Keep your seat with a fake spillage

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« Reply #1 on: 20/08/2010 03:57:43 »
This beats fake barf any day IF they look as good when seen in "real life" as it does in a picture.
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« Reply #2 on: 20/08/2010 05:16:12 »
When I find these, I try to replace them with the real thing. It's always good for a giggle when the perp tries to pick it up.

The dog poop version is hilarious. 
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« Reply #3 on: 23/08/2010 21:05:04 »
I just fart in my seat and walk away. It is always their when I get back.
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« Reply #4 on: 25/08/2010 00:03:21 »
Lay a log - then NO ONE will us the chair!

A woman can get away with it more easily than a man - skirts and no nickers and all of that other paraphernalia.
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« Reply #5 on: 26/08/2010 22:50:53 »
What other paraphernalia?
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« Reply #6 on: 27/08/2010 16:16:53 »
Fake spillages not required here ...

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"We're about to crash," BA passengers told in error

LONDON | Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:01am EDT

LONDON (Reuters Life!) - British Airways apologized to passengers after an emergency message warning they were about to crash into the sea was played by mistake.

About 275 passengers were on the London Heathrow to Hong Kong flight on Tuesday evening when the automated message went out. The plane was flying over the North Sea at the time.

Cabin crew quickly realized the error and moved to reassure the terrified passengers.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67Q1IE20100827
« Last Edit: 27/08/2010 16:20:48 by RD »

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« Reply #7 on: 27/08/2010 20:16:32 »
FOR SALE

280 slightly soiled airliner seat covers.

Please contact Lucy Boughls at BA Cabin Cleaning Services for further information.

« Last Edit: 27/08/2010 20:18:22 by Geezer »
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« Reply #8 on: 27/08/2010 21:56:52 »
On the topic of cabin crew ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNRhlrBqOc&NR=1
(They have their own judges ?  [:)] )

The Asian news reenactment of these events is hilarious ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvakgglAPM&NR=1