What is the worst romantic music?

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What is the worst romantic music?
« on: 16/06/2010 21:08:16 »
Never put your i-pod on shuffle when you are having a romantic moment with your lover. The theme from the A-Team wasn't too bad but I'd forgotten I'd downloaded Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

OK in your opinion, what piece of music would most dampen your romantic moment.
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« Reply #1 on: 16/06/2010 22:10:29 »
If "There's no one quite like grandma" doesn't kill your thoughts of romance then there's possibly something wrong with you.
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« Reply #2 on: 17/06/2010 03:02:42 »
Anything by Sydney Devine.

One really good one (can't remember the title now) ended with;

"and they handed me the letter edged in black"

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« Reply #3 on: 17/06/2010 10:52:45 »
Anything by Slayer is a safe bet!

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« Reply #4 on: 17/06/2010 12:43:50 »
If you use Spotify, the broadcaster & columnist Chalrie Brooker created a playlist called "Aural Contraceptive" - does exactly what it says on the tin.

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« Reply #5 on: 17/06/2010 13:54:25 »
Let the bodies hit the floor.... or Bohemian Rhapsody! lol

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« Reply #6 on: 17/06/2010 21:42:04 »
No Karen, The Queen song is quite good because it starts off slow and then at the end it all goes bonkers. Yes it is on my i-pod!
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« Reply #7 on: 17/06/2010 22:46:06 »
I think we're  learning a bit too much about you, make it lady, just from your iPod playlist!

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« Reply #8 on: 17/06/2010 23:23:03 »
Wonder if she's got the Anvil Chorus on there too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXFZckzjcKw
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« Reply #9 on: 18/06/2010 00:23:33 »
LOL Yes
No Karen, The Queen song is quite good because it starts off slow and then at the end it all goes bonkers. Yes it is on my i-pod!
I like the queen version.. love the song never thought of it as in a cresendo...lol...but the words are depressing... for Romance...LOL

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« Reply #10 on: 18/06/2010 00:26:24 »

This piece by Chopin - beautiful as it is - is guaranteed to quash the romantic moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFyAqLtHq8

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« Reply #11 on: 18/06/2010 03:58:41 »
anything by Yanni and his Pan flutes
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« Reply #12 on: 18/06/2010 14:59:13 »
again too many, i remember i funny night, when starting the  prefumble and girls form the beastie boys came on the cassette player

you know the one "girls, to do the dishes. girls, to clean up my room"

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« Reply #13 on: 21/06/2010 11:02:49 »
you know the one "girls, to do the dishes. girls, to clean up my room"
You didn't just say to her "That's just so you know what to do when I'm asleep afterwards..."   [:o]....  [B)]

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« Reply #14 on: 21/06/2010 11:31:00 »
Anything by Chas and Dave

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« Reply #15 on: 21/06/2010 19:17:11 »
Anything by the smurfs; the Worzels; the baron nights; any variety of muppets. All those ghastly "novelty" records like Joe Dolce's "Shadup your face", Black Lace's "Supreman". or any of the others parodied by this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA

For a bonus point, what's the other top 40 hit that rhymed Eskimo with Arapaho?
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« Reply #16 on: 21/06/2010 19:36:10 »
That would be "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick", I believe...

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« Reply #17 on: 22/06/2010 02:49:48 »
The "Grand Old Duke of York" might tend to put the kibosh on things;

And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only half-way up,
They were neither up nor down"
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« Reply #18 on: 22/06/2010 07:12:11 »
That would be "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick", I believe...

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« Reply #19 on: 23/06/2010 18:11:18 »
I have 4 brothers because my Dads Rhythm stick had a bad sense of rhythm.
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« Reply #20 on: 23/06/2010 19:37:57 »
I have 4 brothers because my Dads Rhythm stick had a bad sense of rhythm.
Maybe your mother was using a diary still based on the Julian calendar!  [;)]

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« Reply #21 on: 23/06/2010 21:31:27 »
My Dad only had to put his trousers on the bed and my Mum was pregnant?
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