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But then he decided it was okay because he could duck.

When I was a bartender, the duck said to me, 'put it on my bill.'

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First Odyn was alarmed...

Don_1 always keeps an alarm clock in the back window of his car.

He is always ahead of his time.

[Donnah]

Wheelie?

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C'mon, Dohhah, you know I'm hurdly ever rong!

[Donnah]

You're having a good run, you must be on a roll.

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You're having a good run, you must be on a roll.

I lost my job: deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.

If you know anyone sharp who needs an expert cutter, I'll slice off some of my cutting edge/state-of-the-art resumes with my razor-edged teeth -- and get them to you ASAP.

[Don_1]

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................ the guillotine industry

Did you know the gill o' teen sharks come in five pairs?

[Don_1]

First Odyn was alarmed...

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[Don_1]

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

Q. - Where are the Andes?

A. - At the end of your armes

[Don_1]

Besides , it's unfair to Anna's dog!!

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Quoting Don_1's Mr. Bone Apart: "Ih (Monsieur Le Doggy) do noht lhike zees pissoire sans l'eau. I whish I 'ad a water loo."

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"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms." - Audrey Hepburn

Q. - Where are the Andes?

A. - At the end of your armes

I'm not so sure...I just couldn't stand to be without my legs.

[Donnah]

Without legs, life would be a bummer.

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True, Donnah. And some bummers need donated items to sit on -- it's called chairity.

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................ the guillotine industry

Did you know the gill o' teen sharks come in five pairs?

No. But Grandma just got attacked by a shark!:
http://cheezburger.com/62285057

[Donnah]

At the Calgary zoo I saw a rude little girl making faces at a large male gorilla.  He turned around and pushed his bum into the glass where her face was.  The rude little girl was horrified.  Bummer.

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[RD]

At the Calgary zoo I saw a rude little girl making faces at a large male gorilla.  He turned around and pushed his bum into the glass where her face was ...

This Boo-luga whale is more playful.

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"Baby Beluga" was one of my kids' (as youngsters) favorite songs - joyful images.

[Donnah]

In the mid 1980s I was having a lovely conversation with a Beluga at the Vancouver aquarium.  We were both pregnant.  Some noisy tourists with a plethora of cameras came and horned in on our moment.  The beluga ducked under water and bobbed back up, spraying water all over the tourists (but not me).  Soon the Spew-luga and I were alone again. 

After giving birth to my son, he was a Raffi fan too, and "Baby Beluga" was a favourite song.  You could say that album was a whale of a success.