 05/02/2014 22:15:40 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 05/02/2014 04:14:18

I feel like such a heel!


Don't!

You're always toegether with us in improving the legwork of this thread!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3592 on: 05/02/2014 22:32:37 »
Hah! I sense a running theme developing here.... with 278428 views this thread already has quite a footprint!
« Last Edit: 05/02/2014 22:37:31 by Aemilius »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3593 on: 06/02/2014 02:11:10 »
Quote from: Aemilius on 05/02/2014 22:32:37
Hah! I sense a running theme developing here.... with 278428 views this thread already has quite a footprint!

I can't recall the last time I did any running, but I've been jogging my memory.

Memory Fail

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3594 on: 06/02/2014 04:21:56 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 03/02/2014 12:35:20
Toilet humour?

 [ Invalid Attachment ]

Should we eliminate (pun intended) toilet humor?

Or do we need to have a birthday potty celebration?[:)]

RSVP

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3595 on: 06/02/2014 11:02:42 »
Quote from: demografx on 06/02/2014 04:21:56
Should we eliminate (pun intended) toilet humor?

Please, let's not go there, I just couldn't bear it! I'm against any dia-log here, freedom of speech is protected by an important document called....
....the Constipation of the United States of America

 
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3596 on: 06/02/2014 15:39:06 »
We even named a ship after it. I believe her Captain was a Rear Admiral....

....The USS Constipation
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3597 on: 06/02/2014 19:11:46 »
I'm for anything here as long as it doesn't makes us look like asses!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #3598 on: 07/02/2014 03:07:18 »
Did you hear about the fight at a local Laundromat?

A washing machine beat the crap out of a diaper.


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« Reply #3599 on: 07/02/2014 06:08:46 »
Sounds like it was a good clean fight.
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