Happy Xmas/Christmas/Festive Season/Holiday-period all!! (delete as appropriate)

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Offline peppercorn

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I'm off for Xmas tomorrow morn.  SO just thought I;d take the opportunity to wish everyone on TNS a very happy, er, Time-of-the-year! [:D]

See you folks all soon.....   *Raises a glass!*

 [:)] [:)] [:)] [:)]

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I'm off already and until Tuesday after new year. Wey Hey :-)

Merry Xmas and a great new year to all those who stumble on to these pages.

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To all a Merry Christmas! 

And some Christmas thoughts from other people.


Peter Dickinson
The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts.


Dave Barry
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.


Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
The mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.  -- A. Einstein

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...... and as Dr Spooner said, "Crappy Hissmas bevry oddy and all the best for the yew near.
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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We're off to our daughter for Xmas, for 4 days. You would not believe how much Mrs 'er indoors has put out for me to pack! Must be half her entire wardrobe. When I saw the pile of underwear, which included around 10 (yes ten) bras, I said "Stone the crows, how many tits have you got?"
If brains were made of dynamite, I wouldn't have enough to blow my nose.

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Happy Christmas one and all.  Have a great holiday and enjoy the food, family and presents!

Best Wishes - Matthew  (who is still asking "why?")

"There were the Useful Presents: engulfing mufflers of the old coach days, and mittens made for giant sloths; zebra scarfs of a substance like silky gum that could be tug-o'-warred down to the galoshes; blinding tam-o'-shanters like patchwork tea cozies and bunny-suited busbies and balaclavas for victims of head-shrinking tribes; from aunts who always wore wool next to the skin there were mustached and rasping vests that made you wonder why the aunts had any skin left at all; and once I had a little crocheted nose bag from an aunt now, alas, no longer whinnying with us. And pictureless books in which small boys, though warned with quotations not to, would skate on Farmer Giles' pond and did and drowned; and books that told me everything about the wasp, except why."

A child's christmas in wales - dylan thomas
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We're off to our daughter for Xmas, for 4 days. You would not believe how much Mrs 'er indoors has put out for me to pack! Must be half her entire wardrobe. When I saw the pile of underwear, which included around 10 (yes ten) bras, I said "Stone the crows, how many tits have you got?"

She prob gets confused as she lives with one big tit...  [:P] [:D] [:D]
  A potty-mouthed, impertinent female who thinks she is God's gift to men" -JimBob

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Y'all have a Kewel Yewel now!
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Merry Christmas all!!!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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When I saw the pile of underwear, which included around 10 (yes ten) bras, I said "Stone the crows, how many tits have you got?"


Don't fret, Don, the problem could be worse!




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Just saw three great tits on my bird feeder.  I always get mutants to feed my birds.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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Offline Make it Lady

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Forgot to say ding dong merrily on high and all that tripe to you all.
Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

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When I saw the pile of underwear, which included around 10 (yes ten) bras, I said "Stone the crows, how many tits have you got?"


Don't fret, Don, the problem could be worse!



Worse????


OK, OK, better! Ya got me. [;D]

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Belated Xmas greetigs and happy new year wishes to you all. I'm holidaying at my parents' place so I'm not online so much.
se you all  later.
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Belated Xmas greetigs and happy new year wishes to you all. I'm holidaying at my parents' place so I'm not online so much.
se you all  later.

Happy New Year BC!


And Happy New Year - One and All  (Gord' Bless ya Mr Scrooge! And especially to Tiny-TNS [:D])

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PEAS ON EARTH


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