[Geezer]

he suggested that I wouldn't be able to find humor on this forum.  I look forward to someone proving him wrong.

Now, that is a good example of sarcasm.

[floor13avenger (OP)]

Here, let me get the ball rolling:  People who can't ever admit they're wrong shouldn't still exist.  I feel bad for the people who have to be around them in their daily lives. 

[maffsolo]

Why does this combination of characters come to mind.
Don Rickles, George Carlin W.C. Fields and Rodney Dangerfield.
A Brooklyn circle

[Geezer]

Here, let me get the ball rolling:  People who can't ever admit they're wrong shouldn't still exist.  I feel bad for the people who have to be around them in their daily lives. 

So, would I be correct in assuming you are not married?

[floor13avenger (OP)]

Is that an "I know you are, but what am I?"  I am undone by your clever repartee.

[Geezer]

Is that an "I know you are, but what am I?"  I am undone by your clever repartee.

Not really! It's a deduction.

If you were married, you wouldn't have to come to TNS to get a good argument.

[Geezer]

Why does this combination of characters come to mind.
Don Rickles, George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield.
A Brooklyn circle

A little respect, if you don't mind.

[maffsolo]

This is just great, this is increasing my vocabulary

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx

[maffsolo]

Why does this combination of characters come to mind.
Don Rickles, George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield.
A Brooklyn circle

A little respect, if you don't mind.

I cut out George, after thinking of him, is that butter?

[Geezer]

Why does this combination of characters come to mind.
Don Rickles, George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield.
A Brooklyn circle

A little respect, if you don't mind.

I cut out George, after thinking of him, is that butter?

It may even be margarine, but I think George was a good call.

[maffsolo]

Why does this combination of characters come to mind.
Don Rickles, George Carlin and Rodney Dangerfield.
A Brooklyn circle

A little respect, if you don't mind.

I cut out George, after thinking of him, is that butter?

It may even be margarine, but I think George was a good call.

Is there such a thing as a "margarine knife?"

[floor13avenger (OP)]

George Carlin is certainly one of my influences.  I was fortunate enough to catch his last show and his poster is mere feet from me right now.  R.I.P. a comedic genius.

[peppercorn]

People who can't ever admit they're wrong shouldn't still exist.

Do you mean in an evolutionary sense?

[Don_1]

I'm afraid I don't know of any Jewish lizards.

David Icke might

he suggested that I wouldn't be able to find humor on this forum.  I look forward to someone proving him wrong.

Now, that is a good example of sarcasm.

Stop this please, I think I've wet myself!

[Don_1]

What is humourous?

[maffsolo]

What is humourous?

Getting to the bone, I will say it is a
Homonym of humerus

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[Don_1]

HEhehe, I think that's why its known as the Funny bone.

Personally, I don't find anything funny about it when you knock it.

[maffsolo]

George Carlin is certainly one of my influences.  I was fortunate enough to catch his last show and his poster is mere feet from me right now.  R.I.P. a comedic genius.

I know I did not follow his act to often, I stumbled over this that brough back memories.
We first realized his existance when he had impressed us in the later 60's

Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman"—"Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely scattered light towards morning."
  
His presentation how he pronounced the phrase, "hippie-dippie weatherman", in a sequence, multiple times, emphasizing it in different ways.
It was a hit for months...

[maffsolo]

HEhehe, I think that's why its known as the Funny bone.

Personally, I don't find anything funny about it when you knock it.

Me too. I only  ROF like a beached fish, with no Laughter, just growning with the fist under my chin and holding that elbow with my free hand...