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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4220 on: 05/12/2014 01:53:13 »

Quote from: Don_1 on 04/12/2014 22:18:40
By the way, due to my hacking, I, in fact, have 6656 posts (inc this one) and Demo has 8078 up to the post above. But it will never show. Boy am I hacked off.

At breakfast, "Don_1 The Hacker" downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4221 on: 05/12/2014 22:58:21 »
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The hacker has been hacked.



I've been edited, no wonder my 'ead 'urts, its been 'it.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4222 on: 08/12/2014 19:47:53 »
December, 2014 is:
National Tie Month







« Last Edit: 08/12/2014 23:42:39 by demografx »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4223 on: 08/12/2014 20:46:54 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4224 on: 08/12/2014 23:48:07 »


Holiday present(s) appropriate for Odyn????



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4225 on: 09/12/2014 03:32:58 »
He saw them on the catwalk.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4226 on: 09/12/2014 03:42:17 »
I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry [:(]
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4227 on: 10/12/2014 19:49:03 »
Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4228 on: 10/12/2014 21:34:50 »
Quote from: Donnah on 10/12/2014 19:49:03

Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4229 on: 11/12/2014 21:36:23 »
December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4230 on: 12/12/2014 21:41:25 »
Quote from: demografx on 09/12/2014 03:42:17
I've yet to receive an invite from The Fashion Industry [:(]
Quote from: Donnah on 10/12/2014 19:49:03
Maybe you need to paws, Don_1 fur coat and put a little meow in the mix.

But I thought I'd need to don _2_ fur coats to stand out from the rest!

Doesn't Don_1 get left out this way???
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4231 on: 14/12/2014 10:28:40 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 24/09/2014 08:12:56
I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning parlour, but can't think of a suitable name. I would appreciate any suggestions for a name which would convey to passing trade that they can get tanz in 'ere.

"TANGENTS"!

(Although now we need another name for the ladies !)



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4232 on: 14/12/2014 10:33:49 »
Some of  your embarrassed customers who wish to preserve their reputations should put on more sun tan lotion in order to save face.



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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4233 on: 14/12/2014 19:50:37 »
If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4234 on: 14/12/2014 22:56:34 »

Quote from: Donnah on 14/12/2014 19:50:37
If you had drive through tanning you could call it tango.  Or if they tanned in the salon you could call it tannin, especially if they had a "cuppa" while they waited.




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4235 on: 15/12/2014 21:54:49 »
Quote from: demografx on 11/12/2014 21:36:23
December, 2014 is:
Tomato and Winter Squash Month





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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4236 on: 16/12/2014 02:11:15 »
So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4237 on: 16/12/2014 05:22:19 »
Quote from: Donnah on 16/12/2014 02:11:15
So…is that the squash before or after it was digested?


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4238 on: 16/12/2014 05:50:53 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 24/09/2014 08:12:56

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4239 on: 22/12/2014 19:45:07 »
Could be a bit of a white elephant.
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