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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4240 on: 22/12/2014 20:42:38 »
Like this?


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4241 on: 13/01/2015 00:01:19 »
Quote from: demografx on 16/12/2014 05:50:53
Quote from: Don_1 on 24/09/2014 08:12:56

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4242 on: 13/01/2015 00:03:53 »
The elephant made a trunk call to his friend Ivor in tuscany.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4243 on: 13/01/2015 22:35:49 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 13/01/2015 00:01:19
Quote from: demografx on 16/12/2014 05:50:53
Quote from: Don_1 on 24/09/2014 08:12:56

I'm thinking of setting up an African tanning    parlour...
                                                US =        parlor
                                                 French =  parlez
                                     

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4244 on: 14/01/2015 12:47:47 »
Quote from: demografx on 13/01/2015 22:35:49

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY!!!




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4245 on: 14/01/2015 12:50:48 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/01/2015 12:47:47
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Had it not been for King George III, who knows?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4246 on: 14/01/2015 13:02:30 »
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

I get the feeling poor old Fido will be dressed up like a dog's dinner.
There'll be a Puss in Boots and a Cat suit.
Bubbles, the goldfish, will be stitched up like a kipper.
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4247 on: 14/01/2015 13:09:24 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/01/2015 12:50:48
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/01/2015 12:47:47
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Had it not been for King George III, who knows?

On the other hand......  [ Invalid Attachment ]

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4248 on: 14/01/2015 14:36:17 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/01/2015 13:02:30
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

If it needs sedating first, try this stuff ...

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http://www.petco.com/product/6213/Good-Dog-Pet-Calming-Supplement.aspx

Rumour has it that it's about 13% alcohol [!] ...
https://www.change.org/p/petco-remove-pet-medications-that-contain-high-doses-of-alcohol

So more "Mad-Dog" than "Good-Dog"...

Quote from: urbandictionary.com
Mad Dog 20/20 , 18% or 13% alcohol by volume.

... As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, Mad Dog 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York ... Available in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum ...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mad+Dog+20%2F20

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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4249 on: 15/01/2015 06:37:37 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/01/2015 12:50:48
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/01/2015 12:47:47
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Had it not been for King George III, who knows?

What's that silly looking crown doing  on Obama's head???
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4250 on: 15/01/2015 07:05:29 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4251 on: 15/01/2015 11:33:49 »
A little lamb came home from school one day. "Bahhhh." He said to his Mummy. She replied "Oink."
This confused the lamb who barracked her, "Oh bah Ma!"
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4252 on: 15/01/2015 17:15:40 »
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Is this "Evil" plus 6?????

Or "Evil Extended"???


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4253 on: 16/01/2015 04:22:12 »
Quote from: RD on 14/01/2015 14:36:17
Quote from: Don_1 on 14/01/2015 13:02:30
Today is National Dress Up your Pet Day.

If it needs sedating first, try this stuff ...

 [ Invalid Attachment ]
http://www.petco.com/product/6213/Good-Dog-Pet-Calming-Supplement.aspx

Rumour has it that it's about 13% alcohol [!] ...


Good-Dog hangover the next day?


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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4254 on: 16/01/2015 08:39:25 »
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4255 on: 16/01/2015 08:41:07 »
Quote from: demografx on 15/01/2015 17:15:40
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Is this "Evil" plus 6?????

Or "Evil Extended"???




Devil with a stutter?
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4256 on: 16/01/2015 09:02:58 »
Is it any coincidence that 'evil' is 'live' spelled backwards & 'devil' is 'lived' spelled backwards?

What's more, 'Beelzebub' spelled backwards is 'bubezleeb'!
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4257 on: 16/01/2015 16:22:09 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 16/01/2015 08:41:07
Quote from: demografx on 15/01/2015 17:15:40
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Is this "Evil" plus 6?????

Or "Evil Extended"???




Devil with a stutter?


"We at Anti-Gareth Gates have unearthed some alarming facts about the stuttering Pop Idol known as Gareth Gates which could very well prove that he is none other than Satan, Old Nick, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Prince of Darkness, The Lord of the Flies!

Yes, we think Gareth Gates is the earthly incarnation of the Devil himself !! After all, how else could he brainwash thousands of innocent children into voting for a stuttering little retard unless they were under some sort of evil Wicca spell !"



http://www.angelfire.com/in4/antigarethgates/the_black_thistle.htm
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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4258 on: 16/01/2015 16:26:50 »
Quote from: Don_1 on 16/01/2015 09:02:58
Is it any coincidence that 'evil' is 'live' spelled backwards & 'devil' is 'lived' spelled backwards?

What's more, 'Beelzebub' spelled backwards is 'bubezleeb'!

Don_1 spelled backwards is 1_Nod




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Re: Punning is hard(ly) work! Groaning aloud here?
« Reply #4259 on: 16/01/2015 16:48:52 »
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