Have you ever licked the cream out of custard creams and put them back..?

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In the biscuit tin?


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'People poke themselves in the eye with a biscuit'

I heard this on QI recently.

How? Why? "I poked myself in the eye with a biscuit because I thought I was 6ft tall, but am actually 5' 8", therefore, my mouth was 4" lower than it would have been, had I been 6ft."
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