If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?

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If St Paul had strawberry jam on his toast?
« on: 29/11/2010 18:34:04 »
would atheists still want to have strawberry jam on their toasts?

... or would it burn their heathen tongues?  [:)]


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« Reply #1 on: 29/11/2010 21:39:49 »
Atheists probably wouldn't care much what Paul ate, unless it could be shown that he was eating hallucinogenic herbs- which could explain a few things.
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« Reply #2 on: 30/11/2010 15:03:08 »
And, indeed he did!

That's why I'm a Seventh-day Preservest [;)]
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« Reply #3 on: 30/11/2010 15:56:11 »
It doesn't seem to have any effect on my tongue, waistline maybe, but not my tongue.

Why Strawberry jam?
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« Reply #4 on: 30/11/2010 16:36:07 »
Come to think of it, where would Paul have got the refined sugar from?
Strawberries in honey perhaps, but jam?
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« Reply #5 on: 30/11/2010 17:32:38 »
Strawberries boiled up in honey doesn't sound at all bad.  Can you get honey (fructose/glucose?) to set like refined sugar (sucrose?) will with pectin and boiling? 
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« Reply #6 on: 01/12/2010 05:08:49 »
What I want to know is, if Saul of Tarsus was knocking back a bit too much of the strawberry mead prior to his epiphany, how come it didn't cauterize his tongue?
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« Reply #7 on: 01/12/2010 13:12:59 »
Get your grubby little hands off my epiphany , filthy swine.
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« Reply #8 on: 01/12/2010 14:35:23 »
Get your grubby little hands off my epiphany , filthy swine.

Looks like Strawberry Mead may have been the Biblical version of Stella [:(!]

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« Reply #9 on: 01/12/2010 14:52:55 »
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(hic) Whhaa(hic)alkah pon (hic)Yinger(hic)lands mountain(hic)s (hic, hic, hiccup) gereeen (hic)

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