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Does anyone know how Jim is doing ?
Good recover JimBobus magnificus!BTW you cannot declare yourself 'King of Texas' and leave the note 'Republic of Texas' in the tiny note up left!!! 
Things Change .......... - H.R.H. JimmusRobertus, Defender of Science, Protector of the Morals and King Of Texas
COPROLITIC HELL AND TOSSER EXCREMENT!
At least another day. Fibrillations with a heart rate of over 140 / minute. Too many reasons among all my health issues, both related and unrelated to the pancreatitis, could have happened so all sorts of tests have been ordered. We shall endure! DUTY!!!
...but a worrying follow-up..Please get better.
Urgent!We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from ...sorry, you cannot view external links. To see them, please
REGISTER or LOGIN!!!!!Urgent matters require urgent strategies!
After much searching and questioning of candidates, I have found a nurse fit for a King.A 'King' Hmmm, well, summat like that anyways.Should you approve of my selection, Jimus Bobus, I will dispatch her forthwith to your bedside to sort out your fibrillation, amongst other things.Naturally, I shall give her a swift road test first.Nurse Ivana Pleesyew (RCN, SRN, BBC, Playboy)
MAKE IT QUICK, MAN! I SUFFER GREATLY
Quote from: demografx on 09/09/2010 07:59:50Urgent!We might have to move JimBob to London to get the right nursing care from ...sorry, you cannot view external links. To see them, please
REGISTER or LOGIN!!!!!Urgent matters require urgent strategies!I am confused. Nurse Sophie works at the London Enema Clinic. Isn't the whole point of the clinic to REDUCE swelling?
Look, are you going to hurry up and get better so I can fly over and give you a good feel-up or not?? Or just keep posting prattle on here?
( I am glad you are feeling more yourself hun, I have been worried xxxx)
Fortunately I'm here to save the day and give the proper treatment his Highness deserves [ Invalid Attachment ]
I am VERY glad ewe and I are separated by a vast pond.
I think that box is one from Demo's collection, I think I saw it in his home video on YouTube......
Leave it to Demo to find this ............ (sigh)what are we going to do with these guys??
Hey! you took that wrong, Demo, my friend! RARELY am I serious in a thread such as this. My standards are most likely lower than yours._______________________We keep all our loyal subjects informed of our regal movements, (including those of the bowels, if desired.)
Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .
Quote from: SeanB on 12/09/2010 15:54:04Though I dare to say that there is no Royal Chamberlain for this particular Lord. More likely a shared one, who, to take a rework from antiquity and so as not to trigger spam and profanity filters, surely takes no unwarranted matter, odourous or otherwise, from anybody .Sean, could you re-write that in 8th Grade language so that I can understand it? 
Alas, the ignorance of normal medical practice seems to pervade this forum. Ancient Royal physicians (Not Chamberlains)are well trained in the intricacies of corpology or the study of feces. A first glance, this appears to be an exercise in stupidity. Yet when used, the resits are condiderably accurate. Just as the Chinese needed a way to get deeper into the health of the patient, they found that the pulse could yield significant info. The examination of scat really did give the physicians of those days a plethora of informstion about the condition of the patient. The latest reference I have seen a Royal Navy Surgeon's Guide on the task of keeping a crew at sea healthy. Published after the Napoleonic wars.
What's the going rate for a Lord Chamberpot anyway? The way this economy's going, I may have to apply for the position.