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« on: 03/12/2010 18:05:07 »
As if we haven't got enough damn fool threads here already, here's another one.

Double meanings

Here's your starter:

I was going to write you a letter, but my pen ran out and I couldn't be bothered to run after it.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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« Reply #1 on: 03/12/2010 19:36:37 »
Some time ago I came across this anecdote about the actor Cary Grant.
A news reporter was trying to find when Cary Grant was born, so he sent the following telegram to Grant's agent:

"HOW OLD CARY GRANT"

As it happened, Cary Grant himself picked the telegram and, upon reading it, sent back the answer:

"OLD CARY GRANT FINE. HOW YOU"

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« Reply #2 on: 03/12/2010 20:25:42 »
Where's my walking stick?
I don't know, it went for a walk
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« Reply #3 on: 04/12/2010 02:23:33 »


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« Reply #4 on: 04/12/2010 03:19:30 »
Give me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!
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« Reply #5 on: 04/12/2010 05:24:58 »

Any of you old coots remember this song?

"See ya later, alligator
In a while, crocodile"