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« Reply #50 on: 06/09/2010 20:54:43 »
Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?
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« Reply #51 on: 06/09/2010 22:10:04 »
Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=33708.msg321909#msg321909

or, if you need an update, you could always ask him  [::)]
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« Reply #52 on: 06/09/2010 22:14:10 »
I DIDN'T
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« Reply #53 on: 06/09/2010 22:15:42 »
I DIDN'T

He said "how", not "who".
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« Reply #54 on: 06/09/2010 22:20:30 »
Well Jim, I've been drinking fluids (wine and G&T) at a dangerous level. Can I have the bed next to you? I'll be good. OOOH I'll be very good!
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« Reply #55 on: 07/09/2010 04:36:03 »
god bless you JimBob.
My name is Kin slamami , I am so glad to join naked scientist forum.
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« Reply #56 on: 07/09/2010 11:41:26 »
I see my 'tongue-in-cheek' flew right over ya !!  [::)]
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« Reply #57 on: 07/09/2010 14:07:31 »
Neil, I was considering the tragic possibility that I would miss Shazza as she took up residence in the bed next to mine - or the on which I will vacate in just a few hours.

UPDATE:
We shall be getting sprung from this place but Our Corporeal Presence remains in a highly weakened condition. The Royal Chamberlain has, however, made provision for a "Home Health Service" that will attend Our Presence.

We will again hold court for the resolution of noble disputes only in a fortnight. All else will await Our leisure.
 
             - H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas
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« Reply #58 on: 07/09/2010 14:14:38 »
Bow down and display subservient servitude to the one Lord JimBob !

Hail JimBobus Caesar !
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« Reply #59 on: 07/09/2010 14:27:35 »
Good recover JimBobus magnificus!

BTW you cannot declare yourself 'King of Texas' and leave the note 'Republic of Texas' in the tiny note up left!!!  [;D]

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« Reply #60 on: 07/09/2010 20:00:12 »
COPROLITIC HELL AND TOSSER EXCREMENT!

At least another day.

Fibrillations with a heart rate of over 140 / minute. Too many reasons among all my health issues, both related and unrelated to the pancreatitis, could have happened so all sorts of tests have been ordered.

We shall endure! DUTY!!!

Good recover JimBobus magnificus!

BTW you cannot declare yourself 'King of Texas' and leave the note 'Republic of Texas' in the tiny note up left!!!  [;D]

Things Change ..........
 
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« Reply #61 on: 07/09/2010 21:45:18 »
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Things Change ..........
 
             - H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas 
 
 


Being serious again and a vitamin-codliveroil fanatic...be sure to:

"Ask your doctor if parenteral thiamine is good for you!"

You are probably getting it, but...you never know.
We don't stock thiamine(B1) and we may get severe deficiency even after 2-3weeks.
Pancreatits and thiamine cross 21 citations on PubMed. All serious stuff.

Best wishes,

Iko

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« Reply #62 on: 08/09/2010 21:07:33 »
COPROLITIC HELL AND TOSSER EXCREMENT!

Nice headline  [:D]

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At least another day.

Fibrillations with a heart rate of over 140 / minute. Too many reasons among all my health issues, both related and unrelated to the pancreatitis, could have happened so all sorts of tests have been ordered.

We shall endure! DUTY!!!

...but a worrying follow-up..

Please get better.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #63 on: 08/09/2010 21:24:51 »
NEWS FLASH

Sept 8, 2010
Reuters - Dallas, Texas
By Hildagard Buffington-Smythe

Speculation has swirled like a High Plains tornado around the medical condition of the King Of Texas, His Grace, JimBob. Rumors concerning Our Liege are running the gamut from those of a "grave illness" causing His Grace to reconsider not allowing his half-brother, Angus Geezeriiii of Selkirk or his His less well respected nephew, Lord Neilie "Lanolin Breath" Eweish-Cohen to assume the title of "Prince Price of Texas," thus setting up a regency for Our King for "a short term of less than a month" to the most vile and the most absolutely  scurrilous and totally unfounded rumor that " ... there is a sex orgy at the King's Cross Hospital and the King is buying for anyone who can crawl through the door."

This reporter having "compensated" the delivery van driver from Bob's Liquor Barn with appropriate 'favors,' we learned from this driver he had witnessed King J.B., still with an intravenous medication tube in his left arm, resisting the charms of a a stunning, nekkid blond while trying to get the crowd to quiet down. It seemed the Denizens of the Morgue were being reanimated by the commotion.

Just after asking for this man's name to verify the story and employment, one of the King's Yeomanry came up to this man, clipped him a good one in the back of the head and carried him away. We can, nay MUST, only assume that the reason for such action by the very level headed Yoeman was the lies the van driver had distributed to us.  

OFFICIAL STATEMENT AND UPDATE;

Awaiting arrival of cardiologist to determine a solution to the arrhythmia and fibrillation, then an observation of a period of stability before We can be safely remanded to the the gracious, welcoming arms of our chamber-maids. As soon as Saturday, as late as Next Tuesday (Pissy Hell!)



...but a worrying follow-up..

Please get better.

Thank you, Lee
« Last Edit: 08/09/2010 23:13:44 by JimBob »
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« Reply #64 on: 09/09/2010 01:09:37 »
Looks like they are giving you some pretty high-grade "stuff" there JimBob  [;D]

BTW - if you'd stop chasing the nurses round the ward your ticker might calm down a bit.

Hang in there mister!

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« Reply #65 on: 09/09/2010 02:03:01 »
Some top secret footage of Jimbob's tests?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwgwI35jIPU

But seriously, get well!

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« Reply #66 on: 09/09/2010 07:59:50 »
Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<<
!!!!!


       

Nurse Sophie will attend to your clinical desires.

Nurse Sophie will give you a thorough medical examination and may need to insert instruments into your body to aid her in establishing your well being. Or to discover your ailment and the course of treatment needed to be undertaken to ‘cure’ you.





Urgent matters require urgent strategies!



« Last Edit: 09/09/2010 17:59:45 by demografx »

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« Reply #67 on: 09/09/2010 08:04:43 »

P.S. Get better!

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« Reply #68 on: 09/09/2010 12:16:55 »
After much searching and questioning of candidates, I have found a nurse fit for a King.

A 'King'??? Hmmm, well, summat like that anyways.

Should you approve of my selection, Jimus Bobus, I will dispatch her forthwith to your bedside to sort out your fibrillation, amongst other things.

Naturally, I shall give her a swift road test first.



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« Reply #69 on: 09/09/2010 13:15:50 »

Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<<
!!!!!

Urgent matters require urgent strategies!


I am confused. Nurse Sophie works at the London Enema Clinic. Isn't the whole point of the clinic to REDUCE swelling?
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« Reply #70 on: 09/09/2010 13:24:26 »
After much searching and questioning of candidates, I have found a nurse fit for a King.

A 'King'??? Hmmm, well, summat like that anyways.

Should you approve of my selection, Jimus Bobus, I will dispatch her forthwith to your bedside to sort out your fibrillation, amongst other things.

Naturally, I shall give her a swift road test first.



Nurse Ivana Pleesyew (RCN, SRN, BBC, Playboy)

MAKE IT QUICK, MAN! I SUFFER GREATLY!![/b][/size]

BTW, would you accept an appointment to the Royal Department of Procurement? You will need training, of course, but We can spot talent such as yours even in its present incipient form.

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« Reply #71 on: 09/09/2010 13:54:01 »
MAKE IT QUICK, MAN! I SUFFER GREATLY

Oh dear! I didn't realise you were in such urgent need.

Unfortunately, Nurse Ivana Pleesyew is still, under my close supervision, undergoing her bed road testing. However, in view of your urgent requirement, I have sent word to her sister, Diss, to make haste to your bedside. She is winging her way across the foam as I write, to tend to your every need.



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« Reply #72 on: 09/09/2010 16:53:11 »
A VERY genetically diverse family. We shall pass for the nonce.

This is, you realize, causing Us to extensively reconsider any position within Our administration except perhaps as one of the staff cleaning the castle walls in, around and beneath the garderobes. Your perceived acuity of judgment, seemingly implied by your first suggestion, has been proven to be a "red herring." - Just plain BLIND luck!

You may leave the Royal Presence. Quickly!

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« Reply #73 on: 09/09/2010 17:21:36 »
Look, are you going to hurry up and get better so I can fly over and give you a good feel-up or not?? Or just keep posting prattle on here?
One trip to hospital and we are all expected to worship you...... pfffft!!!!  [;)]

















( I am glad you are feeling more yourself hun, I have been worried xxxx)
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« Reply #74 on: 09/09/2010 17:54:12 »

Urgent!
We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from
>>>>>Nurse Sophie<<<<<
!!!!!

Urgent matters require urgent strategies!


I am confused. Nurse Sophie works at the London Enema Clinic. Isn't the whole point of the clinic to REDUCE swelling?


Variola's right! Quick! Someone call Geezer's Auntie InFlammaTory to get the swelling reduced! HURRY!!! URGENT!!!
« Last Edit: 09/09/2010 18:00:58 by demografx »

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« Reply #75 on: 09/09/2010 20:23:02 »
Fortunately I'm here to save the day and give the proper treatment his Highness deserves

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« Reply #76 on: 10/09/2010 01:23:05 »
Look, are you going to hurry up and get better so I can fly over and give you a good feel-up or not?? Or just keep posting prattle on here?

The party shall continue for a while in hospital - but not this one it seems. The fibrillations seem to be controlled by a new medication but they re going to keep me for the Friday and the weekend to be certain (constant wireless telemetry of RKG here) then transfer me to a rehabilitation hospital Monday for a couple of weeks until I am strong enough to care for myself. The initial half weakened stage due to long term (2+ years) underlying pancreatitis, the subsequently lying in bed and the strength needed to move around 40-50 more pounds of weight added by fluid retention since I came into the hospital and began bloating like a toad means an unholy weakness that needs some attention before I am really capable of independent living.

Sooooooooooooo  ........ I will try to participate more on the forum in between the long periods of sleep and programmed exercise.


( I am glad you are feeling more yourself hun, I have been worried xxxx)

Thank you, sweetness.
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« Reply #77 on: 10/09/2010 01:25:53 »
Fortunately I'm here to save the day and give the proper treatment his Highness deserves

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I am VERY glad ewe and I are separated by a vast pond. (I use "pond" as I am not sure sheep are intelligent enough to comprehend what an ocean may be.)

(I may pay for that remark later. He can send scathing emails)
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« Reply #78 on: 10/09/2010 04:52:16 »
I am VERY glad ewe and I are separated by a vast pond.

But inflatable sheep can float...

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« Reply #79 on: 10/09/2010 05:54:09 »
Ah yes! The old "inflat-o-ewe". Neil must have been in Hamburg recently. If I'm not mistaken, that's the Pneumatic Norma limited edition. I understand they are very popular in Wales.
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« Reply #80 on: 10/09/2010 14:22:47 »
Leave it to Demo to find this ............   (sigh)

what are we going to do with these guys??
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« Reply #81 on: 10/09/2010 20:29:30 »
I do like a nice bit of leg of mutton at times......


But it is very hard to blow up those sheep, you know where the nozzle is...........

I think that box is one from Demo's collection, I think I saw it in his home video on YouTube...... ;)




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« Reply #82 on: 10/09/2010 21:23:39 »

I think that box is one from Demo's collection, I think I saw it in his home video on YouTube...... ;)


No, Sean, you're thinking of the "Li'l Lonely Critters" vid, so stop trying to embarrass me!

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« Reply #83 on: 10/09/2010 21:24:45 »
Leave it to Demo to find this ............   (sigh)

what are we going to do with these guys??


Oh, c'mon, you crave all this and you know it!

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« Reply #84 on: 11/09/2010 13:46:26 »
Crave? Nay, fiend perv.         We find this just craven!

Bestiality indeed, sir, IN-DEED!!!


Royal Infirmary Update:


Our Royal Highness is pleased to announce that His cardiologist has declared that the atrial fibrillation are under control with new medications. As no arrhythmia has been observed for this the fourth day, Our Presence shall no longer be required in this location. On Monday We shall remove such radiant presence for this place to a place of rehabilitation. This fine institution has a regal bearing, befitting our situation. It also possesses a salt water therapy pool, the most fitting place of recovery for our Royal Arthritis.   

A joyful but short arrival Mass of Thanksgiving will be celebrated on our arrival. We shall then be installed in our chambers and the tasks of recovery and building strength shall continue - all be it in a more comfortable setting.

We are tired. Begun before dawn and not wishing to awaken the scribe to whom so much was dictated late into the night, this has been set down by the King's own hand.

(OH the love for one's loyal subjects that leads to such devotion!)
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« Reply #85 on: 12/09/2010 14:22:58 »
Hey! you took that wrong, Demo, my friend! RARELY am I serious in a thread such as this. My standards are most likely lower than yours.

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« Reply #86 on: 12/09/2010 15:54:04 »
Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .

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« Reply #87 on: 12/09/2010 17:59:25 »

Hey! you took that wrong, Demo, my friend! RARELY am I serious in a thread such as this. My standards are most likely lower than yours.

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We keep all our loyal subjects informed of our regal movements, (including those of the bowels, if desired.)


VERY sorry, JimBob. You're right. It happened before with one of our friends here, as you know.

Touchy, touchy, touchy  [:(]

I signed up for a Home Improvement Course from a matchbook that I still have from when I smoked ciggies 40 years ago.

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« Reply #88 on: 12/09/2010 18:14:42 »


Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .


Sean, could you re-write that in 8th Grade language so that I can understand it? [:)]

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« Reply #89 on: 13/09/2010 14:10:05 »


Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .


Sean, could you re-write that in 8th Grade language so that I can understand it? [:)]

Allow me to enlighten you:

Though I dare to say = He dared, he dared!

Royal Chamberlain = Person attending to the needs of a Royal whilst in the chamber.

this particular Lord = Jimus O'Bobus

More likely a shared one = As Royal Chamberlain above, but responsible for the needs of 2 or more royals.

take a rework from antiquity = Counterfeit.

spam = Special produced American meat.

profanity filters = System devised to obviate the use of f****** swear words.

surely = Don't keep calling me Shirley.

unwarranted matter = Crap.

odourous = Smelly feet.

otherwise = Not smelly feet.

anybody = Undefined person.


Should be as clear as mud now, no, don't thank me, it was a pleasure.
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« Reply #90 on: 13/09/2010 15:42:17 »


Alas, the ignorance of normal medical practice seems to pervade this forum. Ancient Royal physicians (Not Chamberlains)are well trained in the intricacies of corpology or the study of feces. A first glance, this appears to be an exercise in stupidity. Yet when used, the resits are condiderably accurate. Just as the Chinese needed a way to get deeper into the health of the patient, they found that the pulse could yield significant info. The examination of scat really did give the physicians of those days a plethora of informstion about the condition of the patient.  The latest reference I  have seen a Royal Navy Surgeon's Guide on the task of keeping a crew at sea healthy. Published after the Napoleonic wars.

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« Reply #91 on: 13/09/2010 18:33:32 »
There is also the mad poo-lady on channel four's "you are what you eat" but hopefully one of the few benefits of a hospital bed in texas is being able to avoid crappy (quite literally) uk television. 
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« Reply #92 on: 13/09/2010 19:33:23 »
What's the going rate for a Lord Chamberpot anyway? The way this economy's going, I may have to apply for the position.
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« Reply #93 on: 14/09/2010 09:09:11 »
What's the going rate for a Lord Chamberpot anyway? The way this economy's going, I may have to apply for the position.

Its not well paid, just turdy poo pounds per day.
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« Reply #94 on: 14/09/2010 20:00:23 »
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Alas, the ignorance of normal medical practice seems to pervade this forum. Ancient Royal physicians (Not Chamberlains)are well trained in the intricacies of corpology or the study of feces. A first glance, this appears to be an exercise in stupidity. Yet when used, the resits are condiderably accurate. Just as the Chinese needed a way to get deeper into the health of the patient, they found that the pulse could yield significant info. The examination of scat really did give the physicians of those days a plethora of informstion about the condition of the patient.  The latest reference I  have seen a Royal Navy Surgeon's Guide on the task of keeping a crew at sea healthy. Published after the Napoleonic wars.



Now I'm REALLY looking forward to my next medical leeching session!!
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« Reply #96 on: 15/09/2010 17:23:06 »
While 'leaching' was popular among the ancient physicians, today it appears to be the preserve of bankers and politicians.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #97 on: 15/09/2010 18:47:13 »
HI ALL


NOT GOOD NEWS

About to leave Monday and began throwing up. Same scenario - tube in nose, large morphine for pain, pancreas bleeding internally. Most likely from all of blood thinners given when atrial fibrillation required them.

Another  week?
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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« Reply #98 on: 15/09/2010 19:10:19 »
Serious expletive deleted!

Just take your time and they'll get it sorted out.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force æther.

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« Reply #99 on: 16/09/2010 04:56:49 »

Hang in there, JimBob.

Best wishes!