[demografx (OP)]

By the way, due to my hacking, I, in fact, have 6656 posts (inc this one) and Demo has 8078 up to the post above. But it will never show. Boy am I hacked off.

At breakfast, "Don_1 The Hacker" downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port!

[demografx (OP)]

YIKES!!!!



The hacker has been hacked.



I've been edited, no wonder my 'ead 'urts, its been 'it.



I might have guessed you'd strike through back.

[demografx (OP)]

December, 2014 is:
National Tie Month

[demografx (OP)]

[demografx (OP)]

Holiday present(s) appropriate for Odyn?

[Donnah]

He saw them on the catwalk.

[demografx (OP)]

I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry []

[Donnah]

Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.

[demografx (OP)]

Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.

[demografx (OP)]

December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month

[demografx (OP)]

I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry []

Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.

But I thought I'd need to don _2_ fur coats to stand out from the rest!

Doesn't Don_1 get left out this way???

[demografx (OP)]

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning parlour, but can't think of a suitable name. I would appreciate any suggestions for a name which would convey to passing trade that they can get tanz in 'ere.

"TANGENTS"!

(Although now we need another name for the ladies !)

[demografx (OP)]

Some of  your embarrassed customers who wish to preserve their reputations should put on more sun tan lotion in order to save face.

[Donnah]

If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.

[demografx (OP)]

If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.

[demografx (OP)]

December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month

[Donnah]

So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?

[demografx (OP)]

So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?

[demografx (OP)]

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...

                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     

[Donnah]

Could be a bit of a white elephant.