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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4160 on: 10/11/2014 03:20:47 »

ps - whoops,forgot to mention, the system itself will cost you £5,000/year...sorry...
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4161 on: 10/11/2014 03:50:08 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4162 on: 10/11/2014 09:17:42 »
Quote from: demografx on 10/11/2014 02:46:15
Quote from: Don_1 on 09/11/2014 22:13:31

I aid a bet that demo wouldn't post that. Looks like I lost.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4163 on: 10/11/2014 13:13:34 »



"Thanks, Don_1!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4164 on: 11/11/2014 08:43:17 »
That' quite some liszt there. Just one question, bizet all operatic works?
I'd listen to some now if I could hear properly, but the dog next door is making such a row. He offen bachs as he plays with a schu bert then he goes off playing haydn seek.
If you are having trouble unravelling the post, rip your corsets off to allow better blood flow to your brain.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4165 on: 11/11/2014 17:24:46 »
Why äre thöse musical names sö difficült -- ßharp we must be tö understand, I guess .


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4166 on: 11/11/2014 17:37:07 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 11/11/2014 08:43:17
That' quite some liszt there. Just one question, bizet all operatic works?
I'd listen to some now if I could hear properly, but the dog next door is making such a row. He offen bachs as he plays with a schu bert then he goes off playing haydn seek.
If you are having trouble unravelling the post, rip your corsets off to allow better blood flow to your brain.

Don_1 wins!



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4167 on: 11/11/2014 17:49:06 »


Waiting for Don_1 to come onstage and accept his 2014 Brit Award !
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4168 on: 12/11/2014 09:43:07 »
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Waiting for Don_1 to come onstage and accept his 2014 Brit Award !

So many people!!! They aspir all of them to reach the top of the ladder.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4169 on: 12/11/2014 16:05:35 »



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4170 on: 12/11/2014 19:56:12 »
Another "Stairway To Heaven" I presume.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4171 on: 13/11/2014 16:28:53 »
Quote from: demografx on 12/11/2014 19:56:12
Another "Stairway To Heaven" I presume.

I shall resist the temptation to do that pun about the Marx Bros. The one that goes 'Harpo led zeppolin to the restaurant.

Opps!

Sorry, I didn't mean to plant that one on you. I shall refrain from such puns at least until we turn the page.

"I should zinc zo." Said the Frenchman eating his lunch, adding, "Zis is un bon ham zandwhich."

"Hey, you, Frenchy; no going to sleep after lunch here. We don't want you going for a nap o lyin about."

"Who me Monsieur? Whhy ze very psought could nut 'ave bin furtheur fgrom ma mihnd. Anyvon whho mackes zuch un zuggeztion I will tear limb fgrom limb. I shall rip their bone apart."
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4172 on: 13/11/2014 16:36:28 »
It was Napoleon who gave rise to the saying 'Be careful of what you wish for."

Emerging from the latrine, he complained, "Ih do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4173 on: 14/11/2014 02:57:53 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 13/11/2014 16:36:28
It was Napoleon who gave rise to the saying 'Be careful of what you wish for."

Emerging from the latrine, he complained, "Ih do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo.




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4174 on: 14/11/2014 03:16:37 »
Besides , it's unfair to Anna's dog!!



Quoting Don_1's Mr. Bone Apart: "Ih (Monsieur Le Doggy) do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo."





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4175 on: 14/11/2014 18:32:43 »
Odyn has a bone to pick with Wiley wolf.

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4176 on: 14/11/2014 22:59:59 »
Quote from: Donnah on 14/11/2014 18:32:43

Odyn has a bone to pick with Wiley wolf.


My money's on Odyn!!!



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4177 on: 15/11/2014 05:47:32 »


Here's Odyn about to chop up Wiley wolf with sharp feline axioms!




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« Reply #4178 on: 16/11/2014 21:22:29 »
First Odyn was alarmed...

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« Reply #4179 on: 16/11/2014 21:23:50 »
But then he decided it was okay because he could duck.

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