[demografx (OP)]

I refer you to the GRAPH ZEPpo LINed his pockets with, which he later hid beHIND AN iceBERG.

[demografx (OP)]

Demo was having a spot of bother finding the right key to play a certain piece of music in.

"Its no good in A minor or D flat." He exclaimed. With my limited knowledge of things musical, I could only make one suggestion.
I said, "Why don't you try lo G?

You can always try lo Gic or reason if intuition and emotions don't work.

Besides, last time I tried lo G it sounded too Guttural.

[demografx (OP)]

June, 2014, is:
Adopt-A-Cat-Month
http://www.americanhumane.org/animals/programs/special-initiatives/adopt-a-cat-month/

Odyn isn't available so I'll wait till I'm feline better.

[Don_1]

June, 2014, is:
Adopt-A-Cat-Month
http://www.americanhumane.org/animals/programs/special-initiatives/adopt-a-cat-month/

Odyn isn't available so I'll wait till I'm feline better.

I'm always more than willing to give aid to a pu

[demografx (OP)]

[Don_1]

Me??? Shame??? Oh no, there's nun here.

[demografx (OP)]

June, 2014, is:
Adopt-A-Cat-Month
http://www.americanhumane.org/animals/programs/special-initiatives/adopt-a-cat-month/

Odyn isn't available so I'll wait till I'm feline better.

I'm always more than willing to give aid to a pu

Me??? Shame??? Oh no, there's nun here.

Good for you, Don_1, shame can become a bad habit.

My 3rd cousin's (twice removed) long lost sister -- Sally Field (

-- flies into a shaming fit until she unveils the unsuspecting listener's real motives (usually sinful!).

Be compassionate: Sally grew up cloistered.

[Don_1]

Yet anmother superior post from the father of the punning thread.

All you novices take good note or Demo will make monkies of you all.

Now then, ATTEN-SHUN, QUIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIICK MARCH, left, right, left, right, left, right ABBOT TURN!

[demografx (OP)]

"All ye novices: listen to Don_1 or you will ALL
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[Don_1]

As you can see, Demo is not one to simply infer, no, he gets straight down to the nitty gritty.

[demografx (OP)]

Looming inferno?? Satan?? Pitchforks??

Oh, hell, then why Dante we do something about it??

[Don_1]

............ why Dante we do something about it??

I passed on your suggestion to the Mrs. But she said we could never win the battle. So I'm afraid we will loose if 'er indoors says so.

[Don_1]

I see the problems in Iraq are returning. Will there ever be a solution for that dam nation?

[Don_1]

I firmly believe that the first life forms to evolve mouth parts appeared on Earth during the Pliocene. I refer to this period as the Epoch 'o lips.

[demografx (OP)]

I see the problems in Iraq are returning. Will there ever be a solution for that dam nation?

Do you mean THIS Eye-rack?

[demografx (OP)]

I firmly believe that the first life forms to evolve mouth parts appeared on Earth during the Pliocene. I refer to this period as the Epoch 'o lips.

In that case, Armageddon my facts straight.

Thanks, Don_1, what would we do without your infernal precision?

[demografx (OP)]

............ why Dante we do something about it??

I passed on your suggestion to the Mrs. But she said we could never win the battle. So I'm afraid we will loose if 'er indoors says so.

I agree with Mrs. Don_1: we would have a devil of a time even trying to prepare for battle!

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

As you can see, Demo is not one to simply infer, no, he gets straight down to the nitty gritty.

I confess to the truth of the above statement.
Signed,

[Don_1]

Most plants reproduce by means of seeds, however, in fern only the ancient system of spores are used.