[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

with the weather in the UK, having waterproof fur is a definite blessing []

[ariel]

i once wrote this in some topic about global warming, but it fits here too

Beavers are not necessarily harmful. In fact, many land managers and ranchers are now reintroducing beavers for stream restoration work. Beaver dams slow stream erosion, raise water tables, and filter pollutants and sediments - critical during times of mud slides and ash flows.
[8D]

[neilep]

Cripes !!  And us blokes think that we are obsessed with our dangly bits !!! []

Men are the same as women.... just inside out !!

[Ray hinton]

in the film basic instinct,sharon stone flashed!   Raymond nooooo!!!!!!!!!

RE-HAB IS FOR QUITTERS.

[ROBERT]

"" Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 21:35 GMT  
 
'Jurassic beaver' found in China  
 
The discovery of a beaver-like fossil that lived when the dinosaurs ruled the Earth could challenge some currently accepted ideas on mammal evolution.

Castorocauda lutrasimilis, which was unearthed in China, is a species previously unknown to science.

It dates back to 164 million years ago, a time when mammals were thought to be primitive creatures confined to land.

But this animal was adapted to life in water, meaning scientists may now have to rethink their theories. ""
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4748058.stm

 

[ROBERT]

164 million year old beaver, [insert Wayne Rooney joke here []].

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

See? Beavers are the highest-evolved creatures on the planet. It was us who kicked sh*t out of the dinosaurs & made way for humanids. We taught you all you know about woodwork too! []

Oh, and TUT at the Rooney joke.

[Ray hinton]

aahem!!
i beg to differ,it was mr blizzard that taught me how to make wooden toys,not some overgrown goofy rat [:0]

its the drugs,y-know.

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

Ahhh, but who taught Mr Snowman? [^]

[Ray hinton]

well what can i say ? BEAVERS ROCK yahyahyahyah

its the drugs,y-know.

[mark71]

yes beavers are cool...but what about polar bears...we need to spend billions on trying to save the north pole...

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

...we need to spend billions on trying to save the north pole...

Why? It's cold & wet, there are no decent pubs there, no shops, it's not the most popular of tourist destinations & it's further north than Scotland! And polar bears eat people.

The south pole is far superior. There are shops, restaurants, bars and fwuffy wickle pingwings.

[Simulated]

IDK because I ain't a beaver. LoL.

[DoctorBeaver (OP)]

IDK because I ain't a beaver. LoL.

You have my sympathy