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depends largely on the dencity. Digestion varies greatly on how much water is left before final excrement.If too much water is left over we have diarrhea. if too litter we are constipated. If your system is running normally your poo should be neutrally buoyant (it will sometimes float). I'm sorry to say you're not special.
I once knew a guy who's favorite punchline was -"Do not pull the plug mother. I like to see them floating."
probaby unabsorbed fat or fiber content.
‘Twas in the harbourRelaxing on his boatAn angler boastedOf a turd that did floatWith arms outstretchedHe did lie and sayTwas this big and youShould have seen the one that got awayWhat was it thatMade this turd so buoy-antSo the angler couldPaint a picture like Rembrandt.Twas in the foodThe excreter consumedWhich also made itHeavily perfumed.This turd was largeAnd full of gasIt must have been eyewateringAs it came out his ass.These floating turdsAre really a worry‘cause they don’t break downIn much of a hurryCan we stop themBeing so light?What can we doTo correct such shiteArrest that SheepyThrow him in cellLeave him there‘till his turds sink without smellOr we couldAt the very leastChange his dietTo eat less yeast.